GMMore 739: Shocking Ourselves with an Electric Fly Swatter

lay down tears uh what you watch I don’t have a chair woody so I usually put the patient’s in my lap okay having done this you’re gonna need a rest first all right let me see if you’re awake okay where do I spit oh I wouldn’t do that I’m not though oh okay Oh all right stand back up and I would and I will I’m gonna well you wanna go and get one of yours over with no no no all right ah shoot man shoot man I got you doused me with the water the backwash from your sniper I wash I don’t backwash I don’t backwash and I don’t I don’t need any of your hints um miles on a roll I did man I miss those for entertainment value good job only just to make you guys have okay so we have to shock five times each and uh it’s this is not like the shock cane or anything like that I mean this is supposed to kill flies but can I point a couple of things out one it’s called the executioner – it has a warning that says hold by handle do not touch grill when red light is on but that’s what we’re about to do exclusively hey yeah I think you should go first is to test it out see what it’s like and I’ll hold it for you oh I’ll hold it for you should I have my other hand like on surrounded she’ll be naked no should I oh um here go I mean if it’ll kill a fly it’s not gonna kill me well that doesn’t make sense if it doesn’t kill a fly Killick fly it would definitely want to kill you but we don’t knows kill a fly it could also kill a human pull this little thing touch it something about the album oh I thought they ended it thing you lit up was that just in my eyes isn’t lit it was what do you mean the end of it the whole in turned garnder well no it’s orange it just sparsh holy crap man I wasn’t expecting that that’s one for me I hurt you did it hurt you you find out did it yeah Oh red lights on it’s not like to north ends of a magnet how did you do it so you’re so brave you’re so brave what I lack of what I lack oh it’s not that bad it’s a lot scarier than anything alright so I’m going to ask you another one and then we each have four more shots but we’ve got some that we didn’t play out though we could like play along as you do this so oh gosh your word is play along at home and shock yourself too if you get this wrong we’re going to shock ourselves after each one of these okay well you if we if we get it right we still shock ourselves cuz this is not the game anymore right but I drink but don’t shock yourselves at all Stevie says Rainn Wilson right right gigabytes rain gigabytes yeah gig gigabytes drive driving rain rain ever it’s a good that’s a good guess that could have been correct but I didn’t think about gigabytes uh hard drive hard hard rain okay nope gigabytes it’s another thing it’s not just a descriptive term of both of them take you I’m going to take you about surprise get hurt oh there’s my bad shoulder don’t hit my bad shoulder Oh broken heart oh thank you well you started it what you did nerd didn’t ya pretty bad really you go your shirt is your shirt is different than mine my shirt conducts electricity yours doesn’t leader says cacti what’s your main out of what’s your mood are you here’s your hint yeah I’m not really following this storage storage rain and gigabytes storage mm-hmm yeah units see you’ve lost it because of nothing says I’m nothing at stake now I can’t adapt your ability rain rain the rain part I’m just not I’m just not following like precipitation precipitate no cold / cold / is still cold Ram gigabytes gigabytes storage storage of what if rain have to do with storage that gigabytes is obviously a measurement of storage what does rain have to do with reservoir nope go up cloud oh cloud cloud so I basically gave you that one so give me one now we both have three more shocks to give so give me one in the middle of me guessing just to like increase the okay I exams I exams and attitudes I exams and attitudes there’s not a lot of exposed flesh as you’re facing your two hands that’s all I got I mean I’ll expose an elbow yeah that’s good what I’m just going to be ready I exist I can’t think at all and that’s their eye exams and attitudes attitudes bad or bad bad attitude warmth bad warmth eye exams are uncomfortable eye exams are intrusive eye exams are necessary high exams should be scheduled every year arel annually irrelevant eye exams are done by a professional an optometrist irrelevant I exams actually cold cold specifically to that point cold professional so you like no jerk can just do an eye exam mm-hmm kinda like a dental use that you said I exams are done by optometrist and I said cold eye exams when was I oh good gosh Oh didn’t you it doesn’t even make a smart Oh could you light it on there dang it man oh uh sure here I can smell it smells like can I hold this uh what do you mean roll up your sleeves I have a min yet oh man hurt you burned your hair sorry did does stink in here done this yeah I got you let’s go I have a lot on there though gosh I have two more of those to receive you have three to receive yeah I don’t give me a hint I exams long lines attitudes everybody’s got them opinions like eye exams everybody’s got opinions are like attitudes in eye exams at a tube I’m it’s too hard we’re doing people with bad attitudes give you an eye exam we had to wait a long line the DMV right the D so attitudes and I exams okay I guess okay let me give you another one hey don’t do it on my face man cuz we’ve already proven that it burns burns things um I don’t my face burned over this roll up your sleeve buddy I rolled up my sleeve because your shirts rubber um which one am I gonna ask here I got a really pointy elbows Oh cracks plumbers say crack donkeys you said a bad word if I mind you it’s not yeah it’s tonight once you do that you but it was a way to put it down I’m not right you were you were too right um donkeys cracks I didn’t even think about Eddie Oh after that Oh oh yeah I forgot about some of that too that’s not right no this is it that’s not right I mean made it technically is right right I’ll give you it I’ll give you a hit tourism tourism mmm cracks yeah donkeys yeah Grand Canyon that’s it yeah we’re the cracks on day all in there’s a big one at the bottom and there’s lots of them everywhere you look cracks yeah I think there’s lots of cracks at the Grand Canyon it’s one big crash right right right is that correct that is correct I mean I came up with it I said it’s correct okay uh I guess technically is not a lot cracks to the green there are there there’s cracks everywhere at the Grand Canyon have you ever been I wouldn’t say that the carrot the Grand Canyon elvis’s is characterized by cracks as much as it’s characterized by like what is a crevasse but an open crap big crack one big crack or a river it’s not a crack is a gorge I know but I was trials there trying to make it more difficult Gospels and Donkey give me one how many of these do you owe me two licks yeah the military and fried chicken the kernel it doesn’t pop you think it got two fingers at the same time I think it it made an arc between the index and the middle finger gosh if it makes a spark that means it didn’t hurt you’re gonna learn if it doesn’t give the right answer because I can you’re you’re passing up the Pavlov in your inbox Pavlov and now it’s hurting here and it’s starting to go up to here are you King you’ll find out um what’s your run the hell that was gonna be goatee oh gosh hold out your finger just like I did gosh I wouldn’t recommend holding out your ring finger huh really hmm hold it steady are you doing it now I’m letter I’m waiting to the right moment just hold your fist out and just concentrate on the words I’m going back to this because I like this one mosquitoes malaria let’s get us lawyers lawyers court lawyer maybe seen using mosquitos in court before I don’t have any idea mosquitos in court lawyers lawyers mosquitos I can’t think of anything with a racket I brought you down to my level swarms of mosquitoes are there’s lots of lawyers involved with mosquitoes there’s lots of mosquitoes and uh like Africa he just fired up my did that hurt cuz I saw a spark yeah hurt this part makes it hurt worse oh I was just gesture yeah I just got one of the mosquitos but not a lawyer mosquitos here’s the hint movie mosquitos and lawyers there’s a movie about lawyers in a place where there’s lots of mosquitoes oh it’s a movie about lawyers in the south I love those in southern lawyer moves wedding southern lawyers that’s the name of the movie I’m sure it is somewhere mosquitos and lawyers let’s say a mosquito but there’s plenty of them in the movie I guess well there’s one in the movie is it animated hmm parts of it not really did a famous mosquito no yes and no I don’t have a name I don’t know anything about this oh you know a lot about this I do you’d wanna you’d want to know a lot about this if you weren’t doing what you’re doing about pelean 200 Oh dress apart yeah lots of lawyers in your ass apart right what are the lawyers coming when people die they stay get sued I guess in the first one there’s lawyers come in Oh in the first one yeah yeah yeah hmm okay Jurassic Park all right you owe me one more shock all right let’s just get it over with if I give me one more okay King Kong and the Romans King Kong and the Romans both needed to wear more clothes King Kong and the Romans both Harry King Kong and the Romans King Kong climbed buildings buildings cut climbing buildings King Kong climb buildings to kill Bo Roman Baths okay cool check out their sandals really cold roman stick it out there just to get a letter right today I said roman roman candle no Roman Romans came on climb buildings cut King Kong climbed the Empire Empire the Roman Empire at the build an empire it climbed an empire Empire State Empire Empire right so hot you’re so hot you said it basically empire building you’re joking right if I just ate mill yeah you just got me a little bit oh I think I got her tied yeah yeah you got me you heard it did hurt yeah he said Empire State empire building all right last one um I’m trying to make this one harder marshmallows say marshmallows Bill Murray ghostbusters we killed it you killed it what happened Oh ed that’s it pretty much hahahaha dang it you took your ticket for the team I mmm Wow I need to go take a shower yeah gotta go he found my bridge you

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