GMMore 549: Getting a Job at Disneyland

I got you it down that’s the lowest you’ve ever talked always on me Tay Zonday okay alright um so there’s some other ones that you didn’t get to in the episode that now you’re gonna get to now um what’s an amusement park dedicated to tape called the tape yeah like adhesives yeah called not happening Magic Kingdom okay I would think that was not for everybody mutant part delicated dedicated dedicated to cellophane you can’t listen if the jokes bad move on don’t try to make it better and make it not any better okay this is these are things you cannot do while you have on a Disney uniform using part dedicated to like on fabric softeners dryers yeah you cannot chew gum you cannot obvious use a cell phone why not okay okay an employee I was thinking if you attend the park because I don’t think they should allow you to chew gum they don’t allow you to to to gum if you attend the park you can chew gum as a guest no yes you can it is if you spit it out goofy has to scoop it up when we went to Adventureland what was that part called that we went to that Disney California Adventure did weren’t they saying spit out your gum no they wouldn’t do they would never do that I don’t believe that they would do that too because that messes up your eggs you can’t chew gum this is the happiest place on earth I can do whatever I want to it’s illegal right and you’re kind of sworn that I was prompted to spit out my gum I don’t remember that but the employees cannot chew gum they cannot have to use their cell phone they cannot frown they cannot have bad posture they cannot smoke they cannot eat cannot smoke now I don’t know how they don’t eat while wearing their uniform I think it means they cannot be seen eating so you don’t go to like the food you know how when you go to the food court in fact I was at the food court the other night at the mall and I saw an employee of Panda Express eating Panda Express oh I went to well we went to have it with a family burger joint and did you notice we went right when they opened and like six employees were all eating and I was like I don’t know how I feel about this and then the one guy who was in the back came out and he was drinking coffee from a McDonald’s coffee mug right and I was like then it I had clarity I felt good about the employees who were eating the food that they were making I felt bad about the coffee because the guy who is not even drinking and he was drinking but I’ve haven’t had enough coffee but I don’t want to see I love this rule I don’t want to see him eating it while they’re making it I don’t want to start eating but I want to know that they’re nourished late but they eat on their own behind closed doors I don’t want to see somebody somebody with a Disney uniform on that might should be giving me directions and pointing with their hands at places to be known a corndog right there in front of me eating on the corndog and it’s so and like you can’t smoke you can’t take a smoke break and like go out into your car and let be seen and the kids see you smoking out there in your car I mean basically you know white I’ll give it a home when you get home you got to take that uniform off before you smoke because if somebody gets a picture of you smoking in that uniform it’s over they in fact they actually kill you they always fire heads yeah there’s people disappear all the time take Alice in Wonderland what I’m making that up dang a little menthol please Disney lawyers do not contact me I do not believe that you actually kill people and you also you cannot share anything you’re doing on social media platforms so there are no Disney employees that have instagrams of stuff that they’re working on they like behind the scenes worry about it like look I put the Pluto head on with the with the Minnie Mouse bottom I mean I wasn’t that Instagram bubble obviously that would be off-limits but they can’t even be like had a great day at the happiest place on earth today they can’t even sit tweet they can’t reference their jobs on social media can’t talk about it no Facebook no Twitter no YouTube behind-the-scenes videos no Instagram by them holding a cigarette and then they’re like their Disney shoe in the background I don’t know if they if you better bring your is you shoot I don’t know how I feel about that that seems pretty heavy-handed I I think that this is for an organization like Disney this isn’t this is a smart it ruins the mystique of the characters you want mystery you want mystery and wonderment to be surrounding all these things and once Joe starts tweeting about his job and instagramming you know pictures from the top of the Tower of Terror it loses all of its mystique Tower of Tara Tara Tara has her own Tower now Tara Reed what else it’s a really large Tara Reid with a ladder on the outside of it you climb to the top of it and jump into a pool of sharks give me another one please that’s it man that’s all of them I mean they can’t do social media and they can’t do those things I told you can’t have bad posture bad posture now I was sent home I worked in the music park I’ve talked about this a number of times a Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk I was I worked his right operator for a summer and I was sent home one day for not shaving I was sent home another day for frowning and so this is not this Disney and come to think of it I was uh quite a dunce like who gets sent home for frowning like that is interesting like that’s just that’s just that’s just bad on me and the funny thing is is it isn’t like this was a like in year three somewhere you broke down this was like Ghaith in weeks it was a matter been week for right of kiddie rides you couldn’t do a month of it is horrible it’s hard what does your face look like I had on sunglasses but my mouth of a sight I can’t believe that it was that pronounced and sometimes a mouth would be like like I would talk to myself a lot are you kidding because there was no one else to talk to I wasn’t going to talk to the kids and the parents they told you you were frowning let’s really we’re talking you’re saying everybody I’m cleaning up pee I’m like hey your your pee is really yellow you should probably hydrate is I’m like cleaning it up and I’ll see this like toddler I have to believe that there were complaints made well they were because I was sent home for frowning right but I’m saying that it doesn’t it wasn’t a geyser going around like some mom went out to sue resident I want to tell you about the guy rim the teacups yeah he’s such ladybugs is such a buzzkill yeah he’s just frowning really the way I would describe it okay I’m gonna go look at him and there was some supervisor that came over there and like looked at you from a distance available yeah binocular he is frowning use binoculars he had binocular he was on the Tara Reid he was on the Tower of Terror look him well yeah I’m not ashamed of it but I’m also not FRA I can see he is frowning I was more than frowning I was hitting kids okay I wasn’t hey kid get on that rap oh wow belt buckle get your seatbelt buckled Frost along get your belt buckle I got another story about a belt buckle maybe I’ll say that for another good mythical more okay doesn’t involve kids oh that’s true I heard about them you heard about that yeah

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