GMMore 779: Drinking Smoky Match Water

Ian’s like my shoulders are hurting and uh man something stinks maybe it’s that necklace I’m wearing I love you know I’m being cocky I love it yeah I loved it yeah it’s where I was going with that I’m dripping a lot sorry Oh shall we d necklace yeah I mean you can get yours off without touching your face yeah I can I know oh I touched my face anyway all right welcome to good mythical more where I spend the next 10 minutes trying to clean up all of this spit and smell that is all around me because I just can’t I can’t handle things when they’re out of control like this I need to change my shirt I need to I mean fix shower I’m gonna try to hold it together not annoy you and I’m not gonna do any of that clean so you’re not going to comment about it people eat this as a child like middle schooler I had chronic headaches every single day I went to the doctor try to figure out like went to the eye dog and whether the doctor try to figure out what was wrong never figured it out in college you figured it out in college they said you have headaches because of poor vision and that’s when you got glasses no no it was after that because it wasn’t college it was way after college yeah I didn’t um it was like there was never a linkage between yet cuz while I was in college I didn’t have her I didn’t have headaches in college you had anything college you would go and lay down yeah with a room for like I think it was stress hours I’m in a stress now but I don’t get anything I got a headache look at that hearing spot but being in the elevator with someone with the wrong type of perfume which happens to be the type that I’m smelling right now lately instantaneous headache like no pots pans or nasty cheese needed I’m not kidding I can’t if I walk through the department store oh yeah and I get a headache and my I start getting really real sure cuz they see they’re swimming in that stuff all those make up people and then what do they do it they’re giving you makeup makeovers and do they charge you for that or is that just to like to make you feel guilty for their not buying anything all the games that they call the games you’re that girl in high school Christel who she worked at the mall in the makeup section and I thought I might like her at one point but I didn’t really like her first like H yes and she would smell like all kinds of different perfumes all mixed up it’s like she walked through a wall of it yeah she did she worked in it and at one time we went up there and we picked her up in the back of Trent Hamilton’s blazer and she boy she smells like through in the back of a blazer that unseren right like throwing out someone in a criminal into a paddy wagon no it was like Trent was driving and he was like I’m gonna go scope it crystal up she likes you she smells like perfume she smells like every perfume every Belk or the Dillard’s or whatever it was we have one more if I may that we’re going to try here but I feel like I need to sneeze and I feel like I need to take a nap and get another face massage that’ll make you sneeze it’s amazing it’s so ticklish it’s not ticklish okay um this ritual consists of lighting a few matches verses from this is on the same website right stasis sphere stasis fears calm it was / experience – life slash 2014 / oh that’s why we go and try these things because we don’t know if this legitimate this is that’s where we got it we got to scientifically go through it this ritual consists of lighting up a few matches and extinguishing them in a glass of water then taking three small sips of that water and the headaches should go away we’re gonna do it sorry yeah you went on instinct you got to go on procedure here whew that’s a strong smell smells like the bathroom at my uncle’s house your uncle this is why you need Febreeze when you just get matches – now I’ve got another glass here I asked for another glass well look it’s a mythical entertainment jar guys check that out I’m gonna do three in a row um yeah and then do three all at once because if my memory serves me correct just seconds ago you spat into my mug okay now I knew a guy couldn’t strike a match an adult did he die of it no but he had matches one time and he was and he like handed him off to somebody else he was like my mom never let me do this he was like 28 he was like can you do this my mom never let me strike matches really yeah not making it so we are – we are – lightly sip the water that has the extinguished matches in it now I’m just going to tell you right now it smells like burnt match water it does which I’ve never which is not bad I’ve never had an instinct to strip yeah three – that’s one little sip it smells like perfume because of blood sugar went in there – little sips it took it I mean if water could burn this is what it would taste like so now I just sit and wait how fun don’t you have some salt hearing while you’re waiting because I don’t want it I could see how you could be fooled into thinking that was good now if you have a really bad headache I mean you you desperately want to get rid of that thing and you’ll be willing to try anything I think what we’ve demonstrated is that very few of these things are worth trying in any level of desperation and that’s the service that we provided to you just a pain reliever right or a toothbrush to the nose I mean you go to sleep I typically just pop like two ibuprofen I would and that does it for me I would take a wash rag a wash rag yep I don’t know what you guys call wash cloth wash cloth wet it wring it out put it in the microwave for 30 seconds it’s just hot that’s hot and then don’t burn yourself be very careful but take that thing out and just put a hot compress on your eyes and just lay back I’ve done that yo what’s your one of my ex stepmoms taught me that one of them what that a few what is your what is your go-to pain reliever time apart just kidding man acetaminophen does not work for me I mean I try not to take it but ibuprofen I try not to take a bunch of oh wait OTC and me DS yeah I mean I don’t do it very often but if I’ve got a headache that feels like it’s not gonna go away in my life very good into it goes away I’ll pop a couple my problem is I get very rarely get headaches now but the culprit is usually not getting enough caffeine I think that you know I’m not comfortable with my dependency on caffeine to stave off headaches but that’s just a fact for me is that why you recently talked about getting a coffee maker in your room my bedroom yeah I got like it’s a hotel room yeah yeah I mean who wants to walk downstairs in order to make coffee when you can just roll over a drab have you taking any steps towards that um well you know there’s another machine here that’s not in use and I thought about taking it home and but I’d bring it back if anybody needed it here would you schedule it so that it happened at the same time every day like do you do you wake up scheduled your coffee I used to have scheduled my I make my coffee the night before in the machine and I would schedule it too even if it’s a couric thing you still can schedule it now my mind doesn’t have a scheduler mmm get a scheduler man you want to wake up to this amount of coffee if I need a coffee every single morning now I don’t I’ve gotten better you bet your butt I’d be scheduling this no but I scheduled a delivery to myself it doesn’t take that long to make it with a cup the k-cup saying but it’s waking up to the smell of coffee that’s what I’m talking I don’t drink it when I wake up when you drink it when I’m when I’m going in oh you don’t drink it first thing I don’t drink it first thing but when we’re traveling you drink it first thing no I usually get dressed and then we travel and I’m drinking it so I get I get fully ready and then I drink it they must almost just took a big gulp of this because I’m thirsty and then I’m not no I’m not gonna take a big gulp of that if you have chronic headaches it’s if you have migraines I’m sorry I know that my because my mother-in-law has those I’ve got the friends who have migraines boy that’s still a different thing maybe I’ll watch this up could be chocolate it could be wet ideas it could be anything they could be but but I wish you the best I’m sorry we couldn’t be more help

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