
hey just get hey buddy just give me a little lie in forward why you talk a little how that massage right that’s okay that’s good how’s that that’s good how’s that okay okay all right little lower nice wallet what did you say nice nice wallet Thanks well it’s gone did you feel it it was kind of tough to get out actually it was way down in your pocket it’s way down here I got deep pockets and there’s a little hook device there that’s an anti-theft piece of plastic that’s I’ll just rip that off now cuz it’s um well this has been a good piece of wallet to me I don’t want any of the dogs that are solvent in that in that game I mean not because I lost a large uh yeah I don’t know if I want a dog as small as your dog because I was actually looking at we have like a fence in the yard and there’s a couple of places where it’s like I wrote it down this hill and it’s like that that much space well you got to fix your erosion problems I mean you don’t you want a dog that small on us to put in a bag in take places because this is Los Angeles and if you put a bet if you put a dog in a bag you can go anywhere seriously a dog in a bag can go anywhere most people that has a dog in a bag yeah I was carrying around a man’s personal dog in it and like a furniture store a few days together I like having the dog with us I mean she’s part of the family she should be there and you got to think about flights too if your dog won’t fit under the this under the seat in front of you then it is technically you can’t fly with them I think that practically you still can if you can you can hold them in my understanding is unless you’ve got some special surgeries you got to fly you you put them under the plane I don’t want to do that to a dog I don’t want a dog that big Enzo can go under the yeah he has to be it’s kind of very drugged and then he sneaks up under a blanket in your life he’s tubby yeah boy but yeah like cheese like like this big so so I can put her in you put her my shirt if I need to alright continue though it’s a flight there was a flight I can’t remember it was a couple weeks ago I think and I’m the there was a dog underneath the plane and there was something wrong with the pressure so I guess it was getting like super cold plane and the pilot got notification and made an emergency landing he knew like didn’t tell anyone on the flight why they are making the emergency landing but was to save the dog and they save the dog well that’s a nice ending I thought yeah I’d rather have my dog in my on my purse but I’m not planning on flying with the dog welcome to good mythical more yeah my home with a dog way but yes you’re taking the dog home for like Christmas yeah remember the family man I’m not gonna leave one of my kids that’s interesting you’re not gonna like getting to go to like a doggie vacation at a doggy hotel I don’t think she would like it they call it that so it’s amazing how quickly you’ve changed you were like a cold hearted analyzer I’m all that I still hate animals except for my own oh okay here put this on tonight like stalking a baby voice to your dog and make no mistake Rhett will talk to the baby voice to his dog listen I was but I already talked in baby voices to dogs I talk baby voices to you so that’s true and and Jade and I’ve been wanting a dog I said 2016 is a year of the dog for me and then you were like I’m gonna go get a dog I was like what dang he got it all before I did well I didn’t say I’ll go get a dog I said I was the only one of my family who was against it and then I became the bad guy oh we’re good I I would just hold off this oh boom it’s not in touching oh I don’t think it’s on yet turn it on Oh for I get you got to get it tight enough so that it’s touching I’m not going to touch you with it I’m just gonna there’s a plus and a minus on it just hit the pit that’s it’s on the last – don’t you just hit the plus no I didn’t hit plus now and it’ll make a noise nothing’s happening there’s no feedback see okay see is it so you just plussed it now – it that’s my plus it alright all right how do I get it tighter just hold it up there what that’s like a dog eating sound like you me like that’s the the decibel it was gonna be like a barking sound being shot oh it didn’t do it hmm will it know if if I bark around it no it’s a vibration thing we all really found it I think it has to really go on your voice box hmm and then like which is in the front put it right on the voice box odo it’s not herb come on Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo I’m not gonna hit you who’s not working I’m just gonna hit him yeah OOP I don’t want to be loud it feels like it’s gonna hurt real bad I’m not going first because oh boo boo boo is it broken oh no it’s broken you might need to tighten it not hold it with your hands I don’t know if that affects whether or not it works tighten it up and don’t hold it with your hand Oh got nervous try that game look at that my sweat sweats name switch name sweet I got some sweet thing good some sweet and loopy ooh let go of it but I want to be Oh second it’s like an old dog elderly dog that’s poor dog you can’t communicate oh-hoo-hoo-hoo bigger roo-roo let me let me hit the plus a little bit plus it up I don’t want to do it I hate it I hate him shot that’s why we don’t put these on dogs yeah I don’t put this on a dog plus it oh oh oh it’s broken man just get let let it have you let it have it no no no yeah you you you got to go first have it you got a collar shirt on look it’s freaky I know I just I don’t like electricity like I was right in there was no electricity anymore I don’t like technology or electricity wish we were still cavemen I mean look at this thing came in ok well got off of my neck it might intensify it you definitely could intensify it cavemen never got shocked man they burned themselves a few times sure oh this is freaking nerve-wracking me yeah see how are you laughing at me over there making old dogs hands my eyes are water he’s like I started crying chug he didn’t shot me it just scared me oh but you didn’t need something right but you didn’t do anything you just put it against your face heard something or felt some I wonder if yelling or talking will work better than making the dog sound I’m so scared I can’t do it until you do it first it’s your turn again he gets going work I think I made it work put it up there you just put it against your neck in a beach he might have been against the shirt that did it like pull some shirt up there like at simulate fur I don’t think that was what it was it was I saw it was still bear was it was it making contact yeah I ain’t shot it’s broke oh no is it remote control your look no it won’t work you get three beats before it goes right this is the one oh really yeah it needs to tell you to stop barking your turn this is the one I’ll do it guys I feel your turn I feel sick this is just not the place you want to be shot you know I know but yet people just put it on their dog’s eye yeah stop barking boy but it’s not anyone kill me right hey no I mean it’s a dog and dogs are smaller than you but they are dogs I could take a lot they can drink out of a pond ya know I could do in it again eat their own feces so cuz they do a lot of things that would kill us would you would you rather eat your own feces than try this one more time because that’s now your choice which would you choose it does not what I’ve eaten a hmm Oh vibration murmur it’s pretty just mild is probably a little mild thing you know I don’t want to hurt the dog just want them I’m just sprout and sweat so bad just just wanted to be unpleasant for the dog not like it’s not torturous just like hey don’t bark hey don’t bark what if it changes my voice permanently that might be a good thing it makes it lower if it makes my voice oh ah just kidding your turn you didn’t do it oh I did it I touch it I want to pay somebody to come in and bargain don’t do it let’s not go to pay route man why did you do that I dark twice you didn’t Barty me hmm did you hear that scream that I let in it it was still on me when I screamed it’s a weird game of Russian last time this is it this is the last one just go out with a bang man come on oh I hate touch it barking what if it stops my heart I probably put it back on come on just one bar one big Bart one big boy just get mad at it man come on get mad at in this madness just one big Bart oh come on man man up do it you can do it oh the internet will respect you whoop whoop whoop whoop Oh big bark man big bark like a dog ooh root but not like an old man choking on cereal a dog like a big dog ooh like a guardroom just like a whoo one of those who who let the dogs out ooh boo it’s not doing that all right well you know what I think we took about a year off of my life anyways good
