GMMore 740: Jen is a Puny Spore McGee

okay guys next up here you’re not gonna believe it’s it’s a beautiful flip-flop no it’s just a flip it doesn’t flop I tried to make it flop but it won’t because the thing is Gong is gone it’s a fall gone flip-flop it is all Thung is gone that’s all you need to know flop is flip step right up I don’t know what give us yours guy but just log on to CBS flip flop without a song comm don’t go to without a song calm though yeah alright welcome to good mythical mo or um like I said we got this insulting ater book which why you need some snappy insults we’re gonna have those day we’re gonna work those up but first you know what day you use is Thursday starts with T and Thursday is it H is the next letter didn’t you in an ominous Anna DNA in an M&A and I today all right hey gents I’m sorry for making you lurk there whoa don’t want to make you alert no lurk it up lurk it up so uh before we get to the insult inator what do we have all right half so we got the next mythical male museum item over here hollow is a shell as you can see then I see that it’s a remnant of a shell it’s from a me in Michigan a mini Michigan nice for you know what it could be pretty cool show this is what the cavemen ate ice cream on I oftentimes think that like paleontologists take like speculative liberties with all types of like dinosaur things well losers dinosaur this dinosaur had feathers in its mouth which it used to make food fly it flew food into its esophagus I don’t think any paling dog has has ever said this and this is an a dinosaur ice cream cone there’s a little of the little scoop went here and then a bigger scoop went over it now that make all the dinosaurs would get together and they would say hey do you Retton lake but i will put up my paleontology shop I’m not inviting you my name is Amy from Michigan that’s she says my name is Amy from Michigan I love that I wonder if she introduces it that way Amy do you do that yeah I just recently got hooked on you guys and GMM thanks to my 16 year old niece her name is Megan from Michigan now she’s Megan by the way her name is Megan by the way my name is Amy from Michigan in 1994 my mom won a cruise to the Bahamas from her job while there we went to the Blue Lagoon Island where they shot the actual movie many many years ago have not seen that movie is Blue Lagoon Island is that famous no comment on that one what is that what do you mean is it an inappropriate movie no it just has Brooke Shields in it when she was like 14 but she’s kind of playing like kind of a sexy part you know so it’s a little controversial that sounds weak I don’t necessarily recommend it but she doesn’t mention it neither should we when they shot the actual movie many many years ago pretty shouldn’t in it while while walking the beach I found this swirl rock I thought it was cool and took it home see she thinks it’s the rock and we think it’s a shell I think it ice cream I feel like it’s a fossil but I think we can all agree that it’s special I’ve kept it all these years to remind me of that trip my mom passed away this year unexpectedly so it means even more to me Wow but I have a lot of memories and wanted to share one with you guys I hope I make the wall of course you’re making the wall keep up the amazing work love Amy a fan from Michigan she changed your name to Amy a fan for me all right Amy yeah we’re I mean we’re honored that you would send us this memento of you and your mom’s relationship and why don’t you take it and give it a special place in the mythical male museum yeah so so mail us your stuff and tell us in the letter why it’s cool or special or meaningful to you smaller than a soccer ball so that we can encompass it in bulletproof plastic glass what is a flat ball it better be pretty meaningful because that and it’s not see a soccer ball going up there just doesn’t seem like it would fit this is like Pele’s if you keep you have Pele soccer melee to it we will put that in the museum uh and what let’s do this okay so we got this you want to read it all to each other you’re pinching me you sorry who do you think you are some scabby knuckle pirate yeah you me to read this you want to read it uh I play it do you read link wowzers I’m a big fan of your show yay I thought in years he saying it he said yeah he’s saying yeah and his name is Kay it’s a woman named Kate right I thought you might get some use and chuckles with my new book the insulting ATAR it will be perfect sitting right there on the desk if you’re in need of a zinger on your show you know we need to insult each other you drooling lip baby drilling lip baby cheering like that thank you for taking the time I would love to know what you think men give me a turn can we each have a turn yep like we create our own sure you spot it splash tube okay all right I can see that would you actually call somebody any of these things absolutely hey Jen why don’t you shut up with love and insult you puny spore McGee all right let me have my date but if it’s a count it can be used as a calendar but you can just do it randomly moving we got we just can’t settle that on one day we got to go through the whole let’s go through all three oh five days right now insult me give me your best you secondhand smudge pit oh that’s the best one so far if somebody call me that I’d be upset yeah it sounds terrible hey why don’t you leave me alone you blubbering give it tough time little burger blubbering fiddle bird now um differently I actually bought a book called snappy insults snappy put-downs and funny and snappy put-downs as funny as we both bought it cuz it came to the book fair right and we both bought it a bookmobile the bookmobile and I never once memorize any of them but they were I want to see what my birthday equals on that oh you do huh your fuzzy snack nibbler hey you you musty just for the board of advice you should get to the whole thing and then say it all together hey you you’re really behaving like a rusty Thunder McGee yeah that’s why I just have Missy in here I don’t like that well there’s more on the backs too oh yeah there’s more on the back you must eat under sickle it’s a secondhand booger plug so get out of my face you limp all right come on back bunny hey you’re doing legend news um what are you a double worshipping loksat haha really hogging it remember that one you what me what does he meet stick me but what did I get on the back well I got it Oh devil worshipping trash sack and last but not least for me I’m gonna find it really doing so huh what we don’t even know what you’re saying and you Carrera hi easy sickles a good one yeah mmm gaping blubber rocket you failed you took too long all right thank you love what’s your what’s your birthday June November 6th what day of the week it’s gonna be a Friday this year really yeah I don’t get sad what’s news sad that you know that you know why it’s at what’s your date of birth day kicks you know why it’s sad give me a second now tell you that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard you son of a blubber nugget of a son of a blubber nugget okay my birthday is October 11 that’ll be on Sunday I mean there’s more Sundays Oh Robbie they go with ya yeah there’s plenty Sunday October 11th Roberto de knocker well dude you’re nothing but a grubby toad nozzle grubby toad knockers got a I’m gonna I’m gonna get I’ll get yours um June June first I kind of go into 2016 for this guy’s gotta wait a long time Wednesday June 1st 2016 Wednesday Wednesday Witness day but you can’t wait for that year psycho lip pirate that actually kind of makes the most sense yeah I mean if if I’ve learned anything that’s applicable it’s just at sickle on the end of anything like yeah yeah dumb fart sickle you just like I’m just imagining what a fart sickle is oh I think it’s a poop it’s a really cold poop ass but it’s kind of blood don’t say ask Antarctic ask one of our kids I’m sure they’d be like this night is you know in that documentary on the farts about people who live at our ruptured slobber pick a ruptured tater pit Oh gross people who live at ruptured tater pits Oh panting Manikandan slithering panicky that sounds like a compliment are you a random one real quick hae-jin again getting up look I love it you hopeless log knocker hmm yeah yeah yep I like hopeless he said you know what we need to do we all need to turn one so you turn this one I’ll turn this ax and then we’ll just we’ll just keep rapid fire no rapid fire so just we read that Jen okay hopeless sludge rocket son of a flesh sickle Oh rocks we should just stop there thank you so much nickel it’s kind of flush nickel I’m actually gonna say that tonight somebody all right you secondhand spore puffs get the heck out of here