sit in my long chair cuz my daddy’s head in it Cody yeah Big Daddy sitting in a little bitty lawn chair look what happened what look what happened what look what happened to Big Daddy sitting in a little lawn chair what happened what happened where was that during the song you were holding me back man you’re like I love this my ha I love to sit my lawn chair your mighty sitting in a little lawn chair what happened what what happened Big Daddy’s hidden in a little little own chair what happened what poop what happened me Mom but why doesn’t Lana make us sit in a lawn chair little mama make me sit in the because if here comes Big Daddy broke a little lawn chair what got a mythical more little mama made me sit in the big lawn chair cause Big Daddy broke a big loan a little lawn chair guy seen some blocks turns into the set minds blown speakers busted you know how when you speak a buzz is like that’s what your brain is doing because of this purchase it it’s important to purchase it um you ever broken a lawn chair I have dude 1/2 it’s a humbling feeling to be sitting in a lawn chair at a party and that thing breaks I have been in a situation where somebody set in a chair and it completely disintegrated and what made it ironic is it was my brother-in-law who was sitting in a chair that he had just repaired and his wife was saying yeah he’s very handy and as she said that the chair exploded fell on but on the bell that was a rocking chair it was a rocking chair you said a lawn chair that’s nice for the purpose I said chair oh cool I was going into sorry general chair yeah which a rocking chair makes it even better because you’ve got a link Yetta to you got to show that a rocking chair can work I don’t need a girl rocking chair that’s your listening assignment for today we’re starting to give listening assignments and get mythical more that’s George Jones singing and all of our listening assignments going be like songs and country oh my old country but uh George Jones I don’t need your rocking chair I just punched myself in the chest trying to pull my sleeve up that’s okay MERP let give us the underbelly facts about mermans because that’s what I said in the teaser I said click through to get the underbelly facts on Merman I don’t even know what I was saying well my underbelly was painted which lose a little awkward I gotta say that was the longest makeup job that I’ve ever experienced it was just me and a makeup artist in the corner of the aquarium in a little Halle in like a research room and kids could kinda see into it yeah I’d say two and a half hours straight of uh just body paint which I would never thought would happen to me like a it’s like a form of spa really I didn’t enjoy it and you know why why I had actually was two people I had to stand up the entire time I really wanted to sit and I stood there for two and a half hours because they were like we get better angles if you stand up and I was like okay oh and you know I listened to a book on tape you had a Walkman no I had a I phone so it wasn’t a tape yeah I listen to an audiobook linkage bingo listen to an audiobook and which is a which one right I feel like it could be another list I don’t I mean I was listening to Robert McKee story it’s highly recommended I’ve definitely yeah it does have to be your listening party guys you’ve already got a listening assignment George Jones is I don’t need a rock chair uh but I felt a little self-conscious about listening to it because I thought it was kind of like a prima donna kind of kind of moved like instead of had on average in here I want to listen to like no eye contact and I want to listen to my book on tape audiobook but you know I still carried on some conversation but the most interesting things happen to me not while I was being painted or not even while I was being a merman in front of children it happened when I got home and I had to Deemer my dirty Merman eyes myself and because you didn’t you didn’t shower at thee now we walk we all wanted to stop going to beat traffic and get back from Long Beach and so I was still pretty covered I just put it I just put it shirt over it but my arms working put everything that you saw painted was still painted and actually it went down a little bit lower than the really I really got into the underbelly oh wow eventually stop though and but I paint you see urging I get home oh it’s not a sea urchin and I get home and I shower and first there’s two things the first thing is is I get home and my wife and children are at home yet so I’ve got to get the green paint out of the middle of my back I’m sitting there I’m like well it’s just he was home I would tell her to come in here and get this off my back because I can’t there’s a special quadrant on your back that you can’t reach what did you ask a neighbor I washed and washed and wash and I started because you can’t see it either I convinced myself you know what I think I’ve reached all of the green I’m pretty sure that I’ve gotten all of the green uh-huh and then we guess I get out of the shower and before I notice that no I haven’t reached all the green on my back I noticed that I’ve washed everything my ears are still completely green like I completely ignored my ears that’s it that I mean that’s good data point there like your ears have have probably not been washed for centuries years I don’t want do you wash the inside of your ears with soap yeah of course I do I have OCPD I watch you watch the inside of your ears I have a speck Christy has a special facial scrub brush that I co-opted as my own I wash my face with a facial scrub brush and I’m proud of that and also scrub my ears with it I hide my ear study I clean my ears after the shower with a q-tip and I go around the top and everything like you remit yeah I read my ears but I got out and like the outside of my ears like behind my ears I really got behind my ears cuz I was really thinking I show you it was just what leprechaun green and then I kind of like I let the water hit it but I just like getting soap and pushing makeup all around I just didn’t so I like both of my ears like satellite green satellite dishes great and then I turn around and I see you know there is a perfect trapezoid that I have missed on my back a trapezoid and yeah it makes turns out the area that you cannot reach on your back is a trapezoid there’s an invention in that but what I ended up doing what it would be there what I ended up doing because she still was at home is I took a towel and Jessie has these like Turkish towel things they’re like a little thinner have no clue what that would be it’s just a sinner tat Center towel okay and I took a loofah and I ran the towel through the loop in the loofah and created a towel with a loofah honors and I’m sitting there trying to get the loofah to go over the green and that’s the invention I was talking about you ready minute I eventually got it man I eventually got that trapezoid I – – fo why is it called a two-five face a towel and a loofah no and it’s two-for-one but all I had to be all I had to be was a back scrubber but you didn’t have that which they did they have those in the in the olden days they had us back scrubber because they knew that you had to watch that back you know what else a I don’t know I don’t know why don’t we have that anymore I want a back scrubber am I in my bathroom my my grand dad Papa Clyde he’s no longer with us uh flats – flat tops he had a flash the flat tops flattest a flat top he always had like you go to the barber every four days to get that flat out with a flat top he had a he had a back scrubber and along with that soap-on-a-rope do you I haven’t I haven’t revisited this memory and forever but you may want to like soap on a rope is the thing that used to be and what was the only making was it no they do you can get soap on a rope right now why you want yeah I think you’d hang it on something as opposed to it sitting here it is man try ELQ I just soap soap on a rope soap – on – hey Dan follow the towel soap on a rope soap on a rope you’re joking what’s the password what’s that smell yeah hold on you just gave out your password and your wife what’s your address I know but now anyone can get on your Wi-Fi because there’s going somebody in that area of town is gonna be like so flick soap on a rope I’m gonna go around until I find it your house and then I gotta find your house Stevie’s house is the one you can’t you can’t disclose information on this show I thought you knew that so really you’re what you’re it’s called soap on a rope why is that gonna say that had no time it had was next to LA River and so I had like a sewage smell and so we call it what’s that smell what so are you connecting soap-on-a-rope with the smell and and why so Connor up did your granddad have soap-on-a-rope because it’s just a funny thing I mean we got baseball soap-on-a-rope we got a butterfly soap-on-a-rope Crystal Skull soap-on-a-rope Daisy soap-on-a-rope oh but the roar Wow guys so um is it did you so you got it with the towel on a loofah loofah on a gym but I wish I had two up on a rope I wish I had a better I’m gonna get a back scrubber you have one here you can take it home because the thing that I realized is that I know that really yeah but we need if in the shower here’s were more likely you have something to get it screwed but the thing that I realized is that that was just the green paint all over me was just evidence of where I haven’t washed that’s what I’m so much your ear but everywhere that the green was is a place that I don’t typically wash but I do separately wash the ears the inside of the ears I wash the outside of the years too and the inside I wash outside of the shower but the trap was going on my back I had to get with it I got to get with a soap-on-a-rope get with the soap on the rose I smell you