GMMore 564: Living Next to Twins

maybe if you stop flapping your wings and I just nope now I’m just glad now I’m just gliding because we hit an air pocket what do you call it a thermal because we’re birds because we’re birds um team smoke beer-drinking would walk shop and chevy driving high blood pressure having vasectomy getting migraine loving Florida Gulf Coast vacationing sheriff deputy Marion Lynda and Mary and Betty having James Allen dog named toy men that’s who we are hahaha well you could have done looking down the whole episode like that you see we got through it a lot more quickly so we’ve known some twins the twins that we that we knew together in high school of course were Josh and joy Smith smithereens hopefully they’re watching spend quite a bit of time Joey is watching and Josh can feel that Joey is watching hmm ah you know Josh and Joey are two of the guys uh but they identical I haven’t yeah but you either lete old apart easily told apart when I met along here when I met a buzz cut that was done that was one know that even if they were both like wearing a hat they had slightly different voices yeah attitudes slightly different attitudes I wonder how they’re doing hasn’t seen them at all they’re doing great but I basically stole Joey’s girlfriend from him remember that that was awkward um I think you got her back after a while though my hamper yeah he did he dated amber for an extended period of time after you dated her before and after I think no definitely before amber I dated amber my junior year in high school do you not remember that amber was your first kiss yeah I did yeah that was a middle school I dated her then yeah I do date her middle school yeah and then I dated I yeah then gently dated yeah I’m talking about high school okay Joey dated her for like two years and then you dated then while they were still going out I asked her to be my girlfriend right you call her from Joey what you’re saying like uh but what you said was but actually he dated he dated her first I was like no he didn’t United her in middle school that’s a different life though middle school high school okay a middle school life no yeah they should different life between sly said he dated her first but you clearly dated her first because you dated her in the different life in middle and high school he dated her then I dated her but they were no think he went back but then were no hard feelings like you guys were friends after we were friends throughout it he was an easygoing guy yeah Josh Josh a different story I didn’t try to steal any his girlfriends I don’t know right he dated Betsy and then he dated he did it Betsy he sure did for a long time yeah and then he dated a no Joey dated Maria Jodie Jodie Joey day to Maria for a long time anyway neither here nor there we were in a um the first we’ll come back to Josh hopefully you’re all watching the first set of twins that I ever laid eyes on I laid some hard eyes on those girls house eyes I mean I’m in like it aggressive ah that’s right of it I’m just here like harsh stare that’s what I understand what you mean well I’m what twins you tone the towles mez who the towles was when I growing up like the first house you remember me living in across the street there was a family of blondes like the mom was blonde the dad was blonde and that the two twin girls were blonde family of blonde it’s like and these two girls were told they were Kiara cute little girls don’t you remember was her mom the choir director uh yeah oh yeah that’s going way back she had the blonde hair you like them I like them yeah I don’t remember what they look like I would they had like a tree swing I’ll have a tree swing that’s really all I remember because they moved away you don’t you remember the family I don’t remember them being twins the first twins I remember I had a crush on those twins I was like wow if one not like me the other one might like me but neither of them did nope but you didn’t make him go for two you didn’t make a move for two we were all too young it was one of those like grade school crush type things I’m talking like second grade yeah I remember the what Ginny what was Ginny’s older sisters names they moved on my street Clark – Clark doing LARC twins yeah Lee and so-and-so I can’t remember the other uh I they’re just you know when you live in a small community there’s just some sort of excitement that happens with with the men folk when twin girls move in $2,000 two of them two of them huh interesting I double my chances and then and then Kevin ended up marrying one and John ended up marrying one no Jonathan married Jenny no I don’t remember at the end of I know who this is this means nothing to the people who are watching unless the people that were talking about or why are now watching oh it was judy judy Adams son yeah I can’t remember his name Alex Alex got it yeah I’m so glad that he remembered alex is so great that we’re sitting here talking about people that you have no idea who they are they just it’s just evidence that we’ve known each other forever what do we what happened that time of Josh and Joe Smith the first time that we uh the god we almost hit right over there like a tobacco product was in the very back of a Chevy Suburban they drove Chevy’s they had a big suburban and we went to a George Strait concert and they have insisted it was the night that I was beginning to make the move on amber really we were in the freakin Smith twins ecology where you had some dip in your lip and you were like I got sick let’s get some context here it sounds absolutely crazy and we I definitely do not recommend it but this was 1994 I’ll say the year 1995 in rural North Carolina everyone was dipping I wasn’t it was bad you weren’t we shouldn’t have done it but when I didn’t okay I didn’t desire to do it after that night it was horrible anyway we’re driving along these bunnies back roads in North Carolina they’re you know there’s no there’s a line in the middle but there’s no lines on the side of the road who needs that the roads are like twelve feet maybe ten feet wide and of course we just went like we went everywhere like 75 miles per hour and his and Joey’s driving I think and he’s going fast and he’s in this suburban and all of a sudden I’m in the back of course none of us have seatbelts on I was not in this vehicle is I don’t remember this really it’s not the George Strait concert no this is not and all of a sudden he just slams on brakes it’s like and then the whole thing starts fishtail and in fishtailing and then we stop and there’s just this like hobo is the best way to describe him just like a guy wandering in the fields who just like standing there the Miller Road is kind of looking at he was drunk and he was walking across the street and he just hit stopped right in the middle and he saw at last second stop right in front of him and the hobo didn’t run or skitter across the right I just looked up like I was interesting I remember that story I was not they were there no that was a night I was putting the moves on amber and Joey was driving the car maybe my memory is bad yep but uh it seems like yeah cuz I don’t remember tobacco products that night that was George Strait we go to a country music concert and you dip a little bit right and you normal green like an alien yeah yeah here’s are those times you

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