GMMore 580: Eating Mexican Head Poops Candy

link you are not America’s Next Top Model I got a deep voice for America’s Next Top Model oh look at this I’ve been hiding this over here for 20 episodes okay Jen come in here and help us because I think we’ve established on this episode that neither one of us can talk yes I bet it’s an interesting day haven’t and I’m it was the turkey but I happened before the turkey so uh for United States Thanksgiving we we are celebrating Canada and Mexico the United States things and we’re gonna eat that turkey y’all don’t y’all even worry about ya come on now don’t be telling us this wasteful we’re gonna eat that turkey come on now come on in here you guys can you leave the cut up that candy delete me go back you’re a happy baby everything go back to the main video right now and delete the comment that you made about how this was wasteful because we’re gonna eat it how about that do me a solid is Thanksgiving I got some pepper jelly thanks for that I like that I’ll set that aside for myself Jenna I keep forgetting to acknowledge the fact that you led the good mythical more that we had to skip out on la bat thanks thanks what did you did you learn anything yeah pretty tough job I set her up for that this is a official rhett and Link embossment letterhead it’s not they did it the Arendt link our family loves watching you on roku oh yeah big on Roku good mythical morning zone Roku in the package or some of our favorites that are popular in Tucson in Mexico oh no Tucson Arizona no the pepper jelly is one of my favorites it’s great on boggles with cream cheese the prickly pear jelly is a Southwestern specialty it comes from the prickly pear cactus which have lovely fuchsia color fruit we also included some of your favorite Mexican candy the head poops have at it David Jeff and Carrie bishop so before you go ahead poops have at it was me before you eat that poop I have something that looked a lot like poop this is a salted lemon flavored apricot or apricot depending on where you’re from Lynne grab one of those what this is a salted apricot look at how much I’m not shaking too bad whoa a salted Africa my own at the same time is you and there’s two more so two more daring people grab a salted apricot wow it’s got a seat in it so don’t don’t break your teeth Wow gosh it’s like biting a block of salt whoa there’s a pit in the middle I don’t think you fuzzy hit things with the planet oh gosh boy it’s a dog treat lemon flavored salted are you sure it might be a dog for y’all it might be for dogs it is a dog treat it is a dog tree why does it have a dog hello Linda can you make that can you make someone’s head poop so I can eat it what’s up with how hard it was to carve the turkey what good holy moly Jim it’s dull it’s a dull sword we also have scorpions it makes a farting noise and then then you take this you didn’t even get it off TV hmm it’s good [Music] the pen is throwing a clock as a box downer it’s like chili powder [Laughter] Wow guys was he the first time are you serious look at that maybe I should put this go on for so isn’t it great that we’re spending Thanksgiving together guys I mean my family my family’s like where’s Lee we’re here like eating Thanksgiving dinner and I’m here with you guys eating Mexican poop candy no rest for the weary you can put your thumb all the way in that oh yeah I gotta get the big one I called this girl up and tell her to send us a big one maxi that is weird that’s a Pina oh that’s a chili flavored sucker oh yeah it’s a chili flavor – pineapple sucker I can’t put my finger on from a sucker sort of something I can get this yeah I let let me first of all its off-camera let me be the one to initiate swords are handy oh yeah all night you okay with turkey guts sure y’all know that best thing on the menu right here okay chili flavor I mean aids give him let’s let’s all say what we’re thankful for I’m thankful you just okay Eddie what do you think before Canada you have to wait until October that’s you can’t be thankful for that thank you for the potential of people going to a website $30 a case you get unfettered access to the invitation only screening of our new movie do it did I mention that we haven’t I just somewhere in the middle of that statement it’s like please PLEASE redact that we don’t have them redacted we don’t have a live we don’t have a movie or have a live stream where we’re gonna drink clearly Canadian in unison in toast flavor we’re gonna eat toast what flavor mmm-hmm look at what’s your favorite look at how the shape decided my mouth like it makes the shape of a moustache when I put this in there I can do it even without this congratulations for discovering that favorite flavor is blackberry what do you think fulfill rat your coworker I am thankful for tech as my son would say tech like technology I’m into tech if I were to ask Allah what he was thankful for you would probably legitimately say that tech I’m into tuk I’m thankful protect because of all the tech without sex i wouldnt be able to do this you know without tech we wouldn’t bill to communicate with that this is tech and then they started pointing out what stuff is tech scheppers like technically the microwave is tech this is a conversation that’s happened well you’re his dad but you do a spot-on Shepherd and position refrigerators tech it’s like everything’s a joke like a taunting joke two separate there in the tech what can I say I’m thankful for that what do you think before oh I’m thankful that yes I’m thankful for you guys I’m thankful I make you do this my mom makes us stand in a circle holding hands if I’m alone with Thanksgiving it makes this thing for things no seriously I’m thankful that I have never been confronted by an employee of any of the thousands of restaurants where I’ve ordered a water bless you but have then put a little bit of lemonade in the water cup before I filled it up with water well because that would be really embarrassed I a little bit you mean your entire cup is pink it looks like because police have lemonade but it’s not it’s like 10% lemonade so 90% water goes to the water there’s missing tab and he gets a little bit of the thing that shares the same tab then fills the rest up with water I’ve done that before I’ve never been confronted about it I’m thinking I’m gonna point it out to the mix next waitress yeah what’s the follow-through with that though like sir you’ve put a little bit of lemonade in your water and I’m gonna have to have you pour it out I’m gonna charge you for it yeah they’re gonna make you pay for this I mean but really if you go and there’s lemons and you put a lemon in there in your water for free how is it any different than getting a dash of lemonade it’s not on that show extreme cheapskates which you might need to be out there was a whole family that they went and they got waters and then they got lemons and they squeeze all the lemons into the waters and then they got sugar packets and they put all the sugar and they made sugar water eliminated for the whole family and then they also at the same diner got a club sandwich that was cut into six pieces and that gave it to all the six family members that was all they had was sugar water and 1/6 of a clue because they have to like they don’t have enough money to pay it’s a disease being poor it’s a disease no it was not no it was not poorness it was cheapness the guy had plenty of money they had a nice house why spend money on something when you can just do that I mean there’s seems like so much effort yeah it’s embarrassing think of it so Jen you can tell us what you’re thankful for but it but it has to be really sincere in Canadian you have to speak the language in Canadian so we won’t understand you can you can be thankful obvious where’s your mom Amy Pam pants right hey Pam we talked about Pam all the time yet Janis thankful for you man and we’re thankful for you and the rest of you too but especially Pam I’m thankful for for your tireless service all these years in your occupation Oh which I don’t know what it is I don’t want it out keep talking to Pam yeah she works hard what’d she do does she work on she takes care of she stayed home mom yeah the hardest job job there is but this ain’t Mother’s Day this is Thanksgiving so redacted just kidding [Music] you

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