GMMore 669: Rhett’s New Workout Routine

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mythical morning one for our nerve verses geek epic rap battle you really kind of want to win I’m just going to be honest yes we need you to vote you can vote once I think the three links are in the description per category for each of the three categories you can vote for other categories too that we’re not in vote for anyone in those appreciate you doing that now we we just talked about Fitness and I do need to say that you know Lane 2015 has been the year of fitness for me Irie fitness eyes myself this year I actually did the thing that I never thought I would do I got a gym membership we’re not halfway through the year joined a class hey but you know what I’ve already witnessed the drop-off in fact I went to oh my class you Tom up passes which is before 7:00 a.m. Monday Wednesday Friday and I wit no not pounds not personally I’ve witnessed a drop-off you were saying we’re only halfway through the year as if you’re not going to make it through the year is what you were implying I believe in you and so I’ve already witnessed the class size go from about 20 to literally a couple of weeks in a row it was like two or three people sounds awkward at this point the January enthusiasm waned and now the oh geez are there me and a couple other guys but if one of them’s name was Wayne that would be kind of ironic hmm because it waned is that what you’re gonna well if you don’t get it read yeah that’s exactly um when you break it down it’s not as funny but that was it but this class is a it’s one of those classes where you’ve taken you’ve done the p90x you did that in January and then you stopped that’s not true you you’ve done like p90x which is you know it’s basically very unpleasant aerobics and light weights for about half an hour this is basically that for an hour and I didn’t make it to the first couple classes I didn’t vomit and I didn’t pass out but I thought that both of those would happen I did at one point just end up kind of running in place for about 15 minutes even though no one else was they all continued I have seen people walk out though if you’re gonna vomit and pass out you need to do it in that order it’s variable don’t do it any other order because you might choke on your own vomit yeah when Miss Dean was keeping that guy Joe he was like three years older than me and he like brought in all the rap tapes that had like the naughty words on it then he pass out and vomit he’s taken a nap and he vomited like right like skewed out of his mouth like dream vomit he was in his back and a dream he dreamt vana you can’t dream vomit that’s bad news all well it was a real vomit but he was in a dream day yeah and it was very dangerous I remember uh miss Dean yelling someone rolling over yeah you got a rolling and I’m thinking that miss Howe someone is not not me yeah well you know I don’t want to roll over a vomiting person Lord’s way rolling away from you and why can’t you come over here Rome you’re the one Jesus hey miss Dean did you save him uh god rest her soul miss Dean is now dead yeah but but it didn’t it wasn’t in congested well yeah and Joe Joe I lost track of Joe after that happening I cared nothing about Joe oh I don’t mean to come and do your story how is it going for you it was just I was just thinking about the vomit even me I ain’t no it makes me feel alive I enjoy it how awkward has it gotten I mean if you’re saying there’s only two other people in the class I think it’s something to do with how tall I am I was made fun of by the instructor for several weeks in a row can you give me more details it was like lots of it’s a co-ed class that means there’s men and women and in most days there’s more women than men some but then when people drop off it’s usually just there’s like three or four guys who are the ones that never leave and I’m one of those guys but then there are these times when they’ll be like ten women in the class and I don’t know there was lots of talk about me as if there was like the instructor was like ladies stay away from him stay away from I can’t mean what he had a nickname for me like slick or something like that and I was like man I’m the oldest person in his class and I’m married he’s talking to me like I’m some of them coming in and it’ll I hook up with all these women that’s that’s that’s not my intention and the most awkward thing that has happened stay away from him it wasn’t that you were like attractive it was that he thought you were gonna like do something inappropriate I’m just trying to level your that’s I was did I stood to – did I communicate that I know I said I think it’s because I was tall I look like a I was gonna assault someone but assault someone the most that is what the most awkward thing that has has no way he was thinking he was saying always the guy who’s like he puts a lot of attention on his hair I did you fix your hair no I don’t think I literally go I literally go in there with my hair going whatever way it was when I woke I don’t think you would assault anybody I think that’s what it is maybe I look like a dangerous person when I my hair is going sideways but the most awkward thing that’s happened is the farting um not from me oh really you don’t fart no no I have farted but not audibly you know how to spread the cheeks you know it’s not about spreading the cheeks it’s about holding back or knowing if it’s gonna be silent or not but what if you squeeze there was a girl in front of me few weeks ago did not properly manage it uh what do you mean she left one rip but then what how did she not manage it she bled an audible far but I thought you get in she didn’t she didn’t Maddie diarrhea she did not have diarrhea but what what I’m saying is sometimes you wake up you know and you wake up that early and you roll out of bed and you go to the gym you don’t know what kind of day it is yet in terms of flatulence something sometimes you’re like man today is a crazy day what did I eat last night you know that’s not what guys are thinking when they’re Wako they’re like what kind of day is this going to be in terms of flight zones and when the first place you go is weather report it’s a is a co-ed gym class you got to be sensitive about these things and there’s been a couple days where I’ll walk in there I’m like this is a bad day and then you’re on the ground doing these like ab exercises and it’s really squeezing your body like an accordion and what’s going to happen it’s going to come out one other and there have been some really close calls for me personally but I’ve managed it pretty well so far I mean at some point most of my concentration in the classes is dedicated to math farting audibly that’s why you’re sweating sometimes the music gets pretty loud though and I have less oh yeah given this I have let’s um go drink you got a time it with that subwoofer is your subwoofer that burnt all of a sudden there’s a sub you know it’s usually one of those rap songs with horns in them really like her purr purr purr yeah you got to sync up with the horns oh wow Daru no that’s how it works