
okay you know what this means yeah we should really really think this through thank you friend no not only did you eat the last cookie on earth but your left saliva on my ring finger and middle finger I’m disease-free all right uh oh you want you sort of wet nap or something that’s a dry nap is there any like an antibacterial something rolling Wow rawr I know this hands gonna go in my mouth at some point today and I’d like to know that yours hadn’t just been there well he’s going to antibacterial on me that’s variant that’s a work a little disappointing welcome to good mythical more oh yeah okay mister I’m abandoning you for first-class I mean me wiping your saliva off my fingers isn’t is not in the same ballpark you would have done the same thing man if you were as big as me what we actually have been in first class once before you forgot about it I was going to mention but I didn’t want to derail you when we won those tickets to the Grammys that was first class we we got class we got first class there and back the thing I’ve never done is the first class where you have the little seat that’s like 45 degrees and it’s like a bed thank you that’s I’m only too laid back walls away though the first class we were on it laid all the way back like the seat right but it but you wouldn’t like a little cubby I mean it was better than what I normally experience but it didn’t look like a train and it didn’t cost $20,000 monopoly so I played Monopoly for the first time this past weekend it actually it rained in Los Angeles which is very unusual and nobody looks at the weather around here so nobody knew it was going to rain it’s just all of a sudden just raining it’s a we were like we got to figure out what you do inside did you call a game you own happily and you’d never played it uh I can say that I have been on the I’ve always I’ve seen people playing my family was not a game playing family and then other families that I knew that word game playing families I didn’t play Monopoly because it takes forever to play Monopoly I’ve never played me in it’s uh you know it’s not a simple game as there’s there’s there’s lots of rules I mean once you get it you got it and it makes sense but it’s just you can probably pretty easily go and for a while and not play Monopoly but somebody had given us this and the kids have played it with my wife before so they all knew how to play and this is the one where you know the old-school Monopoly there was money Napoli money and now it’s a bank in a Kaizen he calculates a calculator and so there’s like an e banking system and you each have debit cards really so every player has a card and you stick it in there and it tell you everybody starts with fifteen million bucks and then if I thinks things cost a lot of money though so you quickly run out if you’re me you quickly run out of that 15 million we buying that Singapore flight right off the bat but the thing that I discovered is that the you know any point in the game you can negotiate and you can buy things from each other you can trade different properties now first of all having a ten-year-old who is the banker complicates things a little bit because he gets a little bit overwhelmed at times but he wouldn’t let me Bank he block wanted to do it and he’s constantly being frustrated by the six-year-old Shepherd who cannot not move you know I’m saying he plays a game and every time you look over there either has a house in his mouth or that one of the is like oh it’s time to spend the dice one of them is in Shepherd’s mouth let’s get it out of Shepherd’s mouth and he’s six years old but you know he’s just he’s that’s who he is sounds like a dog yeah he’s a lot like a dog we treat him like a dog and he just kind of comes and goes as he pleases and we feed him when he’s hungry and you know you put a pallet down at the foot of your bed and he curls up does whatever he wants so pallet um dog bed he did they still have jail yeah yeah if the board is exactly the same as it’s always been it’s just the Bank is now different go directly to jail do not pass go sure you see you know a little bit about this you know common knowledge but the thing is is that there is this negotiation process that starts happening and then a mine of a six year old who likes to put dice in his mouth this is the way that works it’s just like okay Shepherd I want to buy Pennsylvania Avenue from you hmm and Dino and Jessie’s like enough Shepherd you paid 2.5 million dollars for that and he’s like ten million is like nobody has that much money he’s in them and then we went in the right direction at least and then there’s this thing happening where I my wife and my son are bidding against one another on something that I am selling and they’re going back like auctioning like one over the other they’re going up like 1.2 million 1.3 million 1.4 million 1.5 million and Shepherd’s like 5.4 million yeah it’s like now you would think that this haphazard way of playing and keeping the dice in your mouth would not be effective but what we discovered is that we first of all we had to stop the game twice and take pictures of the board because it takes forever I was like we’re so invested in Holloway and then clean it up and put it away and what we took a picture and then we left it in place and then we played later on in the day but then when we finished playing at the end we took a picture and we and we took a note of where everybody’s current point values were not to read them all to you keep in mind this is me I’m an adult I consider myself relatively intelligent and this is a six year old and a 10 year old so you were and Jessie were were playing sincerely you were playing hard yeah yeah okay this is where we stand currently Locke has one point eight two million dollars pretty good mom has four point two million dollars I have three point seven million dollars Shepherd has fifteen point three seven million dollars are you letting them you letting him win no he’s a genius he bids he pays three million more than he needs for things but then he got he got at a street and he was just like I want hotels I want houses and so you every turn he would completely expend all of his money on pricing out the street and before we knew it none of us own streets and Shepherd had three hotels and then every time we came he’s a mogul hey I’m five million bucks it’s got the instinct of a mogul and you had to harness that could be a business savant maybe you’re the doll maybe he should be the CEO of our company six-year-old CEO he’ll be on the front of business insider with dice in his mouth High Roller that’s what it says it’s High Roller oh man dice in his mouth man 5.4 million um ten million I play concept with my kids which Oh which is the game spoiler alert that we played in the I don’t know if we’re supposed to talk about it yeah but screw it the screw it what’s that show we were on tabletop it just left me so we’re on an upcoming episode I think it’s not out yet of tabletop we play a board game called concept and I since then I’ve been playing it with the kids it’s basically charades using only icons on a board not using your body or your your mind really at all so we get Lando to play and you draw a card and then you’ve got to put out the you know you got to put all the elements on the board for people to guess what the thing is what the item is is it person is it a movie is it I think whatever it’s a great game but the way that Lando plays it he’ll he’ll say okay he’s like hurry up I got something hurry up I got something inside well finally it’s his turn and he’s going he’s putting all the things on the board but he never draws a card Bryce let him choose something and then people start guessing it’s like okay this is an animal he’s like and it’s blue orange and you know it’s all these different colors and he’s like and it’s fast we’re like is it a peacock is it the best peacock blue and orange I don’t know and stuff and then is descending would find like is it a sudden we just start guessing random stuff like is it a is an aardvark but you can tell that by the looking is I he’s really evaluating every guess it’s like we might be getting close is it a is it a penguin like is it a flying squirrels eye and what you could tell is that he was just looking for someone to give a cool gas ha ha ha whoever guessed it no it doesn’t matter what the game what’s it happening on the board at all I like the way he thinks whatever’s cool guess I’m gonna change whatever I wasn’t ever thinking up to that he doesn’t let himself be restricted by the by the cards or the guesses right always yeah so it basically is me completely meaningless right it’s just right the exercise of the game without any of the objective of the game really I think you can learn something like that Lando what did you decide at the very beginning that it was a flying squirrel or did you decide that once you heard us guess it and you liked it he was like B ha ha ha ha you know what we should invent a game and the rules should be that you that should be it it’s just a game where you guess you’ve got something in your you don’t even have anything in your mind and you just start doing stuff and then when you get a cool answer you’re like points this close Scott so it’s like chaos that’s what it’s called chaos it doesn’t even have a board you don’t even have to buy it it doesn’t even have a box it’s just called chaos but now available at Redlands lush store ages all ages is 7 all ages and parents go buy it now chaos
