GMMore 588: Nasty Costco Smoothie

you see a star ah in the distance to me there’s no landmarks per se its space okay go towards the nearest star put your jets towards the nearest star and I will contact you tomorrow wait wait wait wait wait wait wait there’s a gas station right here are we cool I’m just gonna I’m just gonna go over here the gas station not a gas station you’re hallucinating hallucinating hallucinating gas station yeah you know that’s where you asked for directions oh um it’s my face look shiny a little bit you want some picked up yeah these are a Kirkland Signature okay let’s break out the food processor and let’s make this concoction alright and so okay we’re both winners and we’re both lose I feel like we did better at this one getting more of them right than we did the the previous taste test now this is this is a there was never a round that we both got got it wrong right Oh someone always got it right there so we’re gonna blend all the Kirkland Signature items not the name-brand here’s some bacon now we can’t we can’t um yeah which butter which butter beat butter oh we’re going all the way with that I mean you could do half a stick half a stick of butter you’re gonna need a lot of the sports drink to water it down this is gonna be really rich well that might be too much butter give me a part of that butter or there’s blades in there so yeah don’t turn it on here we go now this is all this stuff is totally mushy so are you can be good so far look at this boy sport sport now I don’t I don’t I think this is gonna destroy our yeah I think we might have to always have to chew on that on the side yeah we’ll follow up need to put some jeans in there oh don’t ruin a good pair of jeans you know what you can do or mine are technically the ones but I kind of want these you do yeah my next pickup uh guys when we go to when we go camping next time you gonna be wearing those jeans as you lately all right gosh here we go hot dogs starting to get a little gross Hey oh yeah I got a super pretty and I love how they can just say things like super premium I mean there are no laws against this thing it’s better than regular mmm and what else are we doing food product was okay well yeah the beef canola oil need lots of that mmm smells just like paint and of course let’s liquefy this what if there’s like a deadly reaction that’s taking place and we just don’t know it it’s like I should cover the blade in what in a Gatorade or this sport sport overlaid Gatorade they’re not even trying with this sport understated lets blend this up and enjoy it uh what are we gonna name it you want to drink it didn’t name it uh well I think it should be called link value + Rhett Rhett Rhett & link select value + Rhett link select value + we gotta start that for real well I think we should buy Rhett link together because we maintain the rhett and Link brandings value select value uh select value + select so then it’s got a value + a select right rhett and Link value + select rattling value + select that’s even better ok trademark that how does this work patent it well how does what work oh yeah you hid the little nodule bacon and hot dogs ice cream I don’t think it’ll be that bad got canola oil in it spray ruin those jeans think we’ve overfilled it really I just thank you you weren’t you just wasn’t on there good enough have you broken it I don’t know should get it on there they got some wetness up inside Oh Mac and it’s it expects that did we break these things here take it off and now just hit it now it probably has a safety mechanism they’re not but all I would do is just spin it these are oh yeah you’re right here you got to hit the lip button don’t give me any lip boy do you lock it I feel like it hit maybe you should lock it somewhere it seems like that’s some but a lot of that underneath it feels like you should be able to spin it and then it kind of locks into place secret Oh a little premature there it’s kind of chunky chunky monkey a for your donkey it’s dankey sinking oh my goodness it’s got a strong smell oh gosh why is it so hot dog smelly what about you where do people can see bacon spritzer Stevie says oh goodness when you see something this is really it’s not that bad you’ve already tasted it no I just hey George have you tried Bob have you tried the new rhett and Link value + select smoothie no you first I hear it’s hot dog orange butter flavor where this bacon spritzer it’s gonna be rich just like us what tastes like orange cream orange cream medias yeah drink some it’s not bad it’s not gag-worthy eat anywhere close to gag-worthy it smells like hotdogs but it tastes like all right Arnie I like a orange cream don’t bad at all smells like hot dog we don’t worry they taste like orange cream hey yeah you’re drinking another sip it tastes like a dream it tastes just like a Dreamsicle like there’s not any price it’s the smell is bad but it tastes like a Dreamsicle with a lot of butter flavor in the end oh wow it’s rich it’s not hard it’s not hard to drink though I could drain the whole thing it’s got a hot dog aftertaste exactly orange creamsicle hot dog aftertaste rhettandlink for everyone you always select that your orange cream Dreamsicle was missing a hot dog aftertaste all right Stevie come on in here yeah come drink some of this Stevie Stevie hasn’t hasn’t Yemen you haven’t been in a good mythical more in a while she’s not dead people have speculated about your aliveness from here in the middle and well he might in a second but you’ve got to drink some of the smell of that don’t don’t smell it we just drink it smell live virus you go to the other side because well I moved it I’m moving my spritzer all right do it Oh Oh bad it’s not that bad no I got the front meet back creamsicle I was not told told anybody else won’t come tasty all right Ben come on in here chunkiness is that beside that bad you’re like putting on a hoodie oh man I feel like a straw a straw would be no I feel like taking a hot dog out of it would be good all right so here’s what we’re gonna do hot dog is so strong bacon it bacon is is good because it’s so salty hey Mattie Alex can you give us a couple oh you can amb and tell me what they are and then I’m gonna let them try and see which one this is what’s really gross this is not good for somebody who’s lactose intolerant what’s it smell like just take a little bit the smell is the worst part the taste is the best part it smells like something goes yeah those beef bites yeah but it tastes like Dreamsicle yeah little chunks of hotdog man yeah okay I can’t really get past those okay so you guys are about to try oh this is good you’re gonna try these granola bars you’re gonna say Kirkland already there Kirkland the Kirkland already you think look at that that’s correct it looks like it was cut in a machine you know what it looks like it looks like it was more mass-produced like that looks like it was shaped together and that looks like it was like she’s it what just falls apart Quaker Oats right yeah Wow Quaker Oats oh your mouth I mean your hand there’s like you spit nut in your mouth impossible I told you okay well then you should try the real deal I did you don’t like the quicker oats I’d like it met roses good well I just like quick oats the other day I noticed when you open them they’re so soft now they don’t even like stay in a bar form hmm oh so you say you wouldn’t wait it’s because of the Quakers those Quakers like to give your pants to a Quaker I can fit a Quaker in these bridges with me still I don’t know so the most the biggest surprise for me and I understand the logic now the biggest surprise to me was much later in your pants was the jeans here’s the thing I wanted here’s the thing I want to establish there before we bring in the next item link you know that you will wear these jeans again seriously and you will wear them before I will there’s like there’s no doubt and they come back in style yes and you will be convinced that they look good I’m just in and then eventually I will be pleased you will but I’m yet but I’m here something I’m just making the point that you can see what I’m seeing that’s legs that’s how style works and it’s such a stupid thing that’s all I’m getting so much pants you’ll be like yeah I got extra pockets man these are rusty Rea barefoot extra pockets are just as stupid as to tie jeans like this is what like this is my dad my dad use this but it’s not like look at those dad jeans it’s just like dad jeans though what jeans do is say anything but things that are in style or usually go so I’m sort of extreme fun drinking after each other you already drink after me and I have herpes Oh what was that that don’t tell me where’s the other one what is that what does that taste like I can’t tell oh this is Kirkland right here you can’t see the bottom of the cup problem that one was pretty easy for me it does taste like tang almost yes he’s our gear yes is the Gatorade that’s correct yeah well what’s the one that we disagreed on the bacon in the jeans yeah I don’t know either the reason I went with the worst bacon is because I like Hormel like he had Hormel chili before it’s like the really cheap chili you put on hotdogs and let Hormel bacon if you go to the bacon section Hormel bacon is like the cheapest name-brand so I was like this is an Oscar Mayer which is like another level up right so so I was just thinking that it the fact that it was worse meant that it was Hormel but it turns out that may hurt the Kirkland Signature bacon ripoff was it was not it was not good I’m sure if it had been like fresh and hot it would have been good because you can’t really mess up bacon but it’s really was you really uniform – you see how uniform that is like you want to try the hot dog yes – the hotdogs did you use them all on the thing yeah definitely not doing the canola no you know what that seems dangerous so it’s not dangerous it’s just it’s chlorofluorocarbon ating just open your side eh no no I just want you to know just a little bit of what it tastes like yeah I sprayed we sprayed like 40 times in our mouth just a little spray one y’all okay either that or bike the butter can you bite the butter I can bite the butter but I’m not gonna feel good for the rest of the day I’m not gonna spray your face I’m a spraying about that you buy the butter won’t make men do it cuz he’s lactose-intolerant well bring it bring it bring it in the bin back up which would be Alex I guess alright you don’t want to take this as a person or that’s such a weak bye you can put your crime marks on it put your whole like a like take a bite out of it so we can mark where your teeth are so like somebody who did it open your mouth so wide it like you almost Glee taste that one that will come on cop it out which one of you guys will bite just a straight-up stick of butter like we did I’ll he as much as that II will using okay fine she’s a corner but everything with high gods i we forgot oh we disagreed on the butter too I got that one was Kirkland okay Alex and Eddie you got you guys come in we can force them really challenge you guys stand by challenge one is yes you guys come in followed it up with a little oil I want someone besides us to eddie communion I’ll do that he does it you need to experience what it’s like to have spray-paint spread in your mouth because it’s like a gang initiation thing it’s like I’m burping in it in it taste like please little breakpoint just a Ned are you first and don’t look away you gotta like know what it tastes like don’t let them do it same time and then naked which one I need this one it tastes like you yeah it definitely has like this weird buttery but it first my mouth is numb what’s your first straight paint I can see why you thought that yeah sure Oh like graffiti mouse I eat paint all the time so I know you know what we should probably read this is probably bad for you I can’t read it it’s covered in black cake I think it’s bad to sniff it but you can you can put it no listen don’t read it now they’re halfway done no but I want to make a disclaimer don’t do the children know what I can don’t do what we do kids your boys beard mowers Eddie and Alex are not brothers by the way no they look like brothers tomorrow are we he’s from the Midwest and he’s from the Stover years let’s go [Laughter] but we meet in the middle and that you cannot sprint Bray directly in mouth are you serious if you do yeah contact poison control if you do upload to YouTube really yeah I’m getting to the warning little nice little stir fry there too we should have done an in mouth stir fry what my beard looks glistening intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating that’s what we’re doing in our mouths and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal we’re not concentrating it that means what that means like some sort of process applying a process to it swallowing come out to my trailer I got it it says avoid spraying and eyes but it does not say you voice breaking I mean we eat this as humans olives yeah I mean if it was deadly putting your mouth you couldn’t spray but the but the the pressurizing agent that that spews it out you’re not supposed to yeah there’s a propellant it has a propellant you’re eating the propellant the propellant is what smells so bad yeah yeah propel it into there facing it you got a tasty but which one okay so that this one doesn’t already know the difference I know but see if you can tell the difference okay [Laughter] that was better I like that one better oh yeah that was my reaction to this why do I like that one more more chemical more chemical almost yeah you didn’t think you can look more chemical like so now with more chemical tips I like that okay guys what do we learn today learn that we’re pretty even when it comes to guessing Costco I made that if this is the end for me and Eddie we go it’s been nice knowing you [Music] you

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