GMMore 641: Hot Dogs are Choking Hazards

and if you you know expose yourself to the elements you not pretty quickly forever expose yourself to the elements guys is that pretty good yeah that’s pretty good that’s expose yourself to the elements welcome to good mythical more where the Bailey’s satisfy your desire for more of what we just did or something completely new you know the interesting thing about these debates and many of them have been about food have all of them been about food I think so this is a good-looking hamburger isn’t it and it’s looking Giada this was like six hours II um and the thing I find difficult is that I love a lot of food so when I’m listening to your arguments about hamburgers I’m like I’m wanting to amber but I mean you listen to yourself but I really love I really love a hot dog and I gotta say if here’s what I’ll say if I go to a restaurant a restaurant setting I’m not gonna order a hot dog I’m gonna order a hamburger if I’m gonna do it make a choice between the two but in every area of life like if I’m outside I’m at a ball game of some kind I’m at a fair I just hotdog all the way and I’m gonna really really enjoy it because it’s just it’s it’s a food of convenience but I gotta say the biting into each one I don’t give preference to either one in terms of taste value so you are equal yeah I mean did you see well you know the meat pooping out of the pipe that’s not all hot dogs if you get like a kosher hot dog like an all-beef kosher hot dog what you get right I get that sometimes but you also get that that’s why I didn’t bring that up in the debate I didn’t I did I wanted to be able to address it and so I embraced it I embrace your criticism and I said that it’s just it’s just but is also resourceful using all that stuff is resourceful but I’m surprised that in your mind for that away in your mind they’re equally it’s like I think in your mind one you don’t want one to keep you from eating another one here’s what I was really the way I look at that Gillette stuff coming out of that pipe I think to myself how do they make it taste so good how do you make pig lips and cow tongue and bile taste so good and really I mean I know a burger tastes good if if if if those things are in your hotdog they’re required to put it in the on the packaging in the ingredients so if you’re concerned that there’s pig lips I don’t know what they call it it probably don’t say PA mechanically separated stuff okay how you separate chicken they have to know they can’t they have to say more than that I don’t label month away I mean in general right now so separated includes turkey and chicken and here’s what mechanically separated this is what this is what this means from the way I think I know what it means the USDA discussed it as a paste-like and batter like poultry products produced by forcing bones with attached edible tissue through a sieve through a sift that is a little gross and what about a sauce USDA what about a sausage that’s still a cont technically a hotdog I didn’t even break out the sausage argument sausages are fabulous but you know what’s in a sausage also you think is different it is different it’s not but when I go to go to will Willy’s when I go to vicious dogs I get sausage I don’t get a hot dog but he calls it a hot dog and he’s the expert okay if you’re in North Hollywood go to vicious dogs because they have best hot dogs that’s why it’s not Pink’s hot dogs it’s vicious dogs best hot dog in Los Angeles hell I’m wheat cinch okay guys liyan favorites so I’ll start over here with the chase hamburgers or hot dogs okay why types of dogs but there’s also like when I was in Ohio I missed in-and-out hamburgers I missed like the habit hamburgers I missed like the California style there’s lots of yeah there’s lots of burgers that are regional but their regional chains but a little bit different but okay Morgan hey why you like I’m nasty nasty haha in the pop man it’s a pop you know you ever think about what’s in a know yeah good don’t don’t watch this jiff even as you’re editing this jiff you’re gonna like look away you can commit yourself as something else I mean Ollie I’ll eat him if I’m really I mean really I mean the other part is just till muscle I mean you just being picky and choosey about what the animal no no that’s fair that’s still if you can watch the process of the butchering of a cow you wouldn’t be like well that’s Pleasant you’d be like that’s kind of nasty you just turn it on let’s turn the cow into a smoothie and sitting through a pice true Betty cheeseburgers in my Williams man okay I’m like freaking wimpy man I can eat a cheeseburger every day he doesn’t like him over burger you like a rare burger gotta be rare I like them all but Amami man that is a that is a good burger one right now leo hamburgers or hot dogs alright to do like he also like brains on PC does oh hey I’ll take a like anything I can get right now Stevie and Noah you guys have to give a collective answer yeah oh yeah that’s hot dog so notice this hamburger why you say hamburger first it’s classic it’s tasty it’s you can dress it up you can dress it down go gourmet or your construction site you can do that Stevie what you say hot dogs I don’t even wanna mustard and onion my wife Christy never has never eaten a hot dog never eaten a hot dog never eaten one from from a young age she’s smart enough to know that did he choke yeah yeah well they’re interesting so what we do cut the hot dogs down the middle when we give them to our kids even my 11 year old be cut because it’s the number one cause of choking for children because it just it gets in there and what it’s sad but once it gets in there it’s very very difficult Bunji so if you’re gonna listen to my argument and go with hot dogs and eat them you really should do it while plain old hence you should be slicing down the middle and I always think about that when I’m eating a hot dog I’m like and of course no joke your stat that you just gave us that’s open to debate I didn’t want to say that because there’s you know people will say all different things and they’ll throw around stats and oh there’s a hot dog council that’s gonna fight you tooth-and-nail oh that is number one but it’s certainly a choking hazard and the top brands say it on their package warning choking hazard like this is a Happy Meal toy Wow yeah yeah so we haven’t settled anything we disagree and it’s cheeseburgers read this over here I mean like these are nasty because they’ve been sitting up I’m really trying to cut back that was one of my like unpublished New Year’s resolutions was a burger cutting back on the cheeseburgers cuz like I could just I’ve had a cheeseburger I’ve had one cheeseburger in 2015 I have not eaten that in and out in 2015 really that’s saying a lot for me it is it’s not true but I’m it’s saying you said you said it you did say it say it no I haven’t I’m joking I just it makes it true joking that I wasn’t joking but yeah maybe I’ll maybe I’ll go there today

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