what is happening hey are you what what are you doing Marvin do an eagle that is choking Wow ah you okay yeah it’s intense that’s what tense process boy he’d uh if you could really morph into an eagle but it I would but it required doing that forever I would never do it it’s looked too painful I would love to be a bird even if it required almost dying every time flying is worth dying flying is worth I was like a disturbed person was dying almost died hmm ha ha ha I would love to be a bird of prey um alright so I haven’t told you I haven’t told you a recent very recent encounter I have with my six son Lando sixth son Lando sick sick like man he is sick man he is just about to vomit mm-hmm um so I get home and I pull into the driveway and my kid transportation vehicle parked in the driveway and a link recently upgraded is not judging money but my room anyway my child transportation vehicle and so I pull in the driveway and I noticed that said vehicle all that the doors and windows are all open and nobody in there and then the the booster seat is outside of the vehicle and I don’t think much of it because I don’t think much yeah you know that time of day I’m getting home from work I’m like man I’m just no time for thinking right time for walking in time for eating dinner go in the house and Lando is on the couch and every else’s at the dinner table can read at ease and Christy’s line we had we had some trouble with Lando and the van the trip home he said I don’t feel good a little late yeah a little late on that way it’s like there’s no end you know at the age of four or five years old he’s he will come to find out the boy is never vomited before this is his first vomiting experience that at least that he recollects okay sure he did as a child as a baby um so and you’ll have to cross-reference this because I remember you told story about Shepherd vomiting I think you made the statement that you don’t truly become a father until you’re cleaning up your son’s vomit or something like that like well okay let’s see if that theory holds here so we’re sitting down to dinner he’s of it so he threw up in the van they had to air out the van so I gotta sit she said go out there and see if it’s still stink so when I’m not your van like have a button in it like it just cleans itself well it opens well it airs itself out I thought you got the one with an anti vomit device no I should have does that exist and so then we go back in the house I’m like you know what I rolled it the windows are closed if everything’s good to go the seat stolen outside because that’s the thing that stinks the most okay and then we dinner and we’re hanging out and we’re watching I don’t know something on television they kids love that up the master chef with the kids not sure who the producers teach them how to cook off camera and then the kids take credit for that one samurai such a cynic we love that show but by the way it’s all about food yeah and by this time I had just because I didn’t experience the first vomiting you know time I had totally forgotten that he was sick so he’s sitting in my lap oh good on the couch watching the MasterChef junior and it’s it’s a commercial break and I don’t take look at the TV I don’t have TiVo so at the commercial breaks I like to mute the commercials yeah so I really hope to tell their I reached Cody I know I’m giving a lot of detail here but I reached forward to grab the remote I reach forward to grab the remote in order to mute it and that was the moment that I think I applied a little too much pressure on Lando and he Butte again right there but I did get muted and so he’s puking and my and there was you know I was panicking it was on me it was on the couch it was on the rug I have hardwood floors but it hit everything except the hardwood floor yeah inside panic and all this happens in a matter of milliseconds but to me it feels like an eternity not enough time for me to think logically though Christy get something starts running around I’m like picked up Emma I can’t even make words come out and I reach my hand up and instinctively put my hand over his mouth oh I thought you buddy your mouth no not to my mouth to his mouth as he was vomiting so he’s like blah blah blah he’s like vomiting all over my hand he goes that didn’t really work good nah it didn’t stop him up and so I stood up and Christy comes back with towels and Lily’s got towels on my trashcan trashcan and you know then I get him vomiting into a trashcan and he he he’s done by this point this is quite a process and we clean everything up we still get to see the last 10 minutes of MasterChef junior you could have seen all of it yeah bad TiVo ya don’t have that I don’t have that technology and uture so then we put the kids to bed and Christy are watching something else on TV and I’m sitting there watching of course I’m totally clean at this point but then I like ice my hand still has that smell on it never goes it never goes away takes days days what in the smell no snow right there it’s a lesson man it’s a lesson to get Tebow I use soap I use I use dishwashing detergent I used a salt scrub you got a burn it got a burn the head of boiling water stick your hand in the boiling water start all over yeah start all over not with your hand is like like grouped and so that was a few nights ago actually so he hasn’t been he’s only been drinking Gatorade I don’t know what you’re supposed to do that’s what we do at our house you just drink Gatorade just pom pom foolish I laugh lettuce eyes sugar and some rice perhaps maybe some bread right old rice and Gatorade diet yeah and um he hasn’t vomited again but there’s still a little still a little bit on him to like it a little bit don’t nod I do think I finally got rid of it but I’d involved hey listen you normally don’t ban though I’ll tell you right now right you get your nose up on that van seat never leave but I do feel like I’ve got to have a better game plan I shouldn’t just grow good don’t grab the mouth yeah hold out I think he likes it yeah you got to get him out and you got to get into you got to go in my place like a unifier point him at this sibling fireplace would have been okay five places he just turn it on after pardon Allah you’re into the burn yeah yeah was burning in vomit it’s the closest you know pointing pointed at the sibling that you’re having the like the most issues yeah the one you want to teach a lesson tonight listen and humility but he when he was done he’s like he’s asking questions afterwards like you know am I gonna um am I gonna what what where did he say he didn’t say rich he didn’t say hurl he didn’t say vomit ralphe ralphe yak he said he used yak I think Lincoln taught him yeah he’s like and but he thinks it’s this proper term say it’s like mom it’s just gonna make me act he can but he doesn’t eat it’s like that’s the proper term I’m like father hmm take it as you will