GMMore 773: Is the Hulk a Mom?

being an image I wasn’t trying to say like you should see the instructor like she’s attractive I was just saying that like she’s very talented it’s not even she’s a he he’s very talented now it’s very flexible cut out after that when you got really upset about the flexibility I think that’s the out point that’s great welcome to good mythical more man so we’ve got an origin story in real life no it’s a superhero to see you know you’re gonna I’m not actually come back this is heartbreaking but first let me through let me throw out a couple of hysterical strength tidbits that I didn’t go through anything before we get to the superhero 1999 Mother’s Day jean briault role and his partner Mark Beverly were climbing in New Mexico’s Sandia Mountain Wilderness a 500 pound rock fell on a bureau and pinned him down a barrel eb e RL e america burl john a burl let’s call him john 500 pound rock fell on john that’s heavy and mark was like freaking out you’re freaking out me out he’s making me freak mark watched as john lifted the rock off of himself and saved his life no thanks to mark he watched he watched as john lifted the 500-hour are all thanks so much but he was a witness and that counts for something 1982 Lawrenceville Georgia 50 something Angela Cavallo lifted a 1964 Chevrolet Impala which as we all know has a curb weight of 4,000 past who time it’s big it’s a big big car off of her hold on Tony oh it fell off of Jack’s that had held it up while he was working underneath the car she held it up long enough for Tony to be pulled out from underneath the car and the jacks to be replaced like while I’m holding this thing get the jacks back it under there so he keep walking on it held it up that whole time that’s that’s amazing never crawl under it an Impala well look that was actually the ad let’s talk about this one because this one is this one’s actually a harder to account for because when you lift up a car on a flat surface and someone’s able to get out from beneath it and then Jack’s are able to be in salt installed that means she was lifting I mean I don’t remember how to do this aquatic statics but well it was in mice and addicts if I was in my statics class I could figure it out like what is the force of the like on the back bumper at that place when you’re lifting a 4,000 pound car I mean it’s a lot whatever it is you got a look at what’s that arm called like there’s like a remember what that was called an engineering yeah no I don’t you know talk about that like this the torque arm mm-hm like there’s like the radius from the pivot point to where you’re lifting yeah that’s a it’s a fact and that’s how you figure out the force don’t unknown hold on a second no you’re just crossing over I wish you hadn’t put that one back in the episode because that is that’s actually in my mind it’s one thing to like push a helicopter in like a ditch off of somebody but when you lift it on a road or a driveway and you lift it that means that that woman ended up lifting a lot of weight of poundage oh yeah she used her legs not her back I’m sure my question is after the adrenaline rush house or was she or what did she endure some sort of permanent damage I think so right I mean once the adrenaline subsides I thought yeah I think there’s resists what you just put your body through there’s it residuals not aware of residuals date unknown hi Island Texas Bootsie Payton’s young granddaughter Marie wanted to go by Bootsy Evie was knocked down by a riding lawnmower and pinned underneath the running machine boots he grabbed the mower and tossed it off her granddaughter like a rag doll Eevee lost four toes but she lived ten minus four is what Thanks that’s how many toe she has now she has six does when Bootsie tried to replicate this later she could not budge the running lama I can’t move it so they got a throw under there did they throw her under their toes to use more toes Edna to see if she can do it again because yeah you have to replicate all of all emotional factors in that again that’s why it’s not testable one of the things we talked about before we get into this incredible story is okay if this is the case then why don’t we have like why don’t cops in like firefighters and EMTs or whatever why don’t they carry adrenaline shots so that if they need to do a super human feet they can just give themselves an injection and then they can do it but it turns out that yeah like bicyclists they like guzzle caffeinated like little energy things go like that when they’re like exact thing before they go on their workouts or whatever their cycle outs but it turns out that adrenaline is just a federal and ephedrine is what you have in an EpiPen when you’re having an allergic reaction so essentially if you’re suffering from a life-threatening allergic reaction you give yourself an adrenaline shot and it can I don’t know exactly but way it causes your body to react it shuts down that allergic reaction probably because that allergic reaction is like not essential or something I don’t know anybody here have one EpiPen we can try it but here’s the problem is that if you just give yourself don’t try an EpiPen shot this is my understanding and I’m open to being corrected in the comments but if you give yourself an EpiPen shot it’s rather dangerous you mean you can die just from that because adrenaline in the body is overwhelming and sends your body into a state of shock essentially and so it can kill you so you can’t just have a bunch of people going around saying oh I want to do something awesome right now right into the jugular it wouldn’t be safe and plus for firefighters to use that example they’re already getting a shot of adrenaline just naturally true I think by going into some environment like that right okay in a 1990 interview the late comic book artist Jack Kirby yes said he created what superhero after seeing a mom lift a car off a kid he watched a mom lift a car off a kid and this is in the comic Journal in 2011 it’s the Hulk people Hulk the green guy the hook this is this is Jack from the interview the Hulk I created when I saw a woman lift a car it sounds like he’s like a Yoda type character the hook to do it the Hulk I created when I saw a woman lift a car not okay sit I guess it is technically a sentence her baby was called under the running board of this car the little child was playing in the gutter and he was crawling from the gutter onto the sidewalk under the running board of this this car mmm this car this car maybe he’s like this this car he was playing in the gutter his mother was horrified she looked from the rear window of the car and this woman in desperation lifted the rear end of the car it suddenly came to me that in desperation we can all do that we can knock down walls we can go berserk which we do you know what happens when you’re in a rage you can tear a house down I created a character who did all that and called him the Hulk I inserted him into lots of stories I was doing whatever the hole was at the beginning I got from that incident a character to me can’t be contrived I don’t like to contrive characters they have to have an element of truth this woman proved to me that the ordinary person in desperate circumstances can transcend himself or herself and do things that he or she I’m adding the cheese wouldn’t ordinarily do I’ve done it myself I’ve bent steel well Jack what calm Jack be bending some steel really and he also wasn’t green because the woman was in foot the woman was green I forgot to say that and the woman was green in case you were wondering the hole wasn’t green at the beginning of getting green later I can’t I think it was like a printing error or something actually yeah the Hulk was supposed to be gray originally and then there was a printing Aereo screen I will point out that Kirby’s former assistant Mark Evanier doubts the story saying Kirby never mentioned it privately emphasis on former assistant he’s jilted man he doesn’t work for the steel bender anymore he’s like I know how I’ll get him I’m gonna throw him under the bus I’ll see who lives with holes into his Hulk story yeah you know learn something every day you learn something new every day don’t you well I’m gonna take a nap if that’s the case cuz I’ve just learnt it Oh

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