GMMore 726: Drinking a Gross Vegan “Meat” Smoothie

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season seven and a season before that you know we have two seasons of good mythical morning a year typically with a few week break in between each season so we can rejuvenate but one other thing you got to rejuvenate when we come back we’re going to be like glowing it’ll be like we’re we ready so tan and pregnant we want I plan on be strengthen ties in myself okay look I got to do some research we’ll be proud to take three weeks to figure out I’ll need that glow I need that pregnant glow in retrospect this dog was it it was very nasty but we’ve eaten so many nasty things on the show yeah these people that go and get this food we’re just having so many nasty things that I was like they’re gonna get some crazy stupid weird liver dog or something like that for the last thing and it tasted so bad I couldn’t get it down I was I was sure that they had sabotage dolls but it turns out it was just what’s it made out of they don’t even know things you just know that it’s not meat or it is meat the dog vomit the dog is not meat just be good thing and it’s so huge its grow all right now what we’re gonna do wrap somebody eats that for real all right guys this is gonna be this is gonna be a nasty meat shake slide open food we we earned our punishment I’m glad we’re in this together I wish I had to just gotten one of those I got both of them wrong yeah I mean they stuff why I sell to another so here’s what I’m putting in I’m putting in this is a vegan sausage and fake cheese all right now while you’re putting that in there I will acknowledge something that I’ve heard many a vegan say and here is vegetables fruits and seeds vegetables fruits and seeds in that sausage all right so this is fake fish uh most vegans say guys you can’t you can’t eat vegan substitute meats and and say the vegan food is bad like is he going to have their own the whole offerings of things that are just not meat based but we just isolate it down to the meat substitutes sure tonight just just to say that this I know this is not what vegan food is in general this is the bad side of you now what it this is this is fake chicken vegan chicken vegan fish vegan sausage oh gosh now do and then vegan hotdog vegan sausage dog which I’m not going to put the stuff that I regurgitate it in there but this is yeah I want some Satan dude look at the real chili around it right and then alright do we want to put anything that’s real in there or we just going totally vegan shake put everything in there there’s some you want to put the lettuce in there no just a different meat products turkey bacon turkey bacon turkey more Turkey more Turkey more Turkey golly look at this stuff primal strips that you know I Internet some good taste so I’m gonna keep that you’re joking right yeah what you got in here what made the difference on that is the texture you’ll see if you can open it up real quick I’ll see how I figured it out you said it was teriyaki they told us in between rounds that it was teriyaki flavoured I’ll show you how I figured it out it was very much like it looked like a like a uncooked organ when I was ripping it like this I was like man that’s fibrous right so that’s that seems like me right but then I went like this and meat does not do dissected meat does not do that oh yeah you did that why are you putting that in after you’re like mmm don’t put the classic in there this is gonna we need a what yo right you gotta have some water got some right no throws from Chile and they’re sure Chile you know Bergdahl oh we need water in a doll in the in the face okay I’ll put myself some water you want the water can we get some more water please oh I think this may be enough it might be I want it to be kind of thick well mission accomplished it will be based on what I’m seeing okay you see this look on my face I can’t help I have this type of I’m about to be grossed out because I have to swallow this so I just don’t have any comment so much more that’s enough blend it that’s enough blend it friend it okay blend it and make it splendid another hole there’s not a hole there it’s not gonna like hit me in the eyeball is it right oh that’s nice that’s nice sauce is just like jumped out like a fish no it looks like vegetable soup day it is good this is going whoa oh you want it you want it you want it to be I’m glad we’re not demonstrating this blender smoothie program this is her this has never been programmed Oh blended this splendid splendid and blended give me your cup you don’t want to go any any we’re gonna go full gross here you want it we want it like plop plop take a wheel guess not bad if you think of it like clam chowder or something I was thinking more like spaghetti sauce yeah take of it like that poor Dan poured out yeah I’m just going to assist meaty meaty meaty spaghetti yeah yeah all right right I’ve been moved for pastas meeting meeting me up here we go wait for it dog food consistency a dollop will do you that’s more than just it’s just meat sauce but it’s cold and it’s not meat sauce this isn’t exactly a smoothie no like ice cream like we need a what it’s not gonna be cold why notice we just hold we need two spoons now we need spear now I don’t need anymore yeah I get it get ready big spoon get me a little spoon all right kids Oh chains come on I’ll take the same size spoon you want to oh look at this that’s like a parfait it’s a meat birthday flavor a Pinkberry just think of it like this like oh they’re trying some high-protein thing yeah now it smells like spaghetti sauce I can do this I’m not gonna think about anything I feel like I’m gonna throw up before ate it you got someone who generate golly like worry what I do this match two spoonful of fake meat helps the medicine go dog why do we do this we do this for you who is who would benefits who benefits do you benefit from this wonder why we need a three week break Eddie’s uh raises hammer yeah now let’s compare the size of our spoons it’s pretty even man a little more than you what no look how wide that is oops um dollops Shem dog okay are you gonna eat the whole spoonful I once my donkey lipid okay I have to go to a different place spaghetti sauce spaghetti so who needs noodles when you can just have the sauce yeah me okay gosh you want to do this what what do we did you get some it’s just so much lip I donkey what what’s up what’s at stake here if one of us gets this down what does he win there’s no steak here so stupid yeah I can do it I got dirt what if what if we like went oh and then we cut it the last second maybe we should well let’s just do it let’s here let’s a comic is already turning over I don’t know why so I got an idea for the people who’ve scrubbed through good mythical more to see us do this let’s act like we’ve done it and so they’ll go through and they’ll see it they’ll see it like like this no like go it I got a bunch on the Box go ahead and get rid of make it empty and just be like and then act like we’ve just done it and that way we’re rewarding those of you who didn’t scrub through yeah this is for those scrubbers this is for you scrubbers are the anti scrubbing campaign oh here we go right I did it harder to deal with it’s actually good I loved it harder to do dirt is great I’m a ventriloquist you know what I’ll do it I’ll take another bite ha I got all my now – okay all right what Eddie that doesn’t meet your state I’m so glad we did that all right so now here we go this would you get scrubbers scrubs don’t want no scrubs scrubbers ooh god it can’t get no love for me um okay here we go equal ish a little bit more your mouth is smaller than mine but your body’s bigger okay oh man all one bite Oh boom bite my little all right I’m gonna watch you do it well no why where’s me sense let’s do it at the same time just like two guys jumping off a cliff together are you gonna yeah but we’re not gonna hold hands so are you gonna put it in your mouth and swallow immediately are you gonna put it in your mouth and hold it there for a while and I haven’t thought about it I haven’t thought about in that much Mike tail well I what what I’m suggesting is that you just write when you write when you eat it I don’t know it we don’t have I don’t think we have discuss it too much really I mean it’s pretty simple it’s pretty straightforward thing oh yeah okay I gotta this happens naturally know what happens is it gets to phase one but I don’t get it to phase two yeah yeah well is this are you gonna go straight to phase two I don’t know man the problem is is that it’s not even that bad you pause it’s over right right right right right right to be fully committed from the beginning so you’re just gonna go I’m doing Waku Waku by you all right here we go oh gosh three two first one so there it’s all a little look into my mouth I’m slowly taking it out of one compartment and putting it to another spaghetti sauce it’s actually easy hmm wow that’s going into a climactic all right you know what how much we give me the whole thing for give me $5 for everything I swallowed before you get that one down deal deal I can’t put any more in my system but you know what there’s something to this guy’s the little shake there’s a there’s a point I’m so I’m proud of myself I’m proud of us ooh Wow got heavy all of a sudden I took a different train you don’t like I took the slow train you shouldn’t have done that just think of it like the regurgitated digestion of your worst enemy think of it like all of this poor excuse for meat it’s not even meat it actually makes it not that gross whew but it is you know what what’s going to hit you in a second there’s gonna be a like an egg of heaviness right there and it’s going to hit the top of your stomach in t-minus 20 seconds and then what’s going to happen you’re going to say you know what are you right nine eight seven six Oh feel any egg five four must’ve taken a different different way to egg do you feel it

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