what about your pony you don’t even have one mine’s got a saddle and I’m making a wig out of his mane hey I’m sure your mom’s gonna give me one later mmm your mom gave you a pony is it your mom a joke okay it’s like a mama joke is that inappropriate that potentially but it’ll be a good cut points okay later cut okay let’s talk about these other failed wolves sorry mom and I I was just joking but if you want to buy me a pony literally I’ll I’ll gladly take one I’m talking to you mom come on don’t talk to my mom anymore my mama watches every episode of Goodman I know that’s why I was a good mythical most was apologizing usually text me about it and she’s really gonna text me about this one that’s why I say might text you all right don’t text him about this one mom and I sorry okay um there’s a dude named Dave Evans he’s from the UK put together a hand-cut wooden jigsaw puzzle it’s interesting because when you see the picture of it it’s confusing because what he did is he did a puzzle that consisted of multiple pictures it’s like a wall in his house we’re not going to show you the picture but you can just google original epic world-record jigsaw fail long story unwanted tube he took to hunt more than 200 hours hand cutting the jigsaw and then he how long did it take him to put it together forty thousand seven hundred and sixty-three pieces two hundred hours cutting it oh my goodness now he displayed it on a wall how long it’s gonna put it together that was just two hundred hours just to cut the pieces for it he displayed it on a wall that was like tilted back so you could walk up to it and see it and take pictures of it but he didn’t tilt it far enough back and then he was running a web cam at the moment that he was like adjusting something and the whole thing crumbles to the ground and then there’s like a second shot of it so there’s a person that’s like what a shame what a shame and they played in slow motion walk or sure but at least he had the the perspective to put it up on his own YouTube channel right so show him some love over there um Dave Evans this is what that’s why I don’t make puzzles so now I made a puzzle recently with kids Lando works on puzzles all the time I love when the kids do puzzles but I’m not interested is it because it occupies them so you can do whatever you want to do with your life a puzzle kid I’m gonna watch die hard in 2006 a gauzy VAR Kenyon attempted to break the record for the longest hunger strike he had this little Hut and he had like lots of water bottles up there he could drink I guess he just couldn’t eat elevated glass box in st. Petersburg 50 days to break the world record but the structure himself stocked it with 150 liters of water 50 packs of cigarettes an electric heater breading any changes of clothing where did he use the bathroom off the platform I he can leave the platform he just can’t eat anything or maybe he doesn’t leave the platform um Guinness as it turns out now needs to prior notification of any record holding attempt he forgot to inform Guinness whoops of his attempts he just did it how do you forget that that’s a common mistake I mean people don’t know the rules he will do something awesome like catch a big bass and they’re like call Guinness you can’t do that you got to call Guinness first they got to be on yeah call Guinness and say hey listen I’m going bass fishing I’m gonna set away I’m gonna set a world record today I think it’s like no you got to have that bass you got to get the Representative down there he’s got the way it worse yet Guinness had previously listed the record for the longest hunger strike at 94 days so he didn’t break in anyway not only do you need a contact Guinness but you also need to really your research then he ended up drinking a lot of Guinness after this is all over with you get I wonder if he could drink Guinness no get it all night very very multi I know very hoppy for like a hunger strike you know there’s a little like a meal and that’s what I call Guinness Guinness a male and a cambiar meal for me or Amelia that’s what I’m saying right he can’t eat so why not drink Guinness what about v8 or v8 can you drink va is that count you have to ask Guinness you have to call Guinness they have to show up you have to ask him supersonic free for all for all free for all this guy’s at the free for all record the fastest free for all he was attempting to purge it was projected to reach speeds of over 1,000 miles per hour and this was going to last 15 seconds so this is one of those deals where you get in a balloon and you go up really high 25 miles into the air 40 kilometers on jump out you got to have oxygen a special suit and all that stuff because it’s so cold and they’re so thin up there but that’s why you’re able to get so fast right he attempted this three different times and failed every time first time in 20 2003 his balloon got damaged during inflation didn’t even get off the ground Wow I don’t know about the second time but you can’t inflate your balloon properly you got no business trying to break a row record involving a balloon you know in 23 seconds at one his parachute deployed in the capsule whoops unfortunately 40 kilometers below his goal which if he’s 40 kilometer oh I guess it’s just he wanted to get faster before I deployed it deployed inside the capsule before he ever got out though so anyway any was over 60 years old over 60 years old so when she when she tried they put that much time and money into something and you fail yeah I feel bad for the guy so uh the Red Bull Stratos thing Eddie you know about this what everybody knows about that he broke the record that was that was like last year right it was that this year another guy just broke the record though he had executive for Google just beat Italy telling anybody a Google executive went what did he do he went up in a what contraption and then did a free free fall and broke the records and then what he got up to how fast let’s look what you’re looking at that I got this one longest time without sleep in 2007 Tony write and author and consciousness researcher from Penzance Cornwall okay wanted to break the record for longest time without sleeping he believed he assumed the record was set by a dude named David Gardner at 264 hours did gosh 264 hours so that so I told you stayed awake for 266 hours because once you you don’t want to go out like many hours beyond once you’re sleep-deprived that far you you just break the record you quit I guess but Guinness did not recognize his record-breaking attempt because the record was actually 276 hours whoops and it was set in 1964 I think people what happens is people people who have are sleep deprived or stupid no people people have older versions of the Guinness Book of Records and they just think that’s that’s it or so well I’m did you hear what I said that record was set in 1964 yeah I don’t logistically how does this happen okay so you have to contact Guinness before you start right which presumably he was yelling right they would tell him what he’d be like I’m going for the record and they’re probably like you know don’t you think he probably knows the record we might want to talk about that right I’ll have to tell him this goes without saying sir but you need to go a few more hours again the moralist or if you could have the cordilla they woke him up to tell him that you you know the dudes been awake he finally goes to sleep did they wake him up or did they let him sleep in tell him he also claims that he’s able to achieve deliberate insomnia by consuming a biochemical complex diet of raw foods including carrot juice bananas avocados pineapples and nuts so next time you want to stay up for an all-nighter day you make a little one of those yeah Eddie has an answer now I’d say for this guy emphasis on the nuts hundred and twenty-two miles per hour he’s a Google executive right two years ago stretch you got a 22 miles per hour that’s what I said wait use this hilltop Speedway in 2005 a free fallin lasted four and a half minutes well could you that’s like the longest four and a half minutes of your life can you imagine with it that’s like flying going that fast except straight down we should do this we should race no no we should be we should do this we should do look we should be a duo they didn’t do a duo phantom asses do you not tandem just two guys two guys at the same time yeah no that’s not physics we had a special Simon suit like beside each at each other okay I’m comfortable with that we did so we D telling you have one arm yeah yeah yeah one on one leg one arm three legs like a sack race well that would be two arms three legs you have one arm in two legs but the middle leg is a third leg that we share like a sack race special suit we get a sponsor sack race sound barrier breakage man we got to do this breaking the sound barrier in a sack race think of all the press man fast sack race these guys got a special suit made we put it we put a low head out of potato cider we put a logo of a candy bar on the middle oh oh double wide let’s appetizing key king-size Butterfinger Butterfinger can we slip out of the we slip out of the plane yeah yeah yeah covered in butterfingers we suck you slip out of butterfingers you’re not coming alone yeah but it’s all a part of the PR man but finger if you’re interested in sponsoring us for slipping into the sky slipping out of the sky and off against it – man dude let assignees you pay for that race safer the training and the equipment and the polishing the production and the insurance and give us a lifetime supply of butterfingers I don’t even like butterfingers them yeah you love butterfingers we love is the best candy bar in the world we’ll do it well what about Milky Way sends us to the Milky Way well we’re in the Milky Way