GMMore 635: Eating Russian Food

ah nigga 2 down what’s your problem I’m digging it Oh hot diggety what Hot Diggity Dog all right whatever how’d you get it out it’s like and who knew that when you said Hot Diggity Dog so much you’re left I would start watering just a little nice like yeah you’re left I’m Jar Jar Binks meesa left I wanna okay Jen brief I’m gonna enjoy every minute and help help us navigate um help us navigate what’s happened branch Jin I’m a move that back over there uh Noah bringing it you can sit in the sit right in here no welcome Noah Jen went on vacation and in her absence we hired Noah not for her job for another job uh well guys do let’s explain that hey guys meet Noah she has nothing to do with jig he is not a she can you do the talk yeah well I’m trying to start all right Noah’s and then what happens someone else starts talking me can you just be quiet I’m sorry no efficiently it’s not funny I’m not gonna do any more supervising producer of good mythical morning welcome him so uh keep going I’m not gonna talk how you doing oh um I’m doing good welcome thank you nice hoodie hey thanks very much I had a beard I’d touch it right no I’m trying to do a little something but it takes a while sure Noah have you heard about the initiation yeah okay involves um the sign of them of any sort of appendage oh I usually an error I think I’d rather have that dumb person know something to be honest oh really yeah you want to see some big sprats then what do we have why we get it dogs we got some right here in the letter uh these are looks like it to be Russian fish oh my goodness and that’s an actual name of the fish some Russian rats mm-hmm sprouts Jack Sprat you heard of Jack Spratt is that a thing no Jack Sparrow Oh Jack’s bread what I know I’m being rich I should grab your guitar I just said I’m gonna break your jaw you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday means name dear rhettandlink we have noticed you have had lots of different foods on your show you notice that huh we haven’t seen anything Russian so we sent you something no I most like that also I Marina took the liberty to recreate your images as tiny matryoshka dolls actually Russian yeah just came from Russia rat beam tallest is the first one link that means your second that’s true and finally so it’s kind of like like I inside of your body like whenever you enter your house with the projection on the front as well link that means your second and finally GMM mascot the cockatrice whose name is belvedere we hope you enjoy the package keep up the fabulous work sincerely Alex and marina Popkov Mikhail and and Gracie frolov and Danny for love they’ve got they’ve got an honest with the with the Russian names wouldn’t you say yes I would I’m just I can’t stop thinking about the fish how did it can open early this work not like that like this yeah no yesterday to it but then how do you get Evans don’t you go around in the circle like you do you’d make connect a little now you have one of these and this is mine but you have one just like it neither want us to know how to use it I think chase knows how to use like this Jake show us how to do this come on try for a second ago we needed now to do this if we’re gonna make it to the apocalypse you don’t know either going around you know circle like that yeah yeah you just got a cut you have to cut through the surface sideways no you’re going out into the rim on this somebody YouTube this final the check well chase is right here we don’t need YouTube oh you know how to do it yes sure a little bit you know how to split open an apple with your bare hands oh yeah hey Jase you know how to get inside sprat uh yeah a sprat can just kind of keep going and connect yeah trip we need some sort of a pan do it do it over this box that’s super inefficient chase I can’t be right man yeah any sense Haywood smells oh that’s of course it smells well I’m sure there’s no one in the comments who has an opinion about this okay do it on oh gosh should we know anything about sprats what they are I hope that’s the cannon not gonna make you sick are you rushing on the loan I know I I recently moved from New York City where they make pace picante sauce no they don’t make pace Pagani so that’s that’s better the competitor to all pace picante sauce how you liking Los Angeles oh great I love it whether fantastic although it’s raining but okay except today yeah I’m gonna tell you what spread Hawaii no fishes are uh it’s European fish okay smells terrible what are we and what give me a necklace there you know what the eighth link I will give you three dollars if you can tell me the official you know like biological name of the spread sprat Chile’s Maximus well it’s actually SPRO M um whoa oh it’s perfect it’s spread as Stratos it’s like it isn’t a necklace or a crowd I thought maybe it’s a bagel crowd spread a sprout us you got pretty close all right it’s it’s known as a bristling or ASP Rattus Rattus it’s a small herring like marine fish that doesn’t mean it’s in the military that means it’s from the oak it’s found in European waters it has silver gray scales and white gray flesh we’re about to see the flesh in to consume the flesh and a lot of metal that Chase is forcing into the food it could probably go on bristlecones it’s found in the what is the Irish Sea the Black Sea the Baltic Sea and the sea we got some of these eat and now Noah helped helped us with the bullet the Bristol earthing can you want to take one of these but tell us the story of finding Jeremiah oh yeah here let’s start queuing on one of these and you can tell us a story with your mouth full done this reminds me of New York I feel like back at home my fridge is what what is this do we know this is this is a cookie honey honey cake it’s a vanilla honey cake hmm so the way that I understand it you guys you decided to go to Bristol dok2 to highlight Bristol er calm in the segment yeah that was one enema so then the gym then the discussion was you were going to I was not a part of this discussion that you were going to experience the first hand but you had to find someone so you created an account we did more read basically it was for Rhett we did it a little deviously I put it under my name but because I don’t have a beard I put Alex I put Alex’s picture up there I name the account Noah beard just it was something that I could remember so if you’re on bristol ER please go like me or whatever you do on Whistler um please like him oh please like Rhett who’s wrong that picture of Alex I’m about to get a lot of hits on this um and Eddie and now there’s a picture of Eddie and Alex together Oh God okay but then so we got some responses and it turns out that one of the responses was from a guy named Jeremiah who I went to elementary school with in Maine we grew up together okay so out of all that we both ended up across the country and it’s a weird Bristol er connection so you’re telling me and you had not had any contact with Jeremiah since first grade not first grade it was you know I think maybe fourth or fifth and then I knew you were out here I knew he was out here um and yeah we had but you know we were hoping to get together to catch up well this isn’t we made it happen what if I could go back to the to a bazaar in May in Maine in fourth grade I could be like like a genie that came out of nowhere now be like hey boys listen many years from now Noah is going to have a job where he’s producing this show where this guy with the beer so you talking at first-graders ass this is pretty complex here you Jeremiah because you’ll have a beard – and he’d be blown away cuz he’d have a beard and you’re gonna come on a show and you’re gonna touch the other that’s weird and that’s weird all of this is weird and that’s the next I’m gonna see Jeff do you know what makes it even more weird ah what the fact that Jeremiah still sit right there oh my god oh my god oh yeah I didn’t know if we said you have to stay there he’s still here he’s still here Wow okay um so Noah if I have to eat this than I feel like you should and we’re from Maine what seafood right wifey we’re good no we’re not Jeremiah bonus Laila I’m gonna ask you a question and I hope you’re not offended by it um and that question is genuine still we got it you should have been in The Hobbit man did you audition I have to two things to say about that first of all I thought you were gonna ask me was it as good for you as it was for me and I’m glad you even asking yeah yeah right we’ll talk about that later The Hobbit I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone here that hasn’t asked me that question yeah and so I’m on original pretty good at answering it but I answer’s no I have not been in The Hobbit but if 500 more people ask me I’m gonna create a false memory and I’m gonna think that I wasn’t but how do you why do I mean I know it was an original question but I mean how do you how do you normally deal with it how do I cope with the lack of my presence in the hobbit how does anyone really well I I just look I look in the mirror every night and I whisper the word Gimli mere whispers it back at me and then I fall asleep and then tomorrow is a new day a new day you’ve enough you also know Brad do you want these are funny cake you’re also Spratt or some honey cakes and I have like one on top of the other yeah yeah eat this part so that’s good okay that’s how it’s really good here yeah those are really really good hmm now this guy’s this sprouts gonna be great it’s just this is a fish I mean what what’s wrong oh my god good whew there’s so many food allergies like I do anything you guys can I’ve tried to discover if I do and so far nothing’s backfired right I dunno uh um it’s uh today its Pratt what’d it go into this okay um no you go first go first okay well thank you for welcoming me hmm just just doubt it and you can do it huh every what if that is miss delicious yes monkey yeah smoked fish man spread grape hot-diggity-dog he doesn’t like this so you’re you’re an actor mm-hmm but just to clarify but he was you you were legitimately on bris ler I I was okay yeah so I don’t want to he said that in a way like I was not this I still AM yeah yeah so I just want to clarify that we just didn’t hook up with an old friend his like would say was on bris ler you know I got all in Lee I was in I was in the pool of bearded men looking for for your strokers right you can cut me off any time well yeah and I will I would I will clarify when I went to the website I thought it’d be funny if we didn’t mention this but it seemed to me that there were it was mostly connecting ladies who wanted to stroke beards with men who have beards it kind of looked like a what is it was this the app that does that so all you guys have tinder tendrá tinder for beard is like Center for beard again yes right all right now now who’s gonna eat some more than it’s actually it’s good I had I’m gonna eat I’m gonna I’m gonna eat some that protein just because I think they’ll be mad with us if we just make you eat it so somehow because I will eat some but I won’t be glad eat it I’ll be very glad and then I’ll let you eat some well wash it down with some clack cold what is this yeah yeah this is a traditional Russian drink mm-hmm well I still have a little coffee in here I’ll just drink them hmm honey with a spork it looks horrible but boy it’s greasy mmm Wow oil it looks like something’s it’s like every part of the fish has just turned into oil but it’s L know something sweet that is gross and so I’m eating something hanging from yours Oh God good I mean it’s not sir strumming or whatever that stuff is we ate wood we smelled with PewDiePie and couldn’t eat it’s like calamari but fermented with what coffee beans calamari coffee drink oh the drink is my first that’s not bad yeah I’ve had to guess what it was made us not been not bad at all I might you want some Spratt try and Jen I know you want to try it you from you’re from up north they you survive on this stuff I should I eat it with a knife no no we wouldn’t I don’t think that’s covered in the the thing we made you sign knife eating is not covered ooh that’s not bad it’s very smoky it is very smoky now isn’t there there’s a there’s a thing called though it’s like a it’s like the how Wow food Jewish holiday food suppose if L to think about this yeah you should try that I should let you finish I wonder what would this is like I say succesfull to fish another life L to fish this this case out of it this port in there but it tastes like oh my gosh this tastes like um it smells crazy it smells like liquid Vegemite oh boy it smells it has Mel like iodine to me you said I then I said calamari oh that’s what you said it smells like let me see that it doesn’t actually say Cala I thought I believed you were reading the label oh that he spoke Russian he’s Russian it tastes like well who knew that you know who knew anything else would happen it seems like you’re learning a lot like not yeah that’s not actually it’s not so I’m sure with some coca-cola and then maybe like heated it up yeah and then cooled like red wine it smells like if you made Vegemite do enjoy : that’s what I just think what do you say that yeah well you’re right link could try that hmm I could get into that if it was cold it’s like a weird you know yes salt I feel on the outsides of my time yeah just go for it it’s most all we toss a little bit too yeah yeah definitely hmm it doesn’t have to have the protonated soy sauce a little bit oh I don’t like that very much yeah carbonated soy sauce that’s it lightly sweet yeah maybe slightly sweetened Carmenere choice well we don’t know that it’s supposed to be Cola right why we were just assuming it was Cola because it says well I don’t know how to pronounce it it doesn’t have a finish to it this might be some sort of cooking ingredient yeah motor oil you know it’s well they drank the clock they ate the sprat and drank the clock you’re supposed to lubricate a machine with that plan oh that’s the name of that dumb shocks next album eat this bread and drink the clack alright guys see you tomorrow you

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