and finally you were beheaded in 1618 but you took it like a champ your last words being strike man strike Sir Walter Raleigh shout-out to you he’s a good he’s a good man we learned about him in elementary school we had to because we were from North Carolina he looked like Shakespeare yeah I always thought they were the same person mmm until college until today okay here’s what we’ve got um we got mail for you guys but before we get to any mail what are we gonna get to know what day it is whoa you know what thankee it is it’s C yeah yeah you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday leaves me rusty sorry about that yeah rusty shout out to rusty Jernigan we went to high school with him sure did um I’m gonna read this um I read parts of this letter to you he learned about Sir Walter Raleigh with us and let me just go ahead and say we didn’t open any mail within the episode we kept it off a good mythical more today to make it even more special to open this mail and maybe a couple other things I think we got a couple other things this is it you know what we should open the one with the food second because firstly hmm that we have smart we have this box here biome you open that and I’ll read this you’re rhettandlink my girlfriend and I are avid mythical beasts from Texas and we love your show because it’s a fun way for us to stay connected in our long-distance relationship since my girlfriend’s mom is a seamstress and does embroidery we had the idea to make you custom adult bibs to protect your clothes from all the crazy messy foods you all like to eat just so you know you each get a personalized bib with your name on it and Rhett your bib is slightly longer since you’re real tall so your name right here that’s my name oh well and it’s on that inside yeah yeah so it’s just like what this where’s where’s mine oh maybe maybe you didn’t get one maybe you didn’t get other one oh how did whoa how did you miss that it’s on the other side where is it maybe look maybe it’s right there hi maybe he’s invisible when you look at it from that side magic trick what – clearly visible look at that yours is invisible yeah guess you all know you each get a bow you bit slightly longer they are machine washable and reversible enjoy and we hope you can make good use of them best Michael and Cora Lee from txt putting everything on those cheese balls everything’s bigger in Texas including bibs you know what everybody who comes to the cheese ball brings a bib Brian Williams and Allison Williams they come to the cheese ball they gotta wear bibs rattling hello my fianc and I recently stumbled across your good mythical morning show and we think you guys are really funny oh good we have been enjoying your show so much we wanted to show send some thanks to us the best part of the show is when you guys eat disgusting things so we went ahead and through true goodness of our heart brought you guys some tasty treats to tempt the palate this is space pizza my fiance came up with the idea and I was first kept well now I’m I’m all for it malic acid oh yeah we’ll get to that in a second but let’s start with freeze-dried cheese pizza freeze dried cheese pieces every pizza parlor that is in space this is what they serve and this is a it’s just freeze-dried pizza and you know when I get through eating 300 cheese balls there’s nothing like some freeze-dried cheese pizza to follow it up don’t my stomach does not feel good oh I gotta say I’ve had lots of astronaut food before mostly ice cream though ooh wow it was like a bad bad cracker this just seems like school pizza oh that was left out place forever Happy Holidays keep on creating this good mythical holidays give it a program now they sent this this day they also sent this last year so it’s even gotten older Kelly Lane chaloo chi and joseph Hicklin from Vancouver Washington astronauts got it bad oh gosh it’s like a dog biscuit for bad dogs Oh on the back of this thing it says freeze-dried foods are used on space missions because they are lightweight nutritious and maintain original size appearance and flavor no may be same size oh gosh I need the I gotta spit this out bad bad bad Pizza I’m withdrawing my application from the space program oh man my stomach I just couldn’t put that down in there with hose cheese balls just could not those things would not cohabitate they need a long-distance relationship I can’t be as that can’t be as intended oh my gosh yeah someone right I mean lots of astronauts when you quit or mean I get crazy up there in space but you don’t get back stupid men do you thanks for you an astronaut gets stupid enough to eat this in space just let just teton cut the tether it says official what does that mean it means it’s not official you know if you got to put official on astronaut food you’re compensating for the fact that you’re not official something wrong oh gosh I got something I think we may die speaking of which malic acid let’s move up to the mysterious water it’s what goes on anything sour to make your mouth water and your face pucker here I was thinking you guys can do a will it sour or something it’s very much sealed in fact I need to see that or just eat some I need scissors to get through this part and then can get into that part well oh gosh that cheese pizza is just heinous yeah I’ve had a lot of things but few things worse than that in my life cheese boss man I’m gonna be I’m gonna be nightmare in about cheese balls cheese cheese most hey listen I’m being a mall it’s gonna be made a jido have to go to the cheese mall just loose ball I don’t feel good and I’m going to have to poop something R&B later okay so my foot sorry I just gave everyone the bird so what I meant to do is hold one finger up and lick it and then stick it lick it stick it then lick it all the way for me oh gosh oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my god it’s I didn’t expect it is so simple work oh my flavors oh my flavors up is burning oh my flavors it’s burning my tongue its subsided he has some all right next in line oh yeah Oh chase come out here Alex wants chase to be initiated welcome back chase thank you very much just squat down here a little bit look right in that camera we’ll just make him do it he needs to be initiated lick your finger lick it nope nope nope I am a little bit more lick it and stick it all right right in the middle here and then place that on your tongue look right Internet going into your mouth don’t act like it ain’t sour chase come on chase oh that’s ever oh go away Oh salt well maybe you got it what did you give are you like a tongue burn victim or something did you burn your tongue doesn’t he’s good but it’s not that sour really even looking at chinchilla oh that’s what I’ll do if you’ve been licking chinchillas this will happen malic acid will have no tongue it’s been fun sour okay you’re the boss now what do you want us to do I am totally Oh drink your water drink your water it tastes different like sugar water it’s gross y’all put something in this alright chase you can go oh my goodness the water tastes like you know what I think I permanently changed my taste you taste you undermined our entire thing we were not acting you were act yeah yeah chase you need to get with the program if if something sour you got to let it out you ain’t your chinchilla oh gosh how much come back out here and say for the record rhett and Link were being truthful I was the one would you stick your tongue in this no chase my mr. impervious to the sour hey you want to see you’re talking to it I don’t want to watch him do it it felt to me it tasted like I had been like sick for a couple days that’s because we look and like everything tastes weird that’s what it tastes like it hurt like trying to like eat something I’ll save this i’ll put put it on I’ll put it in the salt shaker at home but it oh that’s a prank wait now that’s a prank – you know – yup right right yeah my flavor – a break