GMMore 743: Who Did Link Meet at the Doctor’s Office?

and you just saw it it was that was its you know we value these winners so much that we stop and we make these things just for that person yeah right like it was just for and you know it was hard to say the name but we figured it out and we’re very consistent in how we how we said it and you probably have noticed mythical beasts that many of you said there’s too many wind faces on the wheel of mythicality too many people are winning and it’s not specially more well it took a few weeks to get to a winner did we we made it more special this is the third week of season eight that’s the first one we’ve had right so that person’s extra special so welcome to good mythical more I got a story about physical therapy which requires me explain why I’m going to physical therapy but that’s now isn’t about that pot I wanted to be a pity party well you need well but you got to give context and but submit a g-man when a stock g-man win face if you want to win some is it because you’re a lizard person and you’re getting some sort of therapy to deal with that like some sort of lotion Scotian all right do you have explosion yes or your scaly I didn’t know you would ever know about disclosure but now that you do yes I do um so I’ve just had lingering shoulder issues so like my shoulders just been hurting a little bit okay and then my knee was hurting a little bit and then it finally gets to a point where I can’t lay I sleep late like I like to I like to sleep on my right side y’all and I can’t do that and even when I just did that it hurts my shoulder and I couldn’t so when you lay down when you sleep couldn’t uh wash the does the middle nut back like in between my shoulder blades like this hurts like it hurts right now even oh you wash between your shoulder blades yeah yeah it’s real dirty in there yeah it’s where your shoulder blades come to get so you know I just let the water from the shower like sandblast that part is there sand in your shower no but I mean how dirty came between my shoulder blades get in my veins I was some sort of like well let me look I’ll tell you a slate who grabbed things with my shoulder blades but I’m not I’m not really seeing how dirty is I’m just saying I couldn’t clean it I want to okay but the left arm won’t work the left arm I had to alter my whole shower routine in order to utilize my left arm or you could put a sponge up against the side of the shower and rub like like a dog like a dog running a cat cows will rub against posts anyway dogs bunch so calm um probably exists I went to the doctor which is another story in and of itself that I’m not going to go into okay um and then afterward he said well you got you should go to physical therapy they can’t you know I can tell by your posture you know you know your shoulders are kind of going this way they’re kind of going in and if you physical therapy they’ll show you some exercises and help open up your your shoulders so that there’s better alignment basically I never thought of you someone who had hurdlers was like when this right but he could tell there’s a there’s a little bit of this as opposed to was in the tracksuit would be like this turquoise tracksuit and my knee it’s just my kneecap doesn’t track pop properly because my gluteus minimus is under conditioned oh my god I have a weak gluteus minimus what is a judgement of this it’s beside the Maximus it’s like more the sides like if you do like leg lifts like on the side like if you were the sides of your butt yeah and that if that’s weak your leg will compensate by like your knee will going on like when you’re squatting sides of your butt are weak how did that happen never I never use those I don’t know why I shouldn’t have to do should have asked a lot of quo I’m curious like if the if the daughter told me your gluteus minimus is we could be no it’s not first and then the second thing oh he like he showed me he was like doing leg lifts and then he pushed down and he’s like see how weak it is and while you’re shaming me but I’d be like what have I been doing wrong like what how did this happen what else is weak doc well I know that a lots weak call me so it’s not like I want to start like making a list of weaknesses but that’s all right that’s all background I went to the physical therapy place having never I went with my I broke my pelvis for a little bit but I didn’t really get into I don’t want a couple of times I asked I get this this who needs a bony youngster but now you know I got to take care of myself to chase after these nice children so anyway I go in there and they they it’s an open room with a lot of other people getting the same thing other people getting stuff dunks so they can move from table to table it’s like a it’s like a hospital bad kind of a thing but cross between that like a massage or property table but your lint your laying down or like propped up watching the news on the television and they come around and do stuff to you in length like massage and they said they like see what your range of motion is and they start doing some stuff the guy did something to my kneecap last time that was like brutal like he grabbed my kneecap but his two thumbs underneath it and he was like I’m sorry man and then he goes mmm and he like picks wedges his thumbs under my kneecap and pulls my kneecap up and starts moving it oh I didn’t mess with you for therapy and and he’s like man my thumbs are gonna be sore tomorrow like that’s how hard he was like grabbing and moving my kneecap because your kneecaps supposed to be like loose on top of your knee and my right one is not it’s like tightened up so you like having to pull it oh really you got a tight kneecap and it hurt but then it actually felt better afterwards there was better range of motion so the first time I’ve been in there like I don’t know three times but the first time I went in there I’m sitting down hold on based on what you learn just feel just move that back and forth a little bit move your heinous normal right oh my gosh I’m losing he moves so much he’s probably like put on let me try it let me see yours I just wanted I’m fascinated by this if I just put it up here and like relax it let me do your left one you have to completely the only way the knee cap will move easy completely it hyper like lock you I have a gun into the story yet of what happened but I want to know you had to lock it only way I can get that heaven if I completely lock see if it’s been a little bit it doesn’t move well I can’t do that is that moving it’s moving it’s moving see sorry oh yeah and that’s exactly what he did and then he he kept doing it but the first time I went in there you know you’re like trying to get the bearings of how this works and you’re like standing there awkwardly unless someone tells you what to do I’m sitting there and then all of a sudden somebody cone comes in and they’re all like Wayne his name’s Wayne he’s like and like hey Wayne and I look over and there’s Wayne Brady it’s Newman from Seinfeld you know how it’s like and whenever Newman came in and Seinfeld what did he say Newman he would always say that right whenever you’d seen well that’s what Jerry would say that’s what Jerry would even say Jerry Yeah right and he was also in Jurassic Park and a lot of things what’s his last name look it up Wayne whatever his last name is I don’t know his last name they didn’t say it I didn’t look it up so it’s on the tip of my tongue I came as close as you would come to sane cuz he sat down right next to me on the thing right listen he’s just far from me to you right now and I almost turned I was like no oh and that we’re gonna wish that one time yeah if ever that I haven’t him and I’m so thankful that like I bit my tongue because it’s like that’s like man how much how many days go by where that happens to him I’m so glad I wasn’t one of those people and then I’m thinking I’m I’m not talking to I’m just thinking in my mind like I could have I I would have felt so stupid if I was Ed Wayne a little bit different right so I ended up not saying anything did ya yeah I didn’t talk not really well nobody really make small talk in there like being worked on I’ll ask you what he’s having worked on after this good you can’t tell everyone that I mean oh you can’t you were about to know that I would say that I didn’t even note like I didn’t even know what he was in there he was just in for a Scott massage or something just something really just scalp therapy go um but yeah it was nothing that that would be notable so I’m not like throwing Wayne under the bus here but I really want to talk to him and then he hasn’t been in there at the same time as me any other time but oh you want to do that a knight just say I Wayne Knight no don’t say Neumann if you’re going to tweet at him don’t say Neumann because that’s what you shouldn’t do just say link don’t say anything about physical theory cuz now if they tweet at him it’s all but it’s gonna be so weird it’s like yeah they got for physical-therapy anything every time he comes he’s gonna be like where’s that dog tweet at we’re a bad idea where is that jerk what’s you late meow man oh no I’m gonna discover he might not want anybody know he’s being therap eyes he’s not like me you don’t want to talk about it maybe he’s a private person he seemed very nice he was talking to his therapist and I was of course eavesdropping yeah don’t tweet at him about me I know you’re thinking about it now that we mentioned it but don’t do it just so I’m thinking about is my kneecaps right but um I think I’m gonna become a better man because I’m going I’m getting therapist but it’s just too soon to tell it’s too soon to tell I’m just glad I didn’t say new my kneecaps move a lot is that good over mobility kneecap I don’t think it’s a problem don’t worry about it just be concerned for me for once well I mean I have a bad knee – I’m just wondering if I need to go to therapy I mean maybe I maybe I need to go meet new therapy is the one thing I have that that is not your thing oh you want a part of mystical therapies or therapies therapies my thing now of all types I’m not ashamed of it you

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