GMMore 594: Hanging Out with iiSuperwomanii

I got one foot stuck in his blowhole broke that one and then the other one slipped in there too oh gosh these are the trade I think this’ll look great on me yeah the old blotter joke been waiting for that one wow that’s good you look good in that hat Thanks I’m talking to her represent mythical beasts everywhere mythical beasts I I call myself a unicorn so that works okay yeah that’s a myth yes well I think it’s completely real but whatever okay come on uh we’re gonna recount something that happened last time we read what you meant we’re gonna recount the score okay sure you log ensure that I don’t want to reach out like a vote mmm so uh when you uh came over to the studio months ago to record an air biscuit with us it was our finest into that by the way great your biscuit so much fun your biscuit kicks back on the first time we had met in person and we both linked and I independently started to talk to you about like oh yeah so you named yourself after superwoman well what is both in quotes because I recall one reading yeah do you recall what yes yeah recall him but you were totally on the same page Danny here here’s how I happened what what what the cut what retz comment was was you know it’s really cool that when you search superwoman when you google superwoman the superhero doesn’t pop up you pop up first you are the top of the Google search and that that blows our minds and rent was like that blows my mind I can’t believe it and Lily’s like thanks guys you know she’s she’s been gracious and we’re like I mean but it’s really amazing to think this was like an established superhero female superhero that is known the world over and you’re more popular than she is and Lily’s like I’m like yeah yeah thanks a dress and then we’re like but I could see in your eyes that there was a little weirdness and I was like don’t you know what don’t you know superwoman she she’s amazing she’s got a lasso she flies around and I started – and we were both like laying in – you were like she’s got a lasso she’s got an invisible Jay she had her own television show in the 70 not know about this and you’re named you have to send in your due date and I think like avoid commendation like oh you know you’re probably right about her she said I don’t think there was a TV show I think I would know about that I don’t know but but the thing that you were thinking that you did not say and I think that’s cuz we had just met was these guys are thinking about Wonder Woman they think they’re thinking about em hmm superwoman but they’re talking about what what we got really into it really I did I can’t believe you you know you got the same name and you don’t even know about her it when they were yelling hey hey we’re basically yelling I might and then all of a sudden at some point something switched in my mind I’m like oh crap we’ve been talking about Wonder one you really see the neurons cat goes like mid conversation it was so stupid it was like the worst first impression we’ve ever collectively made it’s like when somebody you meet somebody for the first time they’re like you remind me of someone and that’s the only thing they talked to and if they can’t remember who it is it was like it was that level of like and then but then they’re thinking I’m on the wrong foot so you were very gracious and you let us off the hook you were like you guys are not total idiots even though absolutely I didn’t say those exact words that your message was what cool guys let’s let’s do this you’re biscuit it’s cool and we were like I think we gotta take a walk around the block and recover or something well you almost convinced me though I was like maybe I don’t know yeah we were maybe I think you’re right so emphatic about it we were just like we’ve opened up a whole new world for you um and then we had yeah but I’m back so clearly I like you guys enough and you know we were in the process of designing invisible jet for you mm-hmm actually we’re looking at actually here we want to be to you right now oh my god oh yeah I mean in I’m for tomorrow no I’m your let me know it’s here there it is it’s here there’s the ladder to get on and hey the best part now let’s talk about Wonder Woman just because Kylie we’re tall I guessed it the best part about Wonder Woman was when you fly an invisible jet you are in a seated position so when you didn’t look when you looked at Wonder Woman she wasn’t like all laid out like Superman she was just like like going along it looks like suitable cheering like she’s drawn a lot more like bathroom situation with your operator yeah wonderful that’s the advantage you could be in the lavatory they’re going on the lane board as a pilot see and no one will know the dude I think I’d know the defect well so does everything depends on whether jet become invisible though that’s my question I think when she gets injured it starts appearing how does it work I don’t know I’m making it up if you were to also step on the jet would you be invisible no it’s usually is not not invisible it’s really the dumbest thing ever because just the jet is invisible but you get in it and you’re just like that’s what makes it awesome right yeah what I would have you shoot it it it because I think it becomes visible or maybe I’m getting too confused with the matrix with the matrix or that that big hovered hover craft aircraft carrier thing in the Avengers which we had mirrors all over hmm that was more technically not worried about it that was actually real can I ask what your favorite superheroes are besides the awesome yeah he’s obsessed with Hawkman and I’m we even made up we tried to get Hawkman the movie made by making a cardboard costume version of the movie trailer and they didn’t buy that and know what I don’t know they didn’t even contact you this is what he looks like he’s missing a wing part you’re not gonna find it cuz I’ve looked everywhere for it but I have another one just like this in my office unball he’s so cute Colio box now I would say let me tell you just a little bit about him he’s an archeologist okay I’m sure he doesn’t have an invisible jet he does not okay his wings are you sure his his his wings and some of his tools are made out of int metal which is a extraterrestrial metal that gives him the power of flight and also has other magical properties he’s an archaeologist he’s really smart it’s kind of like Indiana Jones and he is reincarnated multiple times throughout life and always falls back in love with Hawkgirl who’s also reincarnated so every time he’s he’s rebirthed he has to find the same girl and convince her that they should love each other it’s kind of desperate but done and then somebody made this worse somebody painted him gold and send me this keep it over there anyway I’m into it it’s it’s all I ever say is thank God you look like Ken because you got nothing else going for a good work what my were kidding he’s wonderful you don’t want to see me in a hot man outfit cuz well I actually appeared in one at one point in a video and I think that’s probably the reason that it didn’t get bought thanks asleep he’s doing he’s doing the hot man is Boris I get to keep the mug um man it’s cool I’ve been on record saying that Batman’s my favorite superhero but that’s not really sexy um so why isn’t that sexy it’s just not a sexy concept for that to be your favorite superhero so I’m changing mind a plastic man oh that’s sexy plastic man made of plastic I had I had a t-shirt with plastic man on it that was special to me and I gave it away surprise to a fan how sweet and then someone mailed me another plastic man shirt which I have in my drawer my favorite superhero I not this counts but it does now um it’s not your favorite the Pink Ranger does that count cuz uh does no I think so the pink Power Ranger oh that’s a that’s a super no the pink Park Ranger oh yes the pink copy that you can invent superheroes though I know pink Park Ranger could be one I agree so power putting thong I don’t I think of I guess I’m I don’t really think of Power Rangers as superheroes whoa why not I think of them as like a star debater rama right now I don’t oh man fell down um but but I guess you’re right I mean they’re what would they be bill not so well why not why do why do you say that um because one I haven’t thought about it uh but two I think they are I always thought of like like it’s the modern the semi-modern iteration of like the Voltron anime stuff that came it’s all about the origin is the origin a comic buzzer a comic book or is this TV show yeah cuz if it’s a comic book without a doubt it’s a superhero wait are transformers superheroes no no cuz aren’t they are they’re not transformer comic books but after the fact I’m pretty sure GI Joe not superheroes not not super ulis action they’re action heroes mmm just matching heroes I just made up that um say that’s how that’s how I thought about Power Rangers but um I think it’s you know that’s borderline option do you know her name Kimberly Kimberly yeah you ever met her no Kimberly pudding phone I know I wanted to be here though but I think the more important question is what’s your favorite flavor of pudding do you like pudding I don’t mind a good pudding I’m not opposed to a pudding growing up by my mom my mom would make like you know you get the box of jell-o pudding and you know you’d make a big vat of that stuff it’s not like today where you can get like little lunchable pudding or like the individually everything’s individual take it front you’d make it from my mom and I make it from a brown cardboard box it was like my mom and my mom did you never seen this I’m Indian we’ll make pudding we make custard oh really what is it you know yogurt you’re big on yogurt oh yeah it was long with y’all be on yogurt y’all be all yogurt all day it’s like when you make jello in a big thing bowl and then what she would do is she would pour it into little Tupperware containers that held their own on lids yeah and and they would be in the fridge and I would bring out she would make them individual servings my mother just made a bowl then I eat a bowl really it wasn’t a single serving it’s like eight servings it was awesome it was powder he was powder and you mix it now you have to make the powder things yeah I used to make that yeah and then I got through it it was in a box with a bagging I got through the big bone there’s a little bit left over ate the bowl I would always make a phone cuz that makes us serving for like a family of 12 so I hated butterscotch though choclo is called yeah Vanilla’s my camp anillos good I like vanilla squirrel whoo is that even a thing I don’t know yeah yeah yeah it’s hot tough yeah oh yeah yeah everybody was like this yeah well yeah it’s were it was kind of it wasn’t really swirled it was late I should have always been putting sauce off I don’t even think they call it swirl nod I think about it yeah mix it’s not mix it’s layered like they did not call it layered I don’t know what the terminology was I’m sure we can google that blaspheming so you’re in town making a whole bunch of lab videos and they’re like blasting on your channel so 12 videos within the span of 25 days what about collaborations yeah thanks for choosing us of course and I had to thank yours thanks for coming in thanks okay you don’t have to wear the hat all the time but I like I’m confused as to who wore previously or what it’s brand new it have them really yeah I’m impressed that impresses me mm-hmm I got a high crown that’s good you know that’s really that’s just all my shame I called dope these days dope dope ill fresh use the thing is to combine all the work together doable fresh

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