GMMore 667: Hitler Hated Being Naked

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are in the standings you can tweet at us and tell us oh we’re doing so good or we’re failing I’ll tell you for failing I also be voting for for myself really unabashedly really us you – I’m voting for you I already voted for us wins name together okay uh Hitler so thanks for doing that Hitler Hitler did not want people to see him naked I don’t really want to people see me naked either but he didn’t want anyone to see him naked or bathing he’s very very self-conscious about his body he’s also not into the opposite of the guy you were talking about he was not into any sort of sense or colognes he was not into having any sort of perfumes on his body so didn’t want to he didn’t want you to watch him bathe and he didn’t want to smell like anything except Hitler is unabashedly smell don’t know what that smelled like don’t care to know don’t think that it would ever be bottled and sold he was very very concerned about his appearance so much so that he would wear a coat that was kind of like basically buttoned up because he was he didn’t want people to see his pit stains or for them know that he wore long underwear full-length underwear like pretty much all the time really so why is this very self-conscious it’s like one layer came off he wanted there to be a whole nother layer covering up his naked uncle owned body he had a lot to hide yeah he did like his perspective he was also afraid of blades so much so that he wouldn’t he was very uncomfortable people cutting his hair or shaving and because I like this person’s got a blade that can kill me which based on who he was I could kind of understand that but he also had you’re not making him sound as crazy as I’m hoping yet how about this go for it he suffered from chronic flatulence oh yeah now we’re talking which is just kind of funny because you know you got a guy that’s just like the world’s worst person ever it let me at least at least he had chronic flatulence can you quantify a little bit of demonic nests of the five took 28 different drugs to fight it never solved it so apparently Hitler farted quite a bit Mark Martin right out of his mouth and all his thoughts were farts but they all departed right of his butt on a regular basis such a basically constant the welcome target parts he’s also Freddy kids oh what a jerk for all other reasons including I bet he fed coins to fish too when no one was looking yeah a surprise that you put that in there just got to mix it up you know that’s the thing this want to eat some people some of you are going to remember that someone that I came from which guy was Ibrahim Ibrahim the mad Fed coins to fish I’m gonna remember him from his a fishy fecal beer bomb you can remember that Amber chase amber changes over the smell changes the characteristic of it changes over time that might be a good thing becomes a earthy rubbing alcohol flavor let’s see I bet you we can get some on Amazon you think I was joking it’s spelled this felt like our second girlfriend and gr is yeah but like this ambergris ambergris I go through the drive-thru notice uh ma’am burgers let’s see yep got it Amazon got it Amazon hamburgers perfume oil my dad my mom dating sells it read the customer reviews it has three stars how much is it it is $45 for a vial of it take it on down to the gorgeous amber with smoke by the bonfire it’s not only a man magnet it’s great comfort scent best for night cool weather in rainy days they’ve toned it down good but this is strong it takes some getting used to I was even grossed out and practically passed out when I first smelled the bottle but it’s growing on me over the last couple of weeks and I wear it sometimes so what part of smelling something that almost makes you quote pass out makes you then decide to keep at it so that other people can have the first experience that you had but have it associated with your smell it’s like what’s the am I missing something uh well I think it almost knocked me out I’m gonna wear it smell like it see this person says it can be used to enhance or add a note to a regular perfume so if you wanted to add like a leathery note or a fecal e note to your perfume you know sometimes that there’s needs to be something a little bit off and something I’m kind of round it out I don’t think it’s supposed to be when it’s undisturbed so it’s like you lie about it it’s like ambergris when perfume is too perfect I don’t know what people do with it let’s get some and figure it out let’s get some yeah it’s like $45 smoky sweet aroma this person says Rona Kat says this is an extremely cheap knockoff the results in the most horrible smell you can experience it smelled old and rotten it was hard to get rid of the set that’s not a knockoff that’s the definition yeah oh and here’s one by somebody named EE brain what him what if he was trolling time just so he didn’t leave he could leave an Amazon ambergris Ibrahim the mad trolls time which by that I mean that he travels through time in order to do troll ish things you got that right I got it you

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