okay the sweat that went in my nostril nuts is it technically is inside me a part of Eddie is inside me and it’s all a goodbye hey weird I think we’re gonna have to put him down calm down I’m never gonna make eye contact with them again just snap the neck guitar like in a lot of those violently I think I’ve killed Rhett and sound like probably 640 of these fort not in a total combat like in in we Lindy’s I probably killed you like 40 times I don’t know that I don’t know why it ends up that way a punching bag with my face on it um and I was like reaching for my glasses during that I’m still just going congratulations thank you miss Miller my granddad my Grande you so say you’re a fart smeller I mean smart feller he saw that was cell phone that’s the best that grandpa isn’t it is the only thing fun um so here we go for we have our punishments and I’ll give you I’m not really reading them ahead of time but we each have a masker that’s immersed in stank that we have to wear there’s a there’s a company Demeter is that marina that sells clones that smell like different bad things I got dirt Cologne here that’s nice though that’s rugged yeah I like that well what about this look at this funeral home not so much your normal home bombing fluid so what’s that smell or has it been sprayed in there already okay so I don’t have to whoa whoa oh you know what you’re strong it just melted I mean it just smells like dirt it’s not that bad unless you have to wear it for it smells like you’ve had your face just stuffed down into the dirt it smells like you went to the funeral home and now you’ve been buried in the dirt uh-huh it’s like a Febreze ish dirt it has a little bit of a fragrance ish we do it all right you think people buy these actually we’re novelty just not its novelty spray hey baby you only smell like dirt tonight that’s what he would say yeah I got I think the name is mud your scent it’s dirt boo how’s that it smells like how do you put one of those likes on a funeral home how so though what are the notes no duh well one of them is is flowers but like carpet cleaner and and Opie y’all try to do this this is junk no snow listen before you go under I don’t think I could stay under it smell the funeral home flowers carpet cleaner old people formaldehyde oh yeah yeah like intravenous preservative I don’t tell you what it makes me think of okay oh gosh y’all I can’t keep breathing oh you’re gonna get ran up in there to one nostril I’ll do one nostril or maybe just no no it burned how about ya are you guys all familiar with no no no that’s bad for your eye I gotta turn this thing is that you like I mean you gotta keep in mind my nose hairs are gone now let’s see who can put leave it on the longest I can still smell it how do I look you look great you look like you just got some clothes did you hear Dre on your chin chin implant in my butt I don’t have a beard anymore chin now did you guys spray the inside of the outside yeah maybe good thing I could tell I already did okay oh it’s so true I’m just gonna go like this oh goodness yeah okay yeah well Mel that all right I think there’s a lot happening I think we had just move beyond this I mean I can’t get my thoughts straight it’s just not good for brain so you may even um the brain you may not think this big right the doctor is well kind of things like you’ve given your bread like its own personality yeah Frank I don’t like this hey you’ve been traveling all over the nation I have talking this book you know it a door door to door hell yeah are you in like the RV or something no with this on the saspa whether you haul is like on the interstate mm-hmm um you know you’re hilarious okay this is hilarious all of it all of this is true from your brain yes no from brain from brain like no one rocked this for you no I I wrote the blow yourself no Joe’s father’s in this case I’m scared of ghosts right mm-hmm um now I’m just got rotting pork in my mouth I am destroyed I’m hat I’m hurting you know I’m good it’s just it’s fear factor okay um the angry Brazilian chapter yeah that’s about the one time I got a Brazilian tell me Oh let’s focus um you’ve had class we’ve had many crushes on fictional character I have I stand by them and we’ll cook and I’m honing in on this because of Paul Bunyan we have a connection to Paul Bunyan oh yeah we know it personally hook me up and um because yeah we were you know we were drawing I’m trying to tell the story and literally my brain brain brain cooperating with link right else’s brain is draining me and brain over here I’ll tell the rest of the story and then you can tell us about your list here okay we met every way in on and we were held in from recess for writing profanity on our desks colored pictures of Paul Bunyan and babe the Blue Ox that’s what you did while in detention and other mythical beasts which is why now our fans are called mythical beasts why the show is called good mythical morning all of that yeah it’s all it’s very deep so Paul Bunyan part of that because Paul Bunyan as you say here is is he is mythical yeah I mean umber three on your list well number two is Johnny Appleseed wow I’ve never seen a visual representation of Johnny Apple oh he was very handsome uh would Rock you know like an overall which is a confident move for a man yeah I’m just dropping his seed everywhere which sounds like a rap lyric Yeah right and then also just you know the the confidence it takes to wear a pot on your head I think oh he did that yeah why didn’t ya why do you where he did wear a pot on his head but why never explained goodbye took away to make applesauce with ya about caramel – we caught when you cook the apples down reduce them no candy candy apples that’s not what I can do that that’s that’s like the statue just diffident caramel I don’t know yes so I can smell his dirt I don’t exactly uh yeah in your number one well it’s not mythical but the brawny man how real he’s Illustrated he is Illustrated he’s gotten less good-looking over the years they’ve made him to clean right he used to be more rugged yeah he had a stache he had a beard and now right now it’s no bueno but oh my golly looks like he only got three sentences though Paul Bunyan got look few paragraphs well because you have to talk about babe oh right that jazz because that you’re marrying into a family and a lot of people don’t know this we’re off in the same state yeah North Carolina yellow North Carolina’s further away and and you’ve been to North Carolina I’m gonna be around your book silently well alright go boy it’s great you’ve been reading North Carolina to sell the book yeah I was in Raleigh like 24 hours ago did you have any of the old friends come up to the book signing kind of like some awkward moments I wouldn’t say awkward moments but it is awkward when someone wants you to sign their book that you know very well you know one to me because then they expect you to write something meaningful and like it’s a yearbook thing exact have a great summer raise hell all summer long Yeah right mmm-hmm please sign my crack I was big on that one on yellow yeah you start at the bottom of the top when signing to cry either way either way yeah I mean you gotta go horizontal so you turn your like face if you’re right-handed or left-handed I wanted to be the first time you crack exactly who did ever my senior it was somebody those work too of the class every solution see your brain just went zombie – what’s here in rough shape what’s the worst thing you ever smelled before today that you didn’t yourself create oh that was a great little tag on the end um worse think of oh when I was little we were it was Easter and we were doing an Easter egg hunt with dyed eggs but it was raining outside so he did it indoors and we didn’t find one of them I was in like a piece of pottery with a little closed top and we found it two months later and my brother and and like one of us dropped it you opened the pottery thing well and then like oh we found it oh yeah I gotta work so rotten egg I went down to the pond lakes mall it was a very small lake called while it’s a pond like small you could literally jump over one part of it but there was all Bunyon of you there was there was ducks there there was ducks yeah never some ducks down the duck legs and we found I love the back story we found that the eggs is little kids and we would like wait for them to hatch and a little kiss or whatever but or what who knew what they never know sometimes just dragons died away they say hatch but in the baby ducks were swimming around but then like a week later we go back and there’s still one egg that didn’t hatch and it kind of looks like it’s softening up a little bit like this thing didn’t hatch and I was rotten and me and chip Dinklage ship dig peter dinklage is actually his name-o from Game of Thrones well we called him Jim Jim it took our elf we took a stick down there and I came it was a hot summer day and I just made contact with the egg and it exploded Joshua’s full duck embryo yeah I got baby duck all over me like baby duck jam yeah there’s probably a delicacy somewhere it we’ve probably eaten it on this show already yeah totally yeah we have it’s like Balu balut what is it Balu isn’t that like somebody’s pet oh yeah you have that County what’s the worst thing what ever smelled um Gregg’s aunt Ruby passed away but it wasn’t her you guys have some morbid she was all my worries she was removed from the house and then Greg was like well but they’re not gonna leave her there they’re gonna know we’re not surprised and so then Greg’s like hey guys my aunt Ruby who just passed away lived in the mountains of North Carolina and if ice we can go and have a weekend there this isn’t College no it wasn’t it was ology we were already married oh yeah that’s right the three of us we can take our wives our wives to it because it’s a morose Mountain weekend it’s a mountain week because this is the honeymoon we’ve been married for like a year and we thought this would be like an awesome thing so six of us went to this house but then we get there and it turns out Greg’s plan was he had been tasked to clean out aunt Ruby’s house no any tech Jenny made us tag along for it and then we were and we think the place is haunted we’re like you know how you started by life so bad Ruby’s watching us and it’s we’re not getting creeped out and then we go up to this like creepy refrigerator is creepy kitchen and it look totally normal open the freezer and the thing has been defrosted but it’s full of meat oh yeah and we didn’t see it but when we we like there was like meat Jesus like II easing out of the bottom of the fridge oh Kitchen Nightmares it is though it was the worst smell I’ve ever smelled and then we had to clean that stuff up we didn’t know you but you just trashed the fridge in that case yeah he pushed it off the mouse I know baby speaking spick-and-span did great you got to take that to the dump what’s Ruby good ghosts gonna eat out of Ruby goes where we go that was a ruby trap