motionlessly like that about you and you’re always here for us thanks for receiving our voices you can do it you can be a receptor you’ve been doing it Oh mmm-hmm I can’t wanted to get in there but not until you got out of there yeah he wanted me to get closer to breath to mix don’t want to mix breath Oh miss Oh mix those breasts together characterize your breath today welcome to good mythical more it’s got a little bit of a Carmex flavor to it because I put that on there not a sponsor Carmack’s no it’s kind of like Noxzema for your lips I can’t find it now what are you using Carmack’s for you have herpes finally nope joining the ranks I just met her one of the things I’ve noticed and one of the things that people have pointed out to me is that I have a probably for every time that you adjust your glasses I lick my own lips yeah yeah like like is there a correlation like no is approximately the same frequency I go like this I’ve noticed that not anymore to say anything I’ve noticed it too but my defense has been well I’m Melissa dry so now I got some Carmack’s office I won’t do that again maybe I still did it you know and I’m done I’ve got to homemade yeah we get the homemade there’s all time in a place for you to reveal that and it’s apparently now no it’s not okay I’m a little homemade follow me on the instagram at red MC yes that’s right you probably know that I recently went to the North Carolina which is where we’re from I was not there I went there for my grandmother in-laws 90th birthday 90 90 years old 90 that’s I mean she was born in 1925 she’s seen a lot of life Wow and I learned something about myself and that is already knew that I cared too much about my hair I mean so obvious was looking at me I would hate me if I ran into me in like an airport I don’t like men who spend their much time as my fellow hair I really don’t can you put that on like a t-shirt and wear it at an airport if I ran into me at airport I would hate me I would hate me if I ran into me here yeah I would hate me if I ran into me here and hello to those of you who are mythical beasts ooh I did run into the airport thanks for saying hello did they say thanks for not hating me there was one guy who came up to me when I was in them especially in a moment of a little bit of a panic hmm with my family and we thought we were at the wrong gate and we thought we were late for the flight and we were looking at the thing and a guy came up and he was like I just want to get a picture not with you of you and that was kind of cross the line a little bit but it’s at least he didn’t so he didn’t just take it he said I’m gonna just do this I’m gonna take a picture of you now with you yeah yeah yeah is that better than you can older though I think he just you know he’s just he didn’t know about the selfie he doesn’t doesn’t know about the selfie because first of would you have I appreciate you taking it would you have preferred for him to just take the photo and not say anything nor to be in the photo no and I was nice enough I’m a nice guy I mean I got this hair but I am a nice but what’s your preference what how would you like for that I’ve gone to have gone him did not come up to me at that moment I’ve never because of this context I was it was my kids were there and you know tension you you were at the wrong gate what I learned about myself is uh that I always heard women talk about like it is so humid out here my I’m having a bad hair day and I was like what are you talking about you have hair on your head and it’s just gross and it just does things and doesn’t matter what the weather is well I was wrong boy I can’t go out wrong I’m sorry all women that I’ve ever judged about you had saying that there was something up with your hair because of the humidity I had so much trouble with my hair on the East Coast and I felt like such an idiot and I was just like I need a buzz cut and I just almost went back to the bus cut while in North Carolina I always come back and surprise you and just have a bus girl or was it resolutely nut drooping falling it was both simultaneously falling and Buffon ting at the same time I mean it was I identify with women everywhere so anyway it wasn’t about you though it wasn’t it was about a 90 year old woman you’ll never lived in 90 without attitude I won’t that attitude will kill you that preoccupation that I obviously don’t have that you have is gonna kill you I you know I just I don’t it’s in a logo now that’s the problem it’s in a logo yeah I wanted logo I want to change my hairstyle I mean I hate you know I just fear the comments once I you have a 13 year old boys haircut oh you know it’s like it’s got something’s gotta give yeah let’s just do buzz cut so let’s let’s just let’s do it let’s just buzz cut let’s let’s let’s shave our heads like we did that Easter break in college and I didn’t tell Christy who I was dating at the time and I just showed up for a date and I was like all but raids are bald like like zero level you know when you can like you can put your clippers on zero I’m aware of that meaning you can take the guard off guard off and then you can actually turn it down where it’s even the tightest version of that that’s what we did to our heads yeah yeah I did they look like Easter Egg I did it on level one the day before my wedding which I’ve talked about that several times before that was a mistake my wife is reminding me so you learned that you are like a humidity sensitive I just learned the person I just learned that you know the hair has gone too far it’s out of control and I don’t I would not like me if I ran into me but I’m not even known that I’ve known that for every year change that okay you’ve just learned you’re not gonna go back to the East Coast because your hair’s are the hair never move to North Carolina do that okay but I had a really interesting this was a run-in that I had but we’re still going huh over 40 people were at this gathering of just extended family family to celebrate Gaga’s 90th birthday and I’m not gonna name any names but there was one man there older man uncle somebody he’s our uncle and his first name start with a don’t say it don’t be linked here be be smart okay so he I think he should apologize for he’s a he’s a I apologize for that link I I would not hate you if I ran into you at an airport but you don’t have to mean it so did you mean I didn’t mean it okay God is it again the second right they they don’t think we hate each other yeah so there was a guy he’s a smoker lots of the people in this family well not well they used to be he’s still a smoker he was kind of setting out sitting outside taking a smoke break at my in-laws beach house which has a beautiful view of the Atlantic Ocean and I mean this is really just a beautiful place I was like bragging you know and and he was talking about how he hadn’t left the small town that he lives in in about 20 years and he was kind of talking about it with a certain sense of pride okay and then my mother-in-law was talking about she was like isn’t this view just isn’t it beautiful down here because it really hit and he was like don’t care a thing about it he was holding cigarette like that okay don’t hear a thing about it okay haha damn what did she say I wasn’t there I was inside is that mom I don’t even know if this happened I know that it happened I saw it happen I didn’t hear grace and I just I can’t believe almond I thought about me and my haircut him and his cigarette I was like somewhere in between these two is a normal person yeah is the kind of person that you ought to be right if if the two of you made a child together so I’d like to be a normal child than me and uncle Lou boo baby together hahahaha will be a perfect person miss my smoking bouffant badly humidity that shot like right out of the womb