GMMore 604: Hilarious Haribo Sugarfree Gummi Bear Reviews

Lala yeah I class I and karzai oh oh hi Oh dad that’s what he wants oh I know I thought oh god car yet okay clean it I thought oh yeah sit ha ha yeah ha ha ha ha ha hit him hit him yeah yeah hit mark ha ha ha hit him ha ha ha Oh God ha ha ha I think this is working girl hi Carl maybe I’m not touching the sugarless daddy I’m not happy welcome he’s da man I really wanted you to slap me I was like if I could get Rosana the sweetest person on the Internet to coldcock me and then Lord to give me an uppercut I would have paid to see that ok first of all congratulations to us for time I do want to say you went for the gusto you know I’m not rigged ok that was a genuine 7:00 to 7:00 to 7:00 Ty and I just means destiny that means destiny people and when people win as well as we all did that means they get to eat sugarfree gummy bears uh do you know anything about this the reviews on Amazon for over touches these gummy bears so here we got our so popular first of all let’s do we had to buy this bag ok so talk about the price yeah yeah yeah how much okay let’s Astro how much do you think this bag of gummy bears costs on Amazon it’s it’s 5 pounds it’s just 5 pounds of gummy bears now let me put this into perspective the sugary version of these is like 9 bucks mm-hmm less than 10 bucks I was gonna guess ten dollars so I’ll say a little bit more maybe it’s fancier 15 $100 one well you just gave it away $100 I was gonna be like higher lower like you no no okay no I’m holding a Benjamin yeah yeah and that $100 it’s heavier and the reason why a cinderblock it’s because the reviews are so funny that the item went viral now should we eat some of these while you’re telling me yeah yeah um is this kind of like the cookbook have you seen microwaving four-one-oh no but I should look into that there’s a cookbook called microwaving for one and Elizabeth little lady wind microwaves were first came out they’re really popular oh it’s not a joke it’s kind of sad because I think she lost her spouse and now she’s microwaving for one so it’s kind of depressing but it became like really popular on reddit and this book that was like five dollars is now more expensive because it’s kind of this microwaving oh I own it okay see while you’re chewing on this just to have one just just one drop what’s all the rage about David just hold on to that other one don’t eat it you the title of david’s review is fully weaponized gummi bears I bought it back because I’m trying to cut down on sugar it seemed Haribo has replaced the sucrose and a typical batch of gummy bears with : shredding rage just a couple of handfuls left me crying for my mommy on the bathroom floor parenthesis I am 43 years old what well you won’t eat that other one here’s one by a little nervous here’s one by Sims here is only one way to say it it’s by one way there’s only one way to say it I sneezed out of my buttonhole I want Rosana to read these okay can we let her reading of course um-hmm um-hmm right here oh this is continued yeah let it read that wrong it’d be like a bedtime story for my lower GI tract oh here we go when the rumbling started I sprinted down the hallway and made it to the bathroom just in time for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to stampede from my backside laying waste to my home septic system and my will to live oh you want an island here already so I read some here they go why don’t how many of you want ranks I’ve eaten too how many of you eaten – I don’t know if I should do anymore based on these reviews they don’t taste that bad but I’m really getting nervous every anything with sugar alcohol in it you know like uh like if you do like the low carb diet like my wife went to this thing where she was getting like the Atkins bars oh gosh and they have sugar alcohol in it which is a sweetener that you know is it’s not sugar it’s not sugar mm-hmm but it can have a horrible effect on your bow case-in-point Christopher gray his post is entitled space-time continuum I have observed an interesting phenomenon when I eat these I am temporarily granted the power to poop things I didn’t actually eat here’s one from Greg be a fight I do not bring to sporting event other than the war that the bottom half of my body is currently having with this porcelain chair it is as quiet as a pin drop in this public restroom I call out does anyone have a diaper hoping that some gentleman was changing a baby nothing no one said a word I know people are in here I can see the toes of shoes pointed in my direction under the stall does anyone have a diaper I am screaming my son is now crying he thinks he is witnessing the death of his father I can’t even assure him that I will make it and let’s see yes he is like really good writing yeah I think in their little sensational they get sensational but people actually experience this stuff um this ruined my life from gummy poo um I see is that the beginning of this cuz we kind of wrote this up in a weird way it is and this is not the entire thing this is just an excerpt of his right without gummy poo from gummy poo with no other option I ran back towards the bathroom trying to keep my cheeks clenched little staccato bursts of sulfuric farts punctuated each yard as I raced for the finish line hoping that I could keep my chocolate starfish clenched tight enough to steal the donuts that’s too much information I mean you’ve nicknamed it I ripped it really I ripped the door open and somehow managed to drop my pants without undoing my belt whatever that sounded like a steamroller driving through a bubble wrap you know what we should study these it’s true does anybody want any uh you know what I uh I hate to a handful no don’t yeah we’re not gonna document okay alright you want to read a couple more I have here no if it gets any worse than that I just feel like I thought about my car and how I complete an unforgiving fire would be the only way to cleanse it gonna burn himself his car he’s gonna burn his car okay well would we learn a day till my wife I loved her Haribo I hold no ill will I blame no one I have even forgiven myself is there a Gibson for giving myself okay I think we’ve learned that I am so sorry mrs. teacher’s name I was never asked to send snacks to my daughter’s class again oh I do want to find out where did you get those cupcakes from place on Magnolia so Magnolia I like him so much really sugar free sugar free cupcake I’m going I like those those are good um so ro uh we ate a lot of stuff on your channel too but I don’t know that you expected us to eat everything at every point in the process of making the recipe but you dealt with it pretty well yeah um I couldn’t help but notice that you weren’t eating any of like the cake batter the cake batter or this when we do test baking we’d test bake in like different sections and the day before I usually eat about 4 to 5 cupcakes so I try to control it quality control cuz I have a sweet tooth so right right I go crazy about once a week during the test baking and then I try to control it there were the rest of the week but do you like um like I was I was telling you I have a weakness for cake batter or anything that’s like raw sweets or like undercooked like cookie dough cookie batter brownie batter like once you bake that stuff I I could care less I’d rather have a rib and that’s a disorder it yeah I’d rather have meat and man if you go to cook that batter you might as well just give me meat I like them both I like steaks and I like sweet so I don’t do that you don’t Duras I do I like cookie cake better not as much as cookie dough cookie dough’s my favorite cookie dough ice cream gets me in trouble I can’t be around it or I’ll eat all of it I went to the farmers market here in Los Angeles mm-hmm and they were there was a guy selling cake batter in cups and cookie dough in cups and all the raw stuff but he made them without eggs so no one would die so no one would die that’s cool but technically was social you’re not gonna get Salmonella from we’ve been through this raw eggs in America you can eat all the raw eggs you want just like rocky drink them for breakfast yeah mm-hmm yeah I know people who do sampled eggs every morning but those are cooked what those are good this isn’t really relatable but I just like I mean maybe there’s a part of it that’s under coach they don’t have to because I do sunny side up what’s your favorite dessert like if you had only one dessert the rest of your life having made so many stuffs my current favorite sure macaroons was all fancy French cookies delicious how many ones that are kind of I don’t get better I don’t get them they’re kind of crispy mm-hmm they’re like soft and fluffy on the area hide crispy on the outside they come in different flavors but my sweet tooth changes a lot because I do eat a lot of sweets I also love donuts maple donuts maple bars okay you should put pork rinds on one going seriously hot news flash I’m I’m experiencing a symptom right now but centum of what well in the back of my throat like the flap between the top of my throat and leading into my nasal passage is burning like like sugar alcohol or something I don’t know what it is I feel fine it’s like I think I have a sugarfree gummy bear lodged back there oh well I use the backside of that lollipop to get it out we’ll cut the camera off and then you can work that out really I’m not feeling good guys I have my FPS out ha ha ha well I think we’re done you you

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