GMMore 654: Don’t Wake Up Bonnie Kathleen!

it’s a cubular box paper object muck you can put clothes in it you can store an animal in there if you put your right holes in there you can crush it and recycle it because it is a box cubular shaped paper device best offer cubular that’s a new word what’s the what’s the word you may not ovulate change the word ovular talk about a mirror that was shaped like oval you said it was opulent Stu have a baby I didn’t ask any question okay let’s talk before we get into anything anything else Oh what does it mean ah Bueller yeah it’s about the ovum okay so before we get in anything else let’s talk about this shoot okay so guys first of all the fifth anniversary medical shoot looks really good next to the mug look at that and look they met oh yeah now this is here’s what we wanted to do got the links you there’s there’s a partially sad side to this announcement and then there’s the big bright side the sad side is that production of mythical shoes is coming to an end across the board but instead of just saying hey this is this is all we’ve got all we’ve got in stock is all there is we wanted to go out in conjunction with tweek which has been great to work with tweek thanks to everybody over there we wanted to go out and it was with a celebration I mean we had five years of an amazing shoe I mean I’ve I’m wearing I’m still wearing the 2.0 which is the first leather shoe we started out with the black and the blue and then we had the pink and now we still have a decent amount yeah camos don’t stop there still so here’s the base but we wanted to go out on a celebratory note by making a five-year anniversary shoe that we’re going to sell only through pre-orders and if you order it you’re guaranteed to get it in the size you’ve ordered it so everybody can get this last version mythical shoe this commemorative and celebratory and celebratory songs to note ok so you might notice right off the bat it still got the the wing but the wing is like it’s a leather shoe but it’s got this like leather wing and it’s a lot sleeker than every other mythical shoe that we’ve done like it doesn’t have the flap it doesn’t have a lot of those like features that some of the other that you know like the this mythical shoe had but it’s like a much sleeker shoe it’s just like a cooler higher quality you know the highest quality leather and super comfortable and super sleek it also has a good mythical morning orange on the bottom he’s got the rail on the tongue which is something that none of the mythical shoes have had their they’ve had the Randall on the back which it still has that but it’s got a little embroidery on the tongue I know what is it it’s like a stamped leather yeah it’s that it’s the same thing as how the wing is like a different different color to it and again so lightly said it smells great one of the teams is your foot in one of the things that we’ve some of the feedback we’ve gotten on all the other mythical shoes is that people are like you guys made X number of shoes and then I didn’t get one in my size hmm so first of all there’s a lot there’s a good number of the camo I’m still available but those are basically first-come first-serve as soon as those are gone they’re gone forever we’re gonna put a link in the description are we gonna do this about the other suit other sizes there a link in the description to the customer support email that you can email there actually are a few like a handful of black and maybe blue maybe pink some of those others some other colors where there’s so few of them that they don’t even put them on the website now but if you really want one of those really old mythical shoes one of the different colors you can you can contact that email address and say hey I’d like a blue size six or whatever and they might be like oh we’ve got one of those and then they can work it out sell it to you but the thing that’s different about the the commemorative five-year anniversary shoe is that if you order it during the month of April is the only time you can order it you’re guaranteed to get the size that you order so there’s you this is basically the last chance to be a part of the mythical shoe now’s your chance to get in only for these the four weeks of April is this gonna happen so uh do we back in a week out is that clear do we cover everything yeah we’re great not really but yeah and it flies it levitates if you grab it and pull it up off the table starts to levitate is what it’s very black there’s lots of black happening on it very sleek and there’s lots of BAM orange happening underneath and I don’t know if I if I were not me and I were you and I were buying these I’d buy them and I’d never wear them because it matches the hoodie it’s Stevie Stevie cut show him the hoodie see how it matters look at this hoodie that Stevie’s worried yeah imagine if she had these shoes on we got all types of mercs happen on this super cool if that if you had those shoes on you can do this with your head you only when you’re wearing these shoes guys any question what we’re gonna we’re gonna hear a crew prank story oh yeah no I I come out here bring your bring your chair around let’s pull this away I’m told that Noah was epically pranked and I’m not gonna build it up more than that because that’s all I know better be epic yeah that’s a lot of pressure I’m wearing my oh well I got a prank my I don’t know if this help me translate as well as a story but my friends wondering when you’re gonna speaking Swahili so my friends they did like a long con like they thought this they did this all day and I don’t know how they like kept a straight face they never ruined it so when I was in college there was a girl named Bonnie Cathleen Oh Bonnie Cathleen two first names right so you know it’s gonna be good – II – first name I think so I did we didn’t actually know her very well at all I don’t know why the hyphenated first name Wow yeah bonny Kathleen yeah I don’t like I didn’t know what barely anything about her it was no it was a complete problem I’ve never met a body that I wasn’t attracted to good point well I’m so she she was just a person that we knew she wasn’t like you know in our group of friends or anything so I called my friends and I was okay he what he guys doing tonight and they’re like oh well we’re all hanging out why don’t you come over but be warned bonny Kathleen came over earlier and she was crying like she had some sort of meltdown and now she’s asleep in my friend Jeffrey’s bed like she was just she like passed out because she was crying so much so yeah yeah so she wasn’t so it’s not someone so it was so out of the blue that I was like okay I guess have you heard of Barney Kathleen or was this name totally man no no I knew her I had seen her around school but it would make no sense that she would’ve been at their house and why she’d be crying and why she would have passed out in his bed she’s in the bed crying too much yeah so um unbeknownst to me while I was getting ready to come over they took like a wig and they put some pillows underneath the sheets so it looked like Bonnie Kathleen was sleeping in the bed and again it’s not your bed no no no my friend Jeffrey’s bed and again I barely knew Bonnie Kathleen it made no sense brother you know what they said it and you know it wasn’t April Fool they lie exactly it wasn’t something to lie about no it was it was a fact yeah exactly I was like well okay that’s strange that Springs by the way yeah so I went over and then I stayed there it seemed like it was four hours like we played poker or I think we watched a movie alternative florica things in a bed that’s what they did was they kept being like at him yeah that’s the thing goes I talk story loud sometimes in there like Shh that’s like okay sorry sorry oh it’s funny that that’s the name – that makes it that much better yeah I’m gonna name I’m gonna have another child just to name it if it’s a boy yeah Loni laughs loudly laughing so I I went over and so we were like I said we were hanging out playing poker having fun and the whole time the net he never gave it up and I kept falling for because I would start talking loudly but quietness oh sorry sorry Bonnie Kathleen so finally like near the end of the night my other friend Matt he said we should keep fixing this happening he was like we should go check on I I was falling for so whole time so we Hulk tiptoe there was like a line of like three or four of us and we all tiptoe into the room and it was completely dark in there and we go in and I see the wig and it was dark enough that I was like aw man Bonnie Kathleen’s passed out in that bed from crying so much there’s her hair there’s her hair I saw him yeah and again no reason to think it was a trick for any reason right it’s not a good trick yeah my friend Matt he was one of the nicest guys ever he’s just looking down and all of a sudden he just goes yeah karate chop the bed right her body Kathleen’s a head to Advaita and for a second it was like there was like a tear in the time-space continuum or something I was like so confused by the case yeah yeah I was he just crushed by Kathleen’s head for no reason right yeah the karate and that was the end of it and then we laughed and I did you like yourself no I just I really was just for a couple seconds just like stunned and I was like I don’t understand like should I try to help punch Kathleen because it looked like it was pretty devastating blow that he did yeah Boni Kathleen so that was that was the long con they really made that one work I love it with a climactic all seven no no no pranks it’s like when we print we prank we tried to prank y’all it just Disneyland when we try to make it we try to make it seem like Eddie had been asked to leave and he was really upset he didn’t want to talk to anybody we like devoted two and a half hours anything done by the group I like I loved it and then it was just to himself but cut he wasn’t supposed to be into it and then they revealed before we started eating dinner was like it was so bad Bonnie cackling this much better but I love it when it just it’s like you commit to something and it doesn’t really have any meaning well I want to hear that story so why wouldn’t you said you got kicked out of Disneyland hey you got in a fight in Disneyland and they almost picked him out and now he’s really upset and he won’t talk to anybody really opens up hanging back a little bit and if you’re gonna talk to him refer to him as Bonnie Katherine and then Eddie went along with it we took it all the way to dinner yeah because then you’re just lying it’s like there’s like a fine line between playing a prank and it’s like lying to you it was a half a day there’s a couple of hours all right you

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