GMMore 546: Eating Dead Baby Arms

look it up it’s awesome look it’s a giraffe I’m done I win smell my breath Oh Marvin oh God Oh your teeth oh ho that might be permanent look at that Oh Oh swallow a man I can’t get it down nice a British small eyes best oh really when do I stop being an old lady oh you know or don’t hey that was good though you went in the store mode guys what you wanted to give him some waters out because he’s got some my mouth is numb from there’s like an uh meanness to it so like the whole marketing behind my bar is you either love it or you hate it I hate that we bring in Joyce people do really feel passionate I honest I adore it well you won’t need a spoonful of it new um on Ibiza sized it is so pungent ah let me have a spoon I’m gonna try a little bit that is close uh Jimmy just I’m not gonna take a loser’s portion but I’m gonna take this tasty portion so here’s a jammie Dodger to kind of wipe that memory away hmmmmm cool just get in there um that’s bad innit it’s like something that would attach tile to a bathroom wall it’s unpleasant yeah it is unpleasant um but I can for the record it is unpleasant I’m not gonna show my displeasure I could see how because of the bit the I mean the more – of it um the saltiness of it that’s kind of zinc it you can on yeah I like things that have a little bit of a bike too so I’m not I could see how it on the right thing be like my wife my wife has a cheese and Marmite sandwich with lettuce and pickles gross and yeah this was during pregnancy this was before the pregnancy oh and this was during the pregnancy as well this was like a she loves it Wow doing they only ready and you found that out after you married her unfortunately so it’s like it’s like a naughty excretion from like like some bad animal hey a bad animal like a defense mechanism yeah like because my you just caught it a naughty extreme you know but you know what amazed the often effectiveness what I meant was like he follows through yeah oh yeah like an ink cloud yeah yeah that’s naughty right okay is this this is real and this is 100 we still playing a game this is persistent going okay all right yeah this one I got showing it to us first this one we can actually make here properly so that we’ve had to buy this one brother see it’s actually called a dead man’s arm and but of course we can make it winter by a mini version so according to baby’s dead a dead baby dead babies or her and it’s a you can eat it can we can we visit you guys you should definitely visit in the UK we will show you all the real British food all right you know I really I really want to go over there and leave the airport you’ve never been I’ve never been out of the airport oh yeah come to London oh yeah you have to we’re afraid no don’t you come to airport it’s Heathrow is not the best part of logic no that’s good Slough that’s that’s a nice place so owl salon that’s a town or is it it’s well Mickey proposed used to be where we got living we live in North London so hostage here and you have to send in a very nice accent but you’re not Hartford shit ha for sure Hartford sure yeah ah / – yes hmm what’s that thing I said in my bad Scottish accent singing hen is yeah I’m not gonna try it again I just live there one that’s the best baby arm I’ve ever eaten yeah and the reason is maybe a dead man says oh it’s a jam roly-poly is the real name for it but dead it’s called a dead man’s on because you have sort of a big one and it it just looks at that it is just it’s also cost or is it a part of it you don’t do custard in the US so you don’t do suet so we couldn’t make this and you don’t do custard so what we’ve had to do is actually just buy pudding and then let it down with some milk let it down let it let her down easy and you know what it was actually quite delicious this seems like a grand idea oh this is so good hmm I mean I think people have okay there’s a reputation that food from your parts is kind of bland right it’s a station but I think that you’re challenging that perception we would like to challenge that there’s yet all of our food is food colored it’s all brown it’s all a bit boring that we’d like it it’s not very fresh and but at the same time we’ve got some of the best chef in the world yeah the best food so well there’s some incredible on your dream yes actually I set you up all right so what’s the other one give us the pitch oh I thought that there was another fake one well give us the fake one yeah where I’m swimming pork is a traditional brush she’d come for varied Assisting of blood sausages in a creamy mushroom pepper porridge now this is where we like to combine the sweet foods with the savory yes yeah go with it yeah thing is we do have savory porridge we do have super-sonar porridge bones your family do soy all right you got it dirts or salt salt got it yeah okay Heston Blumenthal he heard of him UK chef blue metallic Blumenthal Blumenthal who’s is scientific yeah he’s made snail oh my gosh okay he’s guys it uses like the gas yeah yeah yeah like throw stuff in a bag and makes it to a certain temperature but he’s made snail porridge when she sells in his restaurant and it’s one of the best-selling dishes that I like let’s see this women Diego did you make it I guess I don’t know there’s a last night no gonna that would be tasty right cream of mushroom soup is we can ministro nan to do that at home that’s great add a knotty excretion interesting oh if only a recipe for the eight flights just in the two toes below now sorted salted sort also did that’s very different yeah oh and but that’s how I say sorted yes sorted the so degree Gino kind of started didn’t work that you did not like that Jane SOR di D yes yeah and when I say that I mean SOR TD I think that’s the southern thing surely I’m actually trying to say your channel no thank you sorted mmm yes what does something mean ta um it means it means to divide things up yeah like it means like okay I’m gonna sort those two piles those five piles of skills are now sorted by color okay alright so from so me it would be a variety of food now that would be a sort I know but it seems like a shorthand way of saying assorted you’re guessing what it means to them they ask what it means to us oh but you’re both wrong cuz what cetera so sorted in the UK it’s very much so you have things like this recipe is now done there it is it’s the final pot of water it’s all sorted out get sorted yeah yeah I got a salted fish bash Bosh salted sorted ok finished gun-related eaten you know what I honestly thought it meant I thought sorted man you thought it wasn’t crazy crazy yeah so crazy it’s like let’s get sorted in this club yeah let’s get drunk let’s get filled it up it in I just get started that’s ever gonna catch on I like nah let’s arrange ourselves by height no I I don’t know why but I seriously thought that that was what it I thought it was British slang for like go crazy they say I’m really I did it there’s a song or a film called sorted for ease and whiz and that’s that’s what it means but I’ve got my ease and with so I’m fucking I don’t I’ve gone what are the other two thing don’t know II never heard there is I I don’t know specifically but they’re corrupt okay crooks drugs no drugs the drug rallies and whiz yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah got some if you want to okay because I’ll sort of know when I when I first looked at your videos I expected to see crazy food crazy foods well within the club and you do get you do get creative yeah but like we we we get sorted with our food on our show and it’s lots of times stupid and you never want to actually eat it like the willit taco thing but you get you guys I would you actually make things that people could actually eat they want to eat there’s some crazy foods that really work so things like a tomato soup cake hmm that works that is a great little can of tomato soup into a cake batter in the oven it is this no nobody we found it on the internet and then you showed it to spit it out right yeah it’s Newsies right right there’s parsnip cake okay and that’s like slice that’s like a carrot cake rail with parsnips instead of zucchinis you can put zucchinis into I see I did that scores yet so we call them in the UK yeah well I instantly translated it into American I’m back and referenced it to show how clever I was right you can’t winning souls nips and I mean there’s there’s two other guys that are part of your team yeah there’s a natural proper chef we don’t actually cook okay you guys are the ambassadors what’s his name Ben Ben Ben and Mike Mike hmm Ben’s a glossies he’s a clever one he knows what he’s doing and you guys go way back oh yeah more of you we’ve know each other for 17 years really in Chaves mt all the way through school and basically we are for a view the two of you or four of us yeah well and basically we all went our separate ways when tops like college and university and discover that we can cook and in the Mumford thing happened what what why did the month yeah the Mumford band your band really took office oh yeah that were years that was good and that’s what he say we were on tour right and then you got and like the caterers just ran off and we had to cook frosting and bending hey I’m a chef as well as playing the drums and and so he started cooking for us and teaching us how to cook you started at a Lowe’s Hey oh yeah warn me next time did I yell in my ear my word style I’m with more mites making my nose want to evacuate but we thought you know we can play ukuleles and we can also start cooking and putting videos up online and you know what both things took off at the same time we don’t you know you sort it out figure out now you realize that fiction 47% of the audience thinks that you’re Mumford & Sons no okay ladies 2011 not the good-looking mythical more audience there that’s a sharp promotion no but 5% I am serious I would love to just go over to England and just have a residency oh I don’t know some kind of artist yeah we have a resume I know wanting me a dead babies well maybe you want to live like that the south coast by the sea or would you want to be in the country like South babbies where you put us up oh yes that’s come down to London it’s gotta be London because that’s where there’s a YouTube space there is – yes you guys know we can work something out with the YouTube space you don’t use your own I don’t allow us to cook in that red heat it’s a nightmare we conquer you mean no have fire its sources really mmm just say there’s no cooking in the YouTube space well that really they’ve said the goodness they’ve said they’re gonna sort it out and you know this is another chance for us to say hey let us cook that yeah yeah and listen we’re gonna use our hats in that array on twos cuz we’ll be doing is I’m doing a residency soon yeah oh yeah we want to cook in this YouTube space make it happen dig I just want to experience the first hand of the dead man’s are the comedic Sensibility of England yeah because I really enjoy that a sense of humor is very different yeah I really I want to experience that firsthand you have to come by that with the grumpiness like your Carolyn everyone is grumpy like walking around California and everyone goes morning like oh wow people look nice here people yeah yeah it must appreciate better if you’re unlike the tube in the morning right if you’re on the tube and you’re going to work is the morning rush hours I’m like that if somebody talks to you nah don’t why would they talk to you like that’s that’s weird there is something wrong with them everybody knows you sit there on your phone your iPad or you read newspaper and you ignore everything around you and so you get to work and then you ignore everybody around you there as well back home see my fig nor her yeah so when your team de la you you honestly experienced friendly people saying good morning yeah that’s good I’m glad why are you talking to me what do you want and they don’t want anything they just want to wish you a good day they usually pushing a trolley at the same time but it is like a cart like a shopping cart yeah yes yeah yeah okay did I say it wrong no I said what laughing you probably said it right for you we pictured them pushing like a huge train

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