GMMore 697: Rhett Reminisces About Eating Canned Corn

all right congratulations annalisa everybody wearing purple pants okay Emma when my prayer to hold hey listen your purple pants don’t paint show those purple pants everybody I’ve seen it you know he had those on and I was like where does he get those pants those are the pants that had a perfectly matching purple shirt from the belly button it’s my belly button music video those pants were at one point white but they were dyed and kids this is the lesson get white pants and get someone to dye them any color you want them so you can shake your booty in them and put it up against of spinning wheel oh you can only do that in purple pants y’all you can’t do that in yellow pants you can’t do that right pants you can’t do that in spring cold pants spring sprinkled pants like you know pants covered in sprinkles yeah I got a pair okay we were talking gratulations I’ve already done that yep we did we were talking you win have we already done that there’s something that is I think kids from people who grew up in the south in a certain era of time relate to and I you know I went into I went to I grew up in Georgia when I was really little and I’ll go back to my grandparents house who were in Georgia and your grandparents were in North Carolina course they were but all grandparents in the south are not deviated equal in the 80s did did something they had something in common they had the 8 ounce coke bottles in the little glass the glass coke bottles in the little six-pack thing and they would set him down and then they’d break him out and you would drink them and it was the way that they would show you love my dream my parents show you love that way my Papa Clyde would take me to the to the stores let us go to the store and they’d have those coolers where it was it was like a floor cooler that you would slide open the thing and reach down in there and pull out a bottled coke and what do they call it what did they call co Kohler coca-cola Co Kohler is well in common he got a Kokkola yeah my grandparents call it coca-cola so no coca-cola just Coco Lee I want to Coco Cola yeah and me and we only knew it as the eight it only existed as the 8 ounce glass bottle it did not get it I’m I’m saying I was reaching in my world and you’re only existed as that Oh like that there was no 2-liter bottle a plastic coke in like the early eighties was there I mean I didn’t I don’t remember that and I’m sure people will swear by the taste from a glass bottle you know you know what I’m saying it does taste it tastes like glass man um and then you would you’d get your 5 cents back from taking about but here’s what uh Popeye would do he would go and he would buy that and he would need to buy packing a UPS which is those six cheesy crackers with peanut butter or he would buy a thing of peanuts and he would put them into the coke yep because my grandparents did it put them inside of the coat is it do anybody relate to this they’re putting peanuts in the coke really so that that’s something that they didn’t listen this is were two states apart you know grandparents giving us this experience and Conoco kohler or coca-cola and putting peanut peanuts in the coke it was a magical experience you just take the peanuts and they would float I’ll tell you nothing that we don’t talk nothing that we did today was magical experience no it wasn’t but you know we either we either failed at trying something off Rosa but we did something stupid we rose above it Linc we made it we made it into something great define rise above it like not dying uh I mean I ate that junk at the end it’s still behind like hey I got I’m like trying to get it out I don’t write it’s it taste it and if it tasted like something that humans are supposed to eat yeah tasted not into something tasted like burnt accident I got into something that I wasn’t supposed to be in and I mean it like when a dog gets into trash yeah yeah right but he can’t help himself that dog likes trash duh dog like trash but we would in my in my aunt’s pond in Omega Georgia Oh Myka that’s what we called it Omega was it spelled Omega yeah I hope so it was of course it was but you said Omega and we would be at the pond and Helens pond and we would fish with cane poles oh yeah for bream with corn canned corn canned corn guns and creamed corn canned corn yeah you would take the canned corn and you’d put it on the hook and to be a bobber and you’d catch you catch bream all day and you would then I would eat the corn in between really in between fishing they didn’t feel I was drinking coke with peanuts in it you d know what horn is the fish bait it’s corn it’s human bait but it just happens to double as fish bait it doesn’t get any better than that you know you want to live life a little bit get a coca-cola get some peanuts get a killer Bowl get just a barn find a pond with your ass and go fishing eat some of that corn drink some that Cocola any somebody maintenance and you know what it doesn’t get any better than that people if I could press a button and be there right now this the smell of the canned corn the smell of the peanuts in the Kokkola the smell of a fresh brim I don’t bring up around because I still smell that fish and you know what we would do you know what they would do it’s all coming back it’s flooding back link they would fry that brim they would get we get all these brim back to the brim batter them throw I know we clean them we cut them down the middle we they taught the kids to reach in there pull the guts out teach a child to pull guts out of an animal come on live a little bit that’s for all you parents out there and if you’re a child learn how to cut the guts out of an animal come on live a little bit and then we would take those brim we did we scale on that so we cut their guts out and then we would take them I think you just came home first I don’t remember the order link all I know is there was coke Cola there was nuts there was corn there was brim we cleaned them then aunt ain’t Helen would take those things she would batter them up she would deep fry with the head and the tail on them and then she would be like the fish is served she would bring it out in a big basket and it was just all these fish just totally fried with like the fins coming out of them and you would just sit down and just eat the crap out of those things man that’s all right what what sorry what I sent so you’re on the verge of a lot of pain I don’t know what time but it’s okay I’m here for you man you want to get some fried brim I can’t give you that you know I can’t make you happy in that way do you think we can get fried brim if I said link are you about to cry I would yeah I am if you I want one of two things I want sprinkled pants or fried brim and I want it in the next half-hour can you make that happen for me I just lay here down now you had no right to look the other way don’t look back this way don’t look at me look over there I don’t know I’m just being stupid you just got so into it that I thought you gonna start crying and there’s no get you emotional I just want you to help me find some fried brim is it too much to ask that a man’s best friend can find him some fried brim that’s what I’m saying yes it is they pride don’t even have a brim out you’re doing they mean know what a brim is it’s the edge of something yeah what are you talking about a coffee cup crappy which is also a fish I could get you some cold brew coffee and put you could drink it to the brought up to the brim I fried up a mess of crappy yeah crappy that was also we didn’t have crappie in that pond they sound tasty don’t they they were so good they’re bigger than Bryn I’m hunger for some crackers out of crappie or a brim I don’t know no depends on the size of the bluegill I can eat a mess of crappie just pile it up high you think we’re jokin that’s the funny thing

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