GMMore 691: Sucking Up Jacuzzi Air

oh and almost hit it hmm I got to keep my robe closed cuz this it’s a hairy forest under there yeah this is what this is made for yeah it’s like a like a Star Trek thing like that would mean a Star Trek alien it’s like a guy who’s a totally human except he has like a silver chest that’s the way they did like aliens what planet are you from sir would you like to go to the holodeck and Dave this is it it’s like a come on line look at that oh you should really take that chest to the holiday my chest is a holodeck you jerk just so you know that’s what ties are gonna look like in the future that’s what Spencer is gonna be listen to facial midline in ten years everyday he’s gonna come to work with us on just so you know this is shoved into my belly yes that’s how eyes of the future work the hinge point the anchor point is not the belly button Wow I’m afraid it might get a little damp mmm I feel a little loopy fine a little loopy after a whole breath for that long I think I made myself a little stupider now oh that’s what I was saying I’m over oxygenated nothing wrong you can’t be over oxygenated that’s like having too much fun well you can also have too many ever have too much fun too much fun Devine it’s like too much bacon too tight jeans who say who sang that song I don’t know some I don’t know some guy Google at somebody so I – too much fun I ain’t never hunted me like fun it’s a country music chart every body in the alley whoo singleterry Darryl single tap Darryl Singletary man what’s he up to Darryl call us baby hey Darryl sing Jerry you can’t have too much fun are you having too much fun now come have some fun trip in Singapore why why why are you talking smack and Dale Singletary that’s a great song no no no I mean I just I was inviting him to out for a good time too much fun can you can you read the lyrics to me too much fun the chorus please too much fun what’s that mean it’s like too much something no such thing what’s that mean it’s like too much money there’s no such thing it’s like a girl too pretty with too much class being too lucky a car too fast no matter what they say I’ve done well I ain’t never had too much fun ah man that’s like poetry well it’s a song which is a musical let me tell you what’s happening now you can barely tell because the robe is the same color I’m gonna tell you too much robe what’s that mean it’s like I’m gonna tell you a story every time had too much fun I’m loopy – oh man I got too much oxygen whoo that’s that record 328 that’s a record who does I mean get get who else is on the Internet’s gonna break that record I challenge no I can’t do that because they might hurt themselves you do it at your own risk but if you’re a if you’re a popular youtuber who has insured is insured I challenge you to beat my breath-holding record I want to hold the YouTube record 3 minutes and 28 seconds Redcorn against David Blaine I’m not gonna go SEF French dude I bet you’re glozell can hold a mean piece of breath ha ha ha I bet you she can glozell I challenge you to the breath-holding challenge ok speak that trick that I showed you how lips are already green I don’t know if you if I used that technique before or after I used it a bit this thing happened that I’m about to tell you um so remember are you telling me can I tell the story oh you weren’t there I know that’s why I was asking no you can’t tell it right because I wasn’t there my brother taught me that technique and he taught me that technique at summer winds any of you from Emerald Isle Atlantic Beach our line and down there on the out not really the Outer Banks but you know it is it’s Emerald Isle North Carolina there’s a resort a condo yeah we used to stay at the Oak Grove motel which is still there I drove by a few weeks ago actually when we were going home for a little bit and my parents we used to stay in the Oak Grove motel and that was one of those places that says color TV on the marquee sign yeah and we would stay there in two double beds for a week my family of four that’s how you vacation in like the 80s right one room more room for people and it was like it was the best thing ever I didn’t realize how weird it was but then one year my dad was like bad smell fine and we’re gonna splurge man we’re going somewhere where summer wins Frank Sinatra we each get our own bedroom well you know me and Cole got a bedroom my pants got better the summer wins but they had jacuzzis down there around the pools beachside and this is where you did the jacuzzi trick on me I believe whole figured out that you could go under and get on the bubble part and just breathe in the bubbles now I tasted like poison like what is going through that switch them which is not a red flag just keep sucking it down but he was just like man you can hold your breath for as long as you want and and you see a lot of visions we do we use this for two reasons number one was they didn’t like the children to be in the hot tub for too long and the lifeguard would come around until you to get out and so Cole said listen when we see the lifeguard coming we go down we get on the bubbles and he leaves like a teat an air teat I told you a movie it’s a well over oxygen oh man well you know what just happened yeah about five things just happen in Ravis existence see that in slow-mo ah okay well what started that chain of events a big piece of spit game over your mouth well before that it was the teat yeah we were talking about a good tea I said err cheat and archive and I write from my hand I try I try to get my hand out of the way and 60 good thing I got a robot yuck with ugly I caught the mug in the world okay Wow anyway I was on the air teat okay anyway so the next thing that happened was is there was there was a couple of girls now it’s probably like 12 or 13 years old and this girl is probably 15 ooh so the way out of my league but you saw her walking towards this that does uh no we saw her around and she was my brother’s age but that didn’t matter to me and I don’t know what I was gonna do it couldn’t even talk to her but I was like you know what we could do we could do that air type thing we didn’t call it air see that’s just a day we could do that air tea thing and then we’ll be in the hot tub on the air tea and she’ll get into the bathtub with her friends so right no sorry dude and this is so wrong when she gets up what note when she’s in there for a while then we’ll come up and venerable as if that wasn’t the creepiest thing ever like the swamp man I was 12 I thought it would be cool to like impress a girl by like waiting ten minutes after she’s been in a hot tub and like come up right next early like The Creature from the Black Lagoon coming up in your jacuzzi you you ran this plan by your brother I don’t know who came up with it but we both executed it you really yeah so you saw the girls coming in you’re like alright let’s go down and you went and you hid down underwater and they get in yeah and you wait for like ten minutes five minutes five minutes and you then slowly pop up emerge and then what did you say nothing nothing had nothing I thought Cole was gonna talk he was the old one he said nothing he had no game II did you sit there or did you get a high left they left of course they’re that in a running fashion right they’re like who are these kids they probably left there who are these little kids that have been on the air teeth all time we’ve been sitting in this hot tub I don’t recommend it I don’t recommend it for any I mean how did the cops show up after that no what were you back down I didn’t go back to the air to eat anymore haven’t got on my air teasing if I’m not seeing that term anymore but you’ve said it a lot I’m cooking over there uh yeah so anyway and you know since then I’ve done a lot of hot tubs and they don’t it doesn’t work the same what you should you know why it doesn’t work the same we can I tell you what you should have said okay go ahead what you should have said you should come out really slowly you shouldn’t invite you should have been like you know where are we cause I just came from like 50 miles inland like NEMA named like a city like I just came from Raleigh that’s what I would do now okay hmm I just know or you could have just been like I just I’m a I’m a Deep Diver I was looking for conch shells in the bottom of the hot tub you can’t do that I came out on the ocean because I wanted to I just forget I said this but I wanted to teach my children this technique not so they could use it on on girls but just because it’s a fun way to impress your friends if you can find the air teat but the hot tubs don’t work that way anymore the jet of air has bubbles in it but there’s air I mean water comes out yeah yeah the old school ones had separate little holes for the bubbles and maybe there are some of those out there but the new school went it’s just if you turn on the Jets and the bubbles it it comes from the same place I mean I went I put my mouth all around the bottom of a hot tub trying to find a good about a year deep you know that’s how you found out I’m joking downside why find the where the bubbles right I use my hands I didn’t use my mouth

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