GMMore 633: What We Think about High Heels

hey we’re gonna need a sponge and a shooter that right up uh yeah don’t tell anybody alright welcome to good mythical more ashes Sergey on is it not nauseous or nauseous nauseous but some people say nauseous I’m feeling nauseous in those Pierce someone do that slap nauseous slap um way sex I don’t I don’t say that word because it’s like when I used to not be able to say warm and I would say worm get out of bed slip on some heels and slap them in the face with an axe you should have you should have done theater link hahaha man I thought I had it in the bag I’m wearing the eye unless you remember this shirt yeah I’ve been in a few videos robotic owl Father’s Day you guys get bigger though I got 9 in a minute man here hand what to you um dude I know I came down to the white I do feel a little nauseous cuz I said well let’s um listen let’s let’s share what we really think about women ah where the heal okay well I’m gonna say that my wife has complained before about wearing heels while we were doing something like walking somewhere on an evening out and I was always like you know cuz I walked really fast cuz I have really long legs but you just want smiling you walk normal but your stride is like if I go superhuman and I’m always like you know she’s like slow down and my feet hurt oh hi you buy a why are your feet always got to be hurting baby I’m sorry for every time I have ever complained about you complaining about your feet hurting because that is hellish that is a hellish experience right there wearing those things so let me get this straight so are you going so far as to say um Justin don’t don’t ever wear heels again no I wanted to wear them but I just don’t care if you complained you okay listen I mean it’s that important to you you first of all I wasn’t lying and I don’t know what it is and there’s probably no way to navigate this conversation without offending some people but here we go studies show that men find women more attractive when they’re wearing heels and I kind of I mean I can go into my mind right now and do a study of my own and say yes that is true and I don’t know why I don’t know what it is don’t ask me why I’m a man and it’s they just look nice something about the way they walk and maybe it’s maybe it’s a cultural thing oh of course it’s a cultural thing everything that we think is attractive about people is culturally a little genetic I don’t know it might be but I don’t know I’m just saying look at those muscular calves she’d be really good at reproducing I mean you know what maybe maybe just maybe with me it is the fact that I’m so tall I don’t know Stevie can we get your opinion on this or is that yes do you now you’re wearing stilettos right now you’re wearing combat boots this point is my gut about that okay kind of look like us you never you haven’t gotten used to them you haven’t made the adjustment but do you resent our culture for saying that this is something that you need to be in me or both of us I’m saying you like it makes our legs look longer that’s what it balls the calf up the calf muscle at the top which apparently is sexy and it makes you look taller mm-hmm it’s effective it wouldn’t be so popular if it wasn’t effective I mean effective for what attracting people it’s like a fishing lure it’s like man when she wears him high-heeled shoes it’s like a flashy fishing lures it’s like you put a it’s like putting like others going it’s like putting a piece of like Tim fall on the end of your line man and those bass just just gonna gobble it up oh please please never talk like that again about a bass also mid are like bad when women are like fishing when women wear red day I mean studies show that when women wear red it’s more attractive her lips are rather than a candy apple you know I don’t understand why her calf sir looked like apples to human and her lips ‘red look like apples and her eyes look like apples you know hmm this is a character I’m playing this is not the real Miss the real me is you know what wear whatever makes you happy you don’t have to meet anybody’s expectations yeah who are who are anyone else really I gotta say no sunglasses you should you should wear something look at that this is the thing I got I got knees from Costa Rica you do you that’s what that’s what people say on the Internet I got I’m wearing these because of the cultural pressures there’s so much cultural pressures for me to wear wouldn’t it’s funny how you you you morphed from a lumberjack to like some dude who went snowboarding this is a lumber sandal once he got to the top of the mountain he decided to never come down hey man I’m staying up here forever if you guys have you guys seen the higher let it a little higher and get the Sun yeah get you guys seen any triple black diamonds what do you mean you did exist no no where I come from there’s triple black diamonds you guys found any because this what I’m after

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