GMMore 622: More Weird But Real Companies

and then they’re going to realize that that stuff all you know looks growth could actually stop disease huh and so they’re gonna eat you up nickel be like ha and you’re gonna get healed and you should be happy about that yeah where are you looking I’m looking down there at the bread you looking up there he’s looking right at me oh I was looking down there there’s two pieces of bread oh sure it’s a whole covey of bread also did that last time when we did those geese I look down there like everybody on there that was like next time I’m gonna ask him where he was looking him and then I forgot did I mention that I mean business I teased that we were going to go through some more unbelievable businesses but I see that you have a website pulled up which has nothing to do with all you teased a teased it out of them well yeah welcome to good mythical more where we’re gonna do belt I’m gonna do both the first thing I’m gonna do because listen when you make a promise like that I really feel like I need to follow through and so what I’m gonna do is I’m going on move through these real quick I think that I’m gonna go on record and say putting fake testicles in dogs is not I don’t think they care no I am all for this process because you can easily tell if it’s a boy or girl I you know it sounds unlike what does that go I don’t know I don’t know why I want to know they don’t cut it all off now I know but sometimes like just from the back just a rook I don’t want to get down and investigate I want to just look as a boy you know and it’s like you know it’s the easy way to identify so it’s still all about you the dog doesn’t care one way or another I think he wakes up the next day because I differ I beg to differ if it’s all done if it’s a one and done thing he wakes up from his nap and he’s like I’m a little sore down there but everything’s okay you know all these other dogs wake up and they let down they’re like whoa I don’t think they going to sleep I never again I don’t think they look down there they can do anything down there have you seen a dog would recently let’s move on so cleaning I’m reading your question yet who professional pet waste cleanup of course that’s real that’s why I cut it cuz it is real duty calls is the name of it though that’s a pretty oh that’s good there’s monks selling office supplies and Wisconsin this discounted printer cartridges and office supplies monks monks selling them sure yeah true you’re right that’s real it’s called laser monks comm wrong man lid opener for a nominal fee you can pay a professional strong man to open all those pesky jar lids for you he comes over your house and stole all it’s pretty frustrating to not get a lid open it’s pretty demoralizing if like your wife and kids can’t do it and they give it to you and you can’t do it either so I think there is a business here but I don’t think it yet exists this is fake you’re right it’s fake how about this an apology service where you can pay to have someone else make an approver this is smart how do they do it they can do it either text or phone call or in person I mean eat email they will compose an email for you they will send a make a phone call or they’ll do it in person for more money of course yes it’s real it’s called shows I got my GoPro there’s a bunch of agencies in Japan dedicated really pretend odd Vermont reminds me of that joaquin phoenix movie that was very well-written her yeah her had an oscar had a got a screenplay oscar it’s a very well-written why does it remind you that because he wrote o for the greeting card captain exactly for $10 you can have a company send you a box you don’t know what’s in it until you get the box remember in high school we used to play that game at lunch what’s in the bag what’s in the bag and you would have a cookie bag with a piece of ice in it look cookie bay and you would squeeze the ice and it would you when we said what us i and the ice would pop out of the cookie bag and would be like ice yeah a lot it was called what’s in the bag and it was a game that you played at lunch i did it to y’all yeah you don’t remember that was a good idea it’s a good game way are you back are you seriously telling me you forgot what’s in the back I don’t remember this kind of thing man I remember all my great ideas like what’s in the back what’s in the box is yes a real business is something store calm this in Long Island New York they just people like to get things it doesn’t matter what they are long yeah $10 okay um you can also pick up a Breitling poster for $10 in the red link store how about that I’m not gonna say they’re $10 so I have no clue how much they cost well I think there aren’t $10 the green post the green posters are $10 green red link logo bows are smaller okay Thank You Eddie here’s we’re going to do I’m going to a website called Eddie’s in charge of pricing our merch if you have a problem with it da da mater comm snapchatting and I’m going to generate a fake name for a web company and then you’re going to tell me what you think this company does Oh fine fine blue cyan blue span blue span this is like you know how c-span is a whole network that covers like book readings well blue span is it covers book readings but they’re like very blue like don’t don’t bring your kids around cover your ears naughty book snotty books oh I like that me Joe me Joe is a is a recipe website it’s just catchy name that somebody dreamed about me Joe calm yeah you put your recipe I’ll meet you have you meet Joe where’d you get that recipe no it’s it’s a verb now that’s how papi did you meet yet did you meet your that recipe yeah oh yeah me Joe all the time alright give it a wasn’t in my hi and we knew it was ice every day I always I was always I I remember now that it was very Letterman asked it was very much like at lunch will be over we use high school you yeah yeah yeah you will have eaten your cookie so you’d have the bag and you will have had a little ice service from your beverage and then silverback what’s in the bar and it would fly out never a cookie it would hit somebody so like if like hey what’s in the bag and then you know I’ve hurt you know you could hit him with the ice if they didn’t want to play along here I remember I was a good idea sky break game sky Bowl sky Bowl is uh is a very scary villain who then created a website to teach other villains how to be scary come to sky ball calm and learn from the master himself tweet we do Tweety up on the website it says three almost successful attempts have taken over the world sky ball I like that I like Twitty Oh Twitty OH cuz why would he make a website if he actually took over the world you know that wouldn’t be his bitch it’s like a guy who speaks for a living right which incidentally when I went to when I went to Vegas I I was staying at the Tropicana and there was a conference of the Tropicana and it was a conference for speakers now I got a I met a conference I gotta say guys who are into speaking I’m really like I don’t have patience for just talks about things you know like just talks and talks and talks and people just like to just talk about stuff and they just do presentations about stuff really because something tells ya something well that’s interesting but go ahead there’s nothing ironic about that statement and well I mean honest in the context of a show but I’m saying like a hotel in a hotel setting but somebody who’s just speaking about speaking riveting that’s all that’s happening here and it’s just sustaining itself and every single guy had on a blazer and a white collar shirt in the unbuttoned no tie no tie and then the khakis and then the shoes yeah not into it Twitty and the mouths all of them had mouths really didn’t they used him quite a bit Gary Vaynerchuk was featured there Graham mm-hmm the wine dude Twitty oh I think we had a falling out with Gary you remember he was in one of our videos so he was in one our videos he was also we were on a conference call with him and then something bad happened yeah I think we missed we missed the call we were late for the Christ something that we like accidentally hahaha what do you mean oh well log on and I think he just we soured towards us his grape salad is that we ain’t got no time for that uh speaking of Vegas Boehner checked out of that conference you know they uh next time you go to Vegas you know what game you should play what it’s in the bag what’s in the bag I even got you to start the right answer and you didn’t even know give me another one skip town I like it oh well well Elliot I checked the weather by accident website tech chat tech chat we know Maureen Nadel yato that’s where you scoop uh yodels from a bucket like you pay to do this you go to this yeah yeah you scoop yodels I don’t know how you do it I’ve never been I’m not willing to pay it’s kind of like I think the world’s largest snake it’s like no I’m not gonna I’m not they built the place that makes the snake look large it’s a big snake but it’s not the world’s largest snake why would I pay to see that and then have the feeling of it looks like the world’s largest snake but it’s not I just no it’s not I mean why would it be here at this fair if it was it would be somewhere more important he has to travel from fair to fair no he doesn’t he can do something more important than that he can be what people can come to him anywhere he is but I have seen the world’s largest horse he was at the North Mountain State Fair really big so they’re yodeling their ladling yodels but I just thought it was a guy who was yodeling while ladling you you

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