GMMore 566: Hiccup Cures

but I mean is 3:30 p.m. after school well it’s technically high noon that’s what you’re supposed to do okay so what three hours late yeah what time zone you’re Lisa Pro and we’re not in the right one how’s Martha she’s pretty good house taming no Timmy well I know how Tammy is hey brother hey get me I know how Tammy is almost as good as hid down down welcome to good mythical more where we profusely apologize for not hip hopping during the episode um I mean I I’m really upset with myself I mean look at these on the scale of hot they’re right at the top and I didn’t hiccup actually they’re not you know on the scale aha they’re right at the top Oh in their own label numbers meta data can I have one of those uh paper towels to blow my nose I’ll do it off camera you know what the slogan for Kimmy Mazetti is you know what the slogan for Mazetti is without reading it uh no but I can probably just guess I think cuz I think you can guess the slogan not a sponsor uh don’t forget it the Mazetti ah reddit yeah you said the Mazetti oh oh I thought she did you read it yeah I read it Oh already he read it and got it wrong don’t forget a Mazetti exclamation it should be don’t forget Adama Sarah um so we proven it you can’t make it yourself I think you can here’s my theory if we started whatever I start with is what’s gonna make me hiccup I mean I don’t know if you even noticed the hiccup I did when I drank the dr. pepper really quickly but it was like one hiccup I’m not fake if I just started with the Chili Peppers I would have hiccups a couple of times just like I do typically when I’m eating something high but then I think your body’s like Oh false alarm told me throw what you got at me when you get the hiccups what is your preferred method of getting a fooling the vagus nerve I hold my breath but I will say that I don’t get hiccups in hiccups don’t last more than a couple of minutes for me I know I saw in the notes there that people typically hiccup 663 times after they began getting hiccups tonight well not me maybe I’ve normal but that doesn’t happen to me i hiccup a couple of times when something like that happens an idea and then I don’t do anything my preferred method of helping someone else get rid of the hiccups is to scare them what about what’s your preferred personal method um stab myself in the groin yeah I just mean stupid uh stab myself in somewhere else the rib cage oh now I’m going to try some of these off so I drink a lot of water yeah what that does is it um I don’t know what drinking water does Hank talked about it in his a scishow video but I can’t remember open mouth swallowing method swallow with your mouth open what do they should look stupid I can do that it’s very gross to drink without using your hands never heard of that get the pickle juice or vinegar drink it out the pickle shoes get the pickle juice drink about a half a teaspoon of either every 7 to 10 seconds of either every 10 7 to 10 seconds until you hiccup stop drink half a teaspoon of ether every Testament said no no no do not drink ether it will kill you drink upside-down you ever done that you can get it at any local grocery store the label says upside down get burping get to burping we did a lot of that maybe that’s why you know preemptively you ask a friend to tickle you did that with your hair in my ear put your put your earlobes to good use drink a normal-sized gulp of water but don’t swallow leave the water in your mouth then pull down both your earlobes and tilt your head back swallow and tada give me a break I just just make you look like and hearing it close everything plug all the holes in your head and close your eyes close your eyes close your mouth a lot of hiccups and it was very difficult to do think about difficult with me if you had Nichkhun but think about it you look by the time I figure out how to do that on my own I would have lost the hiccups you’re like you like thought about it for a long time a new fingers – I like your like this how many holes do I like and then still after you figured it out you’re like you’re Memphis you’re Ellison it’s a coping mechanism when you close the holes on your face one of the holes wants to open right and that’s what fools the vagus nerve the nerve that runs down your yeah get a pencil and bite down on it and then drink a glass of water at the same time have you ever done this bite down on a pencil and drink water at the same time err in in sequence wet a piece of paper and put on your forehead if we had hiccups right now it would be nice to be able to do that ask the person with hiccups their middle name without asking why you’re asking them then ask them to spell it then say your hiccups are gone if it worked they will be gone immediately well of course if it worked where is this from Oh wikiHow that explains that the bad grammar and such my dad my dad told Cristina a joke last week he like looked around to see if the kids weren’t around pasta oh it’s going to be a dirty joke but it turned out it wasn’t he said let me see if I can remember it um said an 85 year old woman went to her doctor to get a checkup and the doctor was out and she had to have an appointment you listened to my drug yeah because I know you just got an email and you were reading about it I’m listening to your joke 85 year old woman checkup went to doc to get a checkup but her doctor wasn’t there was a new doctor their new daughter and but lo and behold the old doctor just was out to lunch so he’s coming back from lunch and he’s walking back and as he is walking back up to the clinic or whatever you call it out the front door of the clinic comes eighty five-year-old Wilma will call her just running at full speed screaming at the top of her lungs and she comes up she’s running past the doctor and says whoa whoa whoa what happened and eighty five year old woman said that new doctor that you got in there said that I was pregnant and the doctors like you’re in today’s I could do you’re like this are you like this sucks well I could be more sad or to know yet could be like okay we’re not looking to you and I’m telling a joke you need to be like oh yeah what happens next so the doctor goes what my new doctor told you that he must be nuts and then he goes today storms in into the clinic and he goes up to the new doctor old doctor doesn’t he says new doctor don’t know his name said what are you doing telling Wilma that she’s pregnant she’s 85 years old she’s got children who’ve got children we’ve got children Yeah right she’s like what are you nuts where did you get your doctor did what happens next and then doctor said well when she ran out of the clinic did she still have the hiccups hmm all that that’s the kind of joke that my dad would tell ya it’s good something goes that long and then it was satisfies that well and then and what when he told it what did excuse me I got some what was your reaction to it what I just did oh you laugh is like that yeah because I’m a supportive song right when someone goes out of their way to tell a joke for that long a lot of pressure to like it okay so that’s how how how many worries as a Congress till it’s taken the more you laugh right I’ve been I’ve been running on that engine for a couple planes a whole lot why your joke so long because you chose to laugh I mean yeah you’re not so dad that sucked I wouldn’t say that I’d be like haha this is how I laugh to that joke I’d be like hahaha I still got some potato chip in my teeth um the the one thing that you did not read on there when she’s holding your breath I held my breath and that works I know these were interesting cures for the hiccups not obvious Oh holding your breath that’s that’s the one for me because you can’t scare yourself I don’t I can’t like look in the mirror and scare myself and I holding your breath disrupts the oxygen levels in your blood which fools your vagus nerve in some ways one I’m told you know what we need to open a club in Vegas called vagus nerve it’s spelled differently though spoke with you people like why did they spell Vegas wrong the vagus nerve yeah we spell it differently called the vagus nerve why do they spell it differently I’ll come in and find out yes it looks like Vitas listen that means nothing to me ve G us it’s like if people saw it in life they’d be like we just don’t want to go to the beat just nervous the Gus apparently you get hiccups in there you know what it is like then can’t know what it is we induce you pay to have hiccups induced now we’re at the front door we got some work to do and then you go through a series of things after getting the hiccups scared out of you it’s called the Vita’s nerve what happens in the Vitas stays in the Vitas you

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