GMMore 728: Did Rhett Get into a Fight Recently?

you guys a pretend okay pretend play I only know three words that start with P please pretend PI’s push people past pretend places uh please do that thank you I honest and why did we all turn I was going to say let’s see how long we can go with just peace and and I’ll just say a few it doesn’t have to alternate it doesn’t Penelope praises Paul particularly passionately pretty I may have found links gift pass maybe not Pookie um Penelope praises Paul pretty pass Pookie Peter protects panties okay good portent Lee Polar Sea I just want to add a word polar uh I can’t make an actual sentence if you want me to just say words that start with the P polarizing speak polarizing premonitions particularly pacify people people’s hash pretensions hmm now you go polls particularly I thought he said particular attend proper potatoes and doesn’t what I can’t what are verbs that start with P push put push Peters pal packing Pacquiao packs punches hahaha alright I mean I’m not gonna I’m not gonna participate anymore please pass potatoes Pam patiently um what are we doing you’re gonna tell a story of your dad’s I mean hacking a female prisoner why did he attack a female prisoner dates not what I said you didn’t use it like that did you dad was attacked by a female prisoner let us have it man my dad was a lawyer and he’s a law professor now and I think he was either just starting out in being a lawyer or he was like working at the courthouse for something like helping a lawyer with something all I know is that he was there like at the desk and there was people there was women at least a woman in like a cell or she was being transported or something I really don’t remember him any details all I know is that she like bum-rushed him and like hit him with something knocked him down and ran away knocking about and escaped yeah I think she was caught very shortly after and he may have been your dad lost me and I I don’t know the details it may have been like a team of them I like to think it was a team but it could have just been one he was bum-rushed by a female prisoner and knocked down that’s it huh I’m gonna have to call him big ticket to actual detail really you want to come right now I don’t because you say if you don’t recall um what about the story of like the advice about the fight your dad would give advice he was like if you ever find yourself about to being a fistfight well he didn’t but he never put it that way he just said was this a true story this is a true story he’s done it is not advice is just he tells a story you can take it as if you I will my dad was a little guy he was only five nine he still is five nine and he some he was it like a new kid at high school and it was one of those Jimmy wants to fuck what my dad’s name is Jimmy so let’s say Tom wants to fight you after school and Jimmy Tom’s to fight Jim tom was a big dude you know six foot four they call it ballplayer they call him big Tom probably called him big Tom and with fists like hammers my dad was small but my dad was smart and so they get out they’re smarter than time and there’s a circle of people around and Tom comes out there’s all right Jimmy let’s fight and dad says um you know what that’s a nice sweater you should probably take that off before we fight I’m not making this up my dad doesn’t make stories up like this and he started to take his sweater off and we got it above his head my dad beat the crap ha ha ha you pulled it over his face in the guy’s face and dead ha ha ha ha and just punched him until he fell down the old nice sweater trick and he was like you never mess with me and no one ever messed with the mattre day cause he’s like a new kid and that’s why I tell my kids to carry around nice sweaters with them because you cannot give it to something out where you want to take it you might put on this nice sweater and then you should probably take that off and then that’s it I mean if somebody’s got if somebody’s got a shirt on it’s like you know what let’s do this let’s do this bare chest I mean there’s always some are you going listen is a bitch at shirt off boom you going I you know it’s like a story from Tom Sawyer there’s a ran through a fight yesterday ran right through a fight what are you talking about I was jogging around a park near my house and okay so you’re RT lying you were jogging no been jogging quite a bit and good for you and in listening to audible while jogging that’s how I read now I jug read by listening to books it makes you be that you can go a lot further when you got something listened to back in the day when I did had nothing to listen to or good you want to keep running if you yeah this music you like stop halfway through if it’s a book it’s like man I guess I ran uh seven miles this weekend because of the books that were I was listening to Wow but so I I’m going around and I like see this group of dudes mostly dude some women mixed in and it’s one of the situations where there’s like one guy really wants to fight another guy but the other guys are trying to keep him back was this in like a park setting it was like the parking lot along the edge of the park they had all been like hanging out at the park and then they were all like leaving and apparently somebody said something that somebody didn’t like and the dude was massive and there was like three guys kind of holding back and he wouldn’t let up and then I went all the way around the track which is two miles however long that takes and I come back you’re still fighting and they’re still trying to keep the guy from him you kidding like he hadn’t cool down at all but he hit and fought yet what was the other guy doing were they holding both guys back with no I was just like I was like what are you juggling to do a she’s young was just kind of like I’m ready for anything but you have to hold me back cuz I don’t want to fight uh he was in that position don’t want a little like a chump but I don’t really he didn’t want to leave oh wow and you ran right in between them the first time you ran right in between them the first time so the first time half of the group was on one side of the trail and the other side was in the parking lot and it was a bunch of people like in the dirt trail that goes right past it and I like ran through and like I realized what was happening and I was like whoa what does a guy like they throw up against the car like right when I went by in the car would make like this boom sound and and then when I read ran back around so I’m gonna go through the parking lot so I ran I didn’t see the details at that second time you could have just gotten in a little punch and kept going like I thought like what if I get residual punch the first time you know I’m not gonna be good I don’t think I could take a punch very well mm-hmm again I mean did he have a shirt on he still did have a shirt on thank you buddy totally you should take that shirt off it’s nice I don’t think I think I would hurt myself punching someone with their shirt over their head I’ll go in there like and something I you know I miss and hit shirt all shirt I’d I would I’d shirt stranglings what I’d do I’d grab that shirt and be like hey let’s see how that goes over you

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