
ah art you aren’t I aren’t your well our because is but I ain’t and I did but I won’t and you should because I can not hey that was your right hand it was he I know if we got into a fight you would leave with your left and I’d back you out I would not leave I mean the right shoulders is still in Rico and ER you lead with the left and then you come in with the right right Jeff Hapuku Jeff Jeff Jeff oh my god did i disappoint you with my 35% you thought it would be like a hundred percent left-handed no I thought you’re not gonna happen I thought you would be in the forty to sixty which is the ambidextrous which you got a 35 I may have fudged a little bit well but the microphone thing and I think the phone thing is the big one that for me it’s it’s not someone I know talking any text it’s the the things that you do with your left hand like the talking mainly the talking but also the texting but also the talking with the left hand but also the microphone blah blah because when I think about and try to do those things it’s so difficult for me and it feels so awkward I think in my mind the only way this could be comfortable to you is if you are somewhat left-handed and you are somewhat less I am somewhat left-handed um and I Drive with my left hand but see I think that’s because 6:00 shift my first car was a stick shift so you got to steer with that left hand and the coffee’s here and then this and the radios I mean super steering if I go if I go one hand driving I go to my left hand is to reach the radio radio hand um what else like I’ll high-five people with either hand like there’s no stopping me really like if you want to high-five me I can come at it from multiple you know is it you have been doing a lot of high-fiving lately I’ve noticed which are more concerned about I mean and because the shoulder recovery I’ve been shifting even more to the left hand like I’ve had to start washing myself on my back and with my left hand I think you know my ambidextrous washer I actually what I do is I don’t you probably wash your right hand with your left I don’t use a loofah I have a loofah and use it from time to time but typically I do soap on the hands and then I do a double armpit thing really yeah yeah like you tickle you stuff I wash both armpits at the same time with each are you serious yeah that is so fast I think I need to walk in on that hey and then I I got like this for multiple reasons and down I’ll skip that area and then I but I typically do pesco equal equal sides now as I said Christy my wife has an interesting story so Christy you want to come over and come on it and tell the oh no uh yeah little sad you might do as Colonel Sanders impersonation person ate your life um so when she was in kindergarten she she’s left-handed and when she was in kindergarten she broke her arm and so they taught her to write she had to learn to write the whole kindergarten year with a cast on her left arm with her right hand or their right arm with her convenient she had to learn to write right-handed and so um fun fact she taught high school math front foot as you know for a year and so on the blackboard of the whiteboard whatever they call him now um she would she’d be writing on the board and she would write with both hands simultaneously and she can shield she’ll now write with either hand right what math would or her signature or a novel anything but Justin like he can write just amuse the children yeah just to amuse the kids okay uh hi cuz it wasn’t like I’m gonna do geometry here and in an algebra mrs. Bryant would do that too would he not uh he had some physics mr. Bryson teachers he would write with both the Occulus teacher as well but yeah she would she would write math on the board with both hands and now she’ll like she’ll be writing a check with the right hand and she’ll be right now another check with the left hand ha ha ha she writes checks she writes checks like a like a mobile like every time I see her since I oh she riding another check she’s like cashing checks and write it wrap mobiles cash checks right who it was last time any money I’ll wrote a check uh like last week for rent okay so you still write a check for rent are you left-handed no he’s not like a rent payment comp thing not that I won hmm I write a check and then I slide it underneath the door of the building is so old fashioned I know kind of creepy too he’s very nice all right who is left-handed here Morgan you’re left-handed now is your mouse on the left side of your keyboard so you’re right right-handed Mouse but you write with your left hand yes well he came mouse and right at the same time I mean that’s unusual right he’s right-handed Mouse I think you just learned from hmm um is anybody else left-handed here no one else is some things with my left hand but I am right-handed I shoot archery with my left hand archery you’re an archer see Darryl is a certified archery instructor guys you like watch Catching Fire and you’re like I gotta get into that oh that was when you like spent all year at camp yeah yeah you’re gonna hate it and you did that because of the dominant eye yes Wow so they started with a they said find your dominant eye and then your hand will have to follow yes because if I were to shoot an arrow or a a gun I would I would I would simply go with the right hand but I would need to go with the left I don’t so you like if you shoot a gun you shoot with your left eye but with your right hand no I would shoot with my right eye and maybe that’s why I always miss yeah they’re bad right eye um what else do you do with your right hand even though you know you’re left-handed is your phone in your left pocket your phones in your right pocket keys in Gila my phone is in my back left pocket and you text with your left hand everything else i text with both technically i text with both thumbs but if you had to choose one I could not text with just my left it’s definitely like the like subservient thumb if it yes the left thumb the lead I would who knows what I would text boy this right that’s right if it doesn’t have the right down there it’s not is no good I think um I think learning to play baseball as a kid kind of helped I was a good fielder with my left hand but I was a horrible better but you arrived put me no but yeah you got down in front of the ball I recall this king crowed taught you well crowd crouching scooped the crouching scooped but I was good at catching the ball WA but I want was a good at hitting it but it but maybe if I was if I batted left-handed I could have could be a different like I can’t even do the motion of batting left-handed uh you got anything else for me well yeah I actually a friend of ours welcome to good mythical more a friend of ours told me one time he was like watch television and watch commercials and see how many people are left-handed and there will be a disproportionate number of left-handers in the entertainment business and I started doing that I was like there are a lot of left-handed people and it actually has been proven that left-handers make better artists hmm so this Huffington Post slide show it’s only twelve twelve percent of the population it’s been said that they can they can be more artistic and innovative according to research published in the American Journal of Psychology there is some evidence that left-handed people have the upper hand at least one on one creative facet they’re better at divergent thinking okay you know the interest you know you talk about society have pressurising pressuring people to left-handers have become right-handers my granddad would say if you’re left-handed yo the devil a day like that would be like whenever it would come up and say well if you met a left-hander said well you over the devil a day and I never asked him why was he a left-hander No never gave the devil his day well he didn’t know in my day lefties are scaredy cats probably makes you cringe because people use their left hands tend to be more affected by fear than people who use their right hands I wipe my butt with my right hand thanks for that and left-handers get angrier Journal of nervous and mental disease said let these are more prone to having negative emotions that’s ridiculous but you know you know you’re not completely left-handed you’re just oh and 35% lifting left-handed people are more likely are more easily embarrassed what was the last time this is a good question this is a good question because this used to happen to me like as a child and then as a teenager even in college and even like my first job my face would get red like I would get I can’t make it happen right now I don’t but no don’t don’t do it by like holding your breath a legitimate question for you because I already do it where was the last time you did something that embarrassed you now ask you to blush I can think about it right now I’m probably do it no but just before you do it tell me like legitimately um a lot in school no buttons in your life now I cannot recall I got embarrassed and my face got red but like in college or high school I’m really stupid it’ll happen but then it has an adult if I can’t recall a specific instance but certainly as an adult yeah it happened to me it went that that guy I was at the the tailor and I went back to the back of the tailor and the guy’s like 15 year-old daughter was there and I was just oh I was bit had been sent back there to get my shirt tailored and I like went past all these people went back there and he’s like Taylor the guy was with his daughter and the daughter was having her dress tailored it was totally appropriate you told him this story anything I got it did I tell her story about how you yelled at me and he was like wait your turn gah like yell at me in the tailor I was like I was told to come back here he said well you got it what are you trying to do freaking like look my daughter or something and he didn’t say that was where specifically but that’s what he was implying and I just sat there and he’s hidden tattoos on his head he’s really big he’s taller than you he wasn’t taller but he could have eaten me for breakfast I’m just tall that’s all and then you you you faced her knee in my face turned red because I was like because there’s all these people and I was like I’m not gonna like but that am I gonna like challenge this guy cuz that seems stupid is that me he made me feel really small and really stupid oh and I was right my fate in my face got red and I was like oh crap I’m embarrassed and then once your face gets red it gets redder because they realize that people are looking at you it’s like I was like I gotta get my shirt fix I’m not leaving did you leave no I stayed and I as I was sitting there stewing I was thinking about all the things that I could have said like all the smart things I could have said in that situation but it was just like the dude had a problem he’s probably left-handed because that’s where this offered self perspective he was so angry over nothing and he was like you were looking at his daughter that’s not appropriate it was an open area he was like you go to the back of the shop and there’s like a stand there with mirrors but it’s not like it’s cordoned off or anything and she told me she was like going back and I would you like standing with like your arms like and you’re like I got back there and I was like and he was like god I was like dude he said golf I mean you know he said something to me I felt stupid I wish I could go if I had a time machine I would go back to that moment I like that dress on you daughter I would say that
