GMMore 623: Our Kids Hate Showers

hmm look at this I have a dog paw it’s it’s not real or maybe it is yeah okay but we’re gonna be real we’re gonna ship this to you along with some rhett and Link merch congratulations for making your win face now you got a reason she’s making ish okay well when people win I have no clue that the episodes over I’m like somebody just won something what now I give it to him no that’s good so um hmm what we think was my Paul it is funny how once you become responsible for little humans your perspective on baby you develop what on everything because it’s like when you’re responsible for yourself it’s just like I have to bathe this body myself this is what I’m responsible for right I’m not hope you’re not I’m responsible for myself bathe in anybody else that doesn’t seem appropriate and but then but then when you vollis on you you guys mellitus I’m sorry oh it smells like a dog Wow is this really yeah I can’t really remember exactly it’s got velcro on it from where it from where the phone went up to the dogs the next person do we need it I mean I probably need to go and specify that the next person that wins is going to win another one then they may not they may not submit win faces if they know this what they get we might need to hold that one back you know what let’s just give one of them what yeah let’s keep the other one we need one in case something happens yeah case we need to make another dog my phone there’s some sort of weird apocalypse where you need a fake coyote foot in order to like survive yeah that’s good so as you were saying you just you just develop perspective and you start thinking about like oh these kids have to stay clean and it is my responsibility it’s much more my wife’s responsibility she spends more time with them than I do but if you did not if you did not bathe them they would not bathe now they don’t elect Lord of the Flies they don’t elect it it’s interesting because yeah when you’re when you’re a little kid you don’t do that much to get dirty and then when you do that one thing to get dirty like ice your birthday and you’re putting birthday cake all over your face you know you’re my bad but it’s you know they’re there it they’re exertion levels just aren’t that high to demand a bath well they don’t but in their little it’s not like somebody who’s been like working out they just met like a kid that got into something right there’s nothing there’s no body odor right they haven’t gone through puberty or anywhere near approaching it we don’t need to get into the science and the others but the point is at a certain point they start to stink more and you got you got to realize they need to be bathing more than they are but the time the good news is is that by the time they become stinky on their own they become more motivated able to bathe themselves by themselves Lando you don’t have to race kids I think the real moral here is that you don’t have to worry about the kids they take care of themselves well Lando is now going through a thing that we went through with Lily and with Lincoln earlier which is trying to get them to transition from taking a bath to taking a shower because when they take a shower that that’s the autonomy right now you’re in charge of yourself you take a shower you stand under the cascading water and you clean yourself and leave me out of it and Lando is now at that point almost does he get upset about the water I said I still bate we still bathe him in the bath he doesn’t bathe himself he’s not five years old yet or I don’t know what a how old you need to be we can bathe yourself but he’s not there I think he could be do you think he could be there at 5:00 at night he’ll be five so the only reason I say that is because we moved in I don’t trust them to get the right crevices when oh well they don’t bathe themselves good enough when we moved like under here this is a crevice okay that’s the crevice you’re talking about when we moved to California when we moved into the house were in right now it doesn’t have a bath it’s got two showers and so Shepherd was too and so we’re like whoa you can’t bathe him so from the time he was two years old you would turn the shower on for him and he would take a shower that just because we out of necessity there was no bath oh yeah I think our and I just can’t get Lando to take a shower because there’s something frightening about the water just hitting him on the face yeah it can kill you like I mean but I remember feeling this way as a kid to one of my earliest memories is being afraid of taking a shower cause you thought you were gonna suffocate yeah it was my drowned in the water and I yeah I didn’t spend time at like the public pool or anything so I wasn’t used to like holding my breath and going underwater like I think there’s a correlation and I so one of my earliest memories is uh being forced to take a shower and just like thrown a tantrum and now my son throws the tantrum but Lincoln finally got over he takes shower yeah he’s late accession Jerusalem and you know they survived they said he got over that um well scheppers doing this but Lando does this Lando does a thing where he sit he sits in the bath but I’ll take down the showerhead with like the long snake thing and I’ll get and I’ll shower him I’ll be like this is what a shower feels like this would lose their trick shower boy and then but he antics but he makes me give him a towel or a dry washcloth to like put over his face and he blindfolds himself for me to then shower him yeah we got to move past this and then I’m like you’re so close on now just stand up any you’re taking a shower he’s like no oh I don’t take showers I’m gonna be the bather I’m a bathing I’m a better for life Shepherd has this thing now now you can’t get him to take a shower when when he is just dirty uh-huh but he’ll do this thing where he goes to the bathroom poops and then he’s in he’s like I gotta take a shower oh gosh so he wants a bidet then we’re like Shepherd wipe yourself he’s like I know I gotta take a like this is a showering situation well I mean and I’m like well I don’t want to find out I don’t want to see it if it’s that bad didn’t take a shower and so if it’s that bad I don’t want to investigate he’ll take a shower but I think we’ve broken over that because I was like Shepherd we’re in a drought right now you don’t take a crap and take a shower you know you got to wipe yourself he wants a bidet he does yeah I’m thinking about installing one of the next house well III was severely – me I was severely disappointed here in our in our new studio that I was like this is the time this is it we we gonna get a urinal and now that’s not gonna happen it’s just not going to happen but my my dreams like the first thing I thought of when we were going to move into this studio space was I can get a urinal and I don’t mean like beside my desk like in what was that video we made arranged we had a urinal in a cubicle in epic rap battle in one of the videos music videos epic rap battle of manliness had a urinal in a cubicle a gyro in a cubicle because my cubicle because yeah because my idea of arriving is being able to pee in a urinal and my place of work or home if one of these days I get to build my own house I’m gonna I’m just gonna be a place for a urinal in my own just a urinal room nothing in there but a urine and there’s gonna be another room andrew gregory i retweeted him the other day he said if I ever got a marry tweeted him I had a he said if I ever had a mansion I would have a whole room dedicated to laminating things you know how crazy is to magically retweet that retweet that yeah he’s a laminator then somebody replied and said all the tax implications of having it’s much better to have multiple homes and it’s something about the tax implications then he wrote about he’s like but I would I be able to laminate my taxes something I stayed out of it but you know when you retweet something you’re stayed out of it I’m afraid that people think that it’s and do they know that i retweeted it not that i tweeted it yeah they’ve done that for a while do they know that I know no but here’s what here’s why I asked here’s seriously why I asked okay you think I’m stupid I use HootSuite and HootSuite does not show that there’s a problem with HootSuite that when you retweet something it presents it as if it’s just a tweet people thought it was a mistake because he never tweeted my personal account yeah yeah it was a mistake I said Dwight yo what sexy trying to message him haha dry’ Yocum I just want you know I’m so happy about Dwight Yoakam being in the Grammys that I just I was like I’m gonna tweet Dwight Yoakam and by the way I misspelled his name too not that anybody knew he thought I might have been googling like I use Twitter as like oh look at this window I’m gonna Google this I’m not that out of touch you know you you thought that I could have tweeted something I meant to Google you honestly thought that that’s what you think of me the alight accidental tweet via Google I meant to Google that not tweet it but that would be a great hashtag meant to Google this not

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