GMMore 590: Drinking Japanese Soda

really what’s your PIN alright I almost told you my actual pin I realize I was about to tell you there’s nothing like having another man Wayne we win we’ll win your ear um okay here we go let’s drink some of this stuff hey Jen help us out with this do we need safety goggles or uh really what you’ve done this right yes so they sent more and used when you started drink it really I thought you were like the the good mythical cup bearer you know what that is no that’s the person who would drink this stuff before the King to make sure it wasn’t that’s a lot of yourself he had is in it yeah so you’re just not real pleased sorry Jen I think highly of you well I was going to take this off first but I can’t dear rhettandlink ah golly I don’t know what to say I’ve never sent fan mail before am I supposed to read all this I’m reading that wrong part Oh read the part that’s marked through yeah okay it’s a new thing she wrote in highlighter and that was so then he gives nothing to highlight get rhettandlink hi my name is Marisa and I am 15 years old I sent you two bottles of rum Unni Ramonet it’s a Japanese soda that tastes amazing you can drink it room temp or cold it doesn’t matter instructions of how to open it or on the top of the bottle did I break the seal love Marissa sure oh I got like this and then hit that yeah now you have to like push it down do whatever here where they can see it no no this part goes down I got it did you take a piece off wait no see no oh whoa did you see that put your hockey into it this isn’t really tough but now what happens slap shot do it’s a slap shot yeah your thumb is did America get that party of them in there what’s wrong with your thumb a chequered whoa whoa gentian do we need to intervene do we need to send you to an orthopaedic there’s a ball in there yeah that’s what makes it fizzy watch you what what she sure is a ball inside this thing look at that and then you just put your mouth on this part yeah look at that guys hope I got the ball whoa look at that the does Japanese people are awesome they come up with candies yeah you’re supposed to join so it doesn’t the ball doesn’t come up or something what yeah no mm-hmm you Barney’s on your own I emphasize Dalek Daleks Oh mouth to it it’s kind of difficult to I feel like you know when I was like sucking on electrical socket when I was a kid and you gave me a bottle drink like well it’s like eight you just feel like this is eat the bottle you put your whole mouth on the outside and then as I got older I was like oh you go ahead as a kid you look I’ll tell you this is good this is no clearly Canadian mmm good segue link so keep keep we know you know about this clearly Canadian hmm it will make you burp a little bit because it is also carbonated we got to bring it back people so pre-order your case yeah we’re gonna toast live on the Internet it’s with you it’s moving kind of slowly but we believe in you and it’s never too late to do it make it you’re one of your Christmas present your credit I will not be charged unless it happens right and then what’ll happen is you’re gonna be glad that you’re a part of our live stream where we’re going to mythically toast enough enough about that um oh look now the ball the ball is above the water now is it a game sit again see if we can eat the ball with the fizzy bar you said you had a story about this squirrel thing we have to decide where the squirrel thing is going is it going to my house your house the wardens mom’s house you know the wood join in the woods out back whose last time you saw woods um when I went home to North Carolina last time I guess there were no woods when we went to Death Valley I know what happened to woods man but but I do have squirrels you have squirrels too yeah I got what I got lot actually I got lots of squirrel looking at so do I actually I got more squirrels than you I have to a park I have one squirrel mr. nuts that’s what my kids are named him okay you win so what are you Esther and mrs. nut I will tell you a quo squirrels are not monogamous trust me I got a couple of squirrels I got a one squirrel story actually but most people don’t have any so here goes my grandfather in law God rest his soul papa he was an interesting person and he hated squirrels so much because he liked Birds and he loved bird feeders and he had all kinds of birds and so if you’re a bird lover and you have bird feeders you hate squirrels because the squirrels get up on the bird feeders etc they yeah they they remember riding through bird feeders yeah I got no morals so the what he would do is he would capture the squirrels in a trap not like a humane trap but trap that doesn’t hurt them and then he would this is not quite so humane he would spray-paint their tails red to mark them and then he would take them in the cage out to a field a couple miles outside of town and let him go in the woods and so he spray-painted their tails red so that if they made their way back to his yard that was they had once against him and he would kill them the next time with a BB haha Wow now you may be thinking how did he explain to them what the red stripe meant he didn’t was he like saying right now I’m spray painting this is your one chance I don’t you come back but you may be thinking so they had a chance does it make a lot of sense you know are squirrels like dogs or cats or are you telling me they came back are squirrels like some of those animals that if you drop them off they can go many different mushy miles if they have a nest and a mate well it turns out that the squirrels did come back and he killed several of them over the years it wasn’t until after his death that we learned from his brother-in-law who lived next door his wife’s brother that Uncle Dan was getting random squirrels and painting their tails red and just putting him in his yard just screw with him Uncle Dan and then he would kill these squirrels so Papa was like take anybody take him further and further out each time he thought they were like homing pigeon they getting back to my backyard Shh yeah he was so angry with him and he thought he was justified and Dan just was just eating it up oh man how many squirrels he killed I don’t know you know there’s there’s lots to go around I mean I know that there’s no shortage of squirrels just like there’s no shortage of cacti on red shirt that’s right yeah at least a dozen on here you ever shot a squirrel Jim going into that there’s a lot on my college campus there was there rabbit I don’t recommend really they were crazy yeah like a lot of them had like missing patches of fur that you would know to stay away from them and they would like come up like mange next to you what range it’s made it’s a disease they get you know yeah there’s definitely what all of the squirrels had I got a squirrel in my backyard it’s got mange on his tail mr. nuts is tip-top ain’t nothing wrong with mr. night mr. nuts gonna have it mr. nose is gonna be so happy but a bachelor pad I’ll tell you to be a bachelor pad though anyhow the mrs. nothing want to say on the front of it oh yeah that’s the one thing we haven’t added there’s a hole for it that right there that good mythical morning squirrels oops you

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