GMMore 583: Farting at School and Work

that’s gonna be great with sound bluffing duh oh yeah just cut in the middle of that oh my finger the other okay um what’s so much talking about farting but no one actually poke it um what did you grow up calling it we can fart a non show why didn’t we because I don’t the farting etiquette that I apply to the show farting climate of the show is no for that we don’t fart during the show that’s just something that’s didn’t even bring that up as shameful to is what we called it toot growing up yeah to make it we now as much as my family farted and set a farting climate I call it anything they didn’t we didn’t the word fart was a bad word oh we can say fart either maybe sure I’m sure lots of people are like why they saying fart so much that’s a bad word it’s not a bad word it’s a great word but my kids can use it but my kids are not allowed to use the word fart in place of normal in other words in normal sentences like because they just because they think it’s funny give me an example like don’t fart um no if we Linda would be like what are we fighting for dinner he would say that yeah he would like throwing potty words in wrong places in order to like because he thinks it’s funny it is kind of funny we don’t tell him that because we’re trying to break him of that what are we farting for dinner I don’t know we got to eat first here I have another wowie dinner at Whittier sad me sad man he shouldn’t say that on but see yeah so we never use the word fart but we would audibly fart grant your parents grandparents everybody but we have a the way we can get into this how backwards is last room and workplace farting scenario is I definitely think that we you just tell the Tommy story right as like a cautionary tale yeah because ta I here’s the fact here’s the I’m going to give you the moral of the story before the story and then give it to you again so you’ll never forget it and that is in certain situations the workplace in the classroom an audible fart can change the trajectory of your career because if you do it too early I would say if you do it in class at all and other students hear it or if you do it in the first 90 days of employment as an adult you will be known as the person who farted audibly in front of everybody after 90 days of employment it would just be funny but if it’s early on it’s just like yeah the guy who farted unless your job requires farting but I can’t even think of what would do that maybe some sort of far sniffer he a self fart sniffer no I like a fart Folio a fart sniffing duo that was working together a team fart Foley artist I mean there’s there’s a demand for that we needed it for this episode we got him from somewhere right and so that person can can and should fart in the first 90 days of of his work but in the 90 seconds he’s good at his job yeah you got it no you got to show up with a backlog but the Tommy story what this was in history’s history class yeah this is Miss Ennis this class and this is back in the day when if something really great happened Rhett would pull out a sheet of paper and he would illustrate it and I guarantee that upstairs in our phone can I still have the drawing of the story that I would rock it I would make it in like a comic he would make a comic of funny things that happened so yeah that was miss Ennis’s class so there was a do you specifically remember what she was teaching on in the moment of silence she was teaching history but there was a pregnant pause there was definitely causing and Tommy was likes in the middle of in the middle of the class like I see as middle as you can get yeah as middle as you can get right in the middle and Tommy was a large he was a husky dude he’s just a big guy I mean he was probably big-boned he was over six feet tall in high school as like a sophomore in high school and just a just a big dude it had a flattop yeah here’s what this is like a big dude yeah he was he was a great guy but we didn’t really know him that well he’s very quiet he kept to himself hardly talked to anybody he didn’t keep quiet this day though kept his head because there was a moment of silence and Tommy let one room and let me just tell you that it was so loud and so long that that everyone in the entire classroom including the teacher was able to stop look up look up look around listen and I laid a source and it was still happiness by the time everyone had isolated the source as Tommy he was still going it was so low in reverb Ettore it was like a generator had powered off away the seat the way the classroom seat sent it out like a satellite to everyone in the room I mean I feel like I don’t you know it wasn’t a Jew lady it was as if someone had taken a aluminum trashcan lid and just but here was Tommy’s fatal mistake hmm the fart was great all he needed to do and if this happens to you yeah well tell him what he did do he did nothing he is a teardown read and he stared down you have to stand up and take a bow and you will become the king of your high school so I mean in fact if you got one like that working a fart King and you fart in class like that mom stand up you bow but if you just look down and you turn red especially if it’s still going like don’t do that just like once he opened the floodgates he empty life is so much air hotel is that possible mommy it’s so he could have stood up bound doing it still didn’t happen like what it was so surreal but he carried that with him he carried that with him because that’s what I mean that’s what happens and it probably even more so back well I feel like he really liked his load in one sense but he but he gained the burden of being known as that guy the guy farted there’s a lot worse things to be known for in high school than just being the guy who farted in history I don’t yeah and in fairness I don’t think that’s what’s gonna be on his tombstone oh the guy who he’s he’s probably forgotten about it no he hasn’t uh we have so the moral of the story is if you can avoid it if you can’t alone it

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