GMMore 784: Celebrity Time Travel Game

beep beep see let me take you to the future but not really take you to the future gonna meet John T hater is it dieter John John Titor please respond you were you weren’t even looking at what I was trying to do you’re like I got a good idea beep I got a beep sound I’m the first beep I made was a meep-meep meep-meep what’s that SAP coming from a bailout loop okay I like the way you went to the belt loop you know what there are still people with beepers that’s still a thing there are still some doctors cuz only people who had beepers at first were doctors as an engineer I had one had a paper I did how come you never gave me the number because I didn’t want you to beat me be weird yeah I would get beeped when I had to then turn and call somebody cuz that’s how hard you get a beep and it would have a number and then you would call a number this is crazy welcome to good mythical more Rhett has amassed some celebrity some pictures from the past like the distant past that looked like celebrities of today and I have to see if I can guess but since I told you I was going to go through these other dudes from John Titor tight or tit or um he said now this was in the year 2000 he was saying these things he said there would be no official Olympics after 2004 well he was right about that except he was wrong there was 108 and well it the owain Olympics in Beijing almost didn’t happen because it’s abettin protest he was almost right he predicted a mad cow pandemic which I can’t help but think mad cow disease I wouldn’t call it pandemic but yeah their people have had in head cow disease he said you’re gonna have an overheating problem on your space plane Columbia Space Shuttle disaster in 2003 perhaps alright I believe China is pretty close to putting a man in orbit it should not surprise you if they do that soon three years later try to put a man in orbit yeah course I work on that yeah yeah yeah they’re probably saying you know around 2003 were probably sent a man to orbit yeah you kid all right he said the general public was informed about time travel around 2030 for what you know that’s interesting because the interesting parallel to my guys Andrew basiago is he has a website project Pegasus net where he his whole purpose in life right now being a relatively successful lawyer is I mean when I need a lawyer I’m gonna call or not him a regular dude who’s a lawyer who also happens to have traveled in time and he has this website is devoted to getting the US government to acknowledge to the teleportation that they’ve done I mean and it’s not it’s so it’s one of those things that it’s so complex and it’s so thorough that you having to say anything on forums and they’ll believe you have to think that he beliefs beliefs what he experienced this you have to I mean maybe at one time he made it up but you have to think that start doing it more like he believes it happening and probably remembers it what do you think sound coming from up Bell I don’t think he’s traveling at times might be either I think there would be more evidence uh about this this link come with them tell me who that is Eddie Murphy all day long that is amazing lucky what reveal it and it is anywhere free good dude is that he did Eddie Murphy just went to like a fair and did one of those old-timey photo thing that is pretty remarkable okay that one’s easy what about this uh this is like a Civil War era photo of Justin Timberlake interest in Timberlake yeah that’s amazing yeah now that’s amazing because it’s obviously not Justin Timberlake the other one was so close it was just unbelievable but that right there uh it looks like it definitely could be like his brother his dad or something I said that’s a grin grin Teddy Timberlake uh Judy zipper I know this is but I don’t know her name Leonardo DiCaprio that is Leonardo DiCaprio tell me it’s not oh it is ha ha ha okay I’m good at this I thought it looked like the black haired girl from CSI I think you’re talking about um in CSI I know you’re talking about yeah she’s that she she presents the streamys every year yeah alright yeah ok I was joking but I got that one right this Haji Macklemore no dude look next to it look next to the face and it comes really clear his cheeks are pink rosy um I think I got cheese there you go they’re moved by John Travolta John Travolta he’s been everywhere man this one’s easy as well Nicholas gay and that yes that’s great Wow I love how that governs all right he’s incest really think peaking through the photo if any one of these celebrities were to actually be the time traveler it would be Nicolas Cage he would be the one that is actually traveled in time yeah he’d go back and undo some of those yes is to project wicker moon um Hermann Rorschach 1910 this looks like I’m thinking Brad Pitt and Chris Pine had a baby I don’t think it’s that complex i I don’t I don’t know who this is oh it is Brad Pitt doesn’t look like Brad Pitt too much too much for it got that Chris Pine Ricky Martin just when it’s not yeah this is that one’s not great oh goodness um I don’t know Pope Gregory the ninth this one’s pretty uncanny uh what’s the guy who played doc we met at the bowling alley this guy’s much more famous Alfred Molina Oh Oh Sylvester Stallone yeah I wasn’t good at when there were celebrities in food I’m better at this Peter D D ugh Diego velázquez that’s pretty uncanny crazy yeah it is I mean it yet you forget these are actual people think it’s just Photoshop Paul that’s Paul Revere Jack Black he’s a Jaguar yeah yes B I think it also looks like Bob Hope Bob Hope I think it looks more like Bob Hope I can see that I can see that Oh what I don’t know who this is does is this uncanny cuz give me a hint I don’t think I know who this one is I didn’t look at this ones madam it’s not like a an actor but he is famous Silicon Valley is your hand oh wow whoa yeah he’s in Silicon Valley he lives in Silicon Valley hey no uh Mark Zuckerberg is okay yeah it’s weird what at first I thought I was like Pierce Brosnan it’s a big year on that yeah he’s a one-eared guy can I have a hint he worked in an office hmm good off it oh oh the guy from the office what’s the guy’s name really John Krasinski John Krasinski saw him it that’s not a some in the Pinkberry one time when I was with you with his uh with Emily Blunt Nikolai there next year else Gregor rescue um or lay no glue this is obvious I just was just trying to pronounce his name that’s crazy they look at that hmm I don’t know I I don’t think that one’s that close now ins him that one’s innocuously close his eyes go down where his eyes are straight across this one Marshall Harvey Twitchell Conan O’Brien Shirley Connor Bryan has done something with this I’m sure yet no doubt that this next one has been exploited can you believe this this is a Photoshop again that’s Jimmy Fallon actual yeah yeah that’s got that’s got to actually be Jimmy Fallon Jimmy Fallon Jimmy picture of Jimmy Fallon looks less like Jimmy Fallon than the picture it sure does doesn’t it uh Bruce Willis that’s awesome that is so awesome guys can you believe it Keanu Reeves mm-hmm if he was one of the three musketeers like Alec Baldwin’s my favorite that is Alison this is so much a Baldwin this has got to be this is like the other brother that no one although that’s it is that it is that although there’s more I love this let’s keep going who is this really this is like I can definitely see who this is but what 12 Angry Men are you giving me a hint so he already is an actor I don’t know who that looks like what’s the hint for this one you don’t know this one either mm-hmm this one’s a little harder uh let’s see a hint for this one um does it love this Oh Jason Segel Jason Siegel’s granddad maybe but it’s amazing how I got there once I saw it what’s ovj Cobb is that that guy’s name yeah yeah this one jay-z this one’s jay-z this is actually jay-z that’s crazy hahaha Will Ferrell that’s awesome that’s crazy a Decius Andrew chose a be beard man be bears go way back huh that is link ah okay me and okay so this is you huh who is this guy’s Hasley is this oh look at your beard dude you had a big beard yes crazy well and I had booked it out for this Wow dude that’s crazy man I can’t push this beard up how many did you get right look if I really want to I can hit ha ha ha ha it’s funny man you should do make some furniture no Amish wouldn’t have a mustache this is very civil wood it would go out I’ve always wanted to play the sizer in the Civil War like it’s my dream wonder why they ha ha ha see you in that crazy seeing that crazy I’ve had the same boots on for 7 weeks Nora see my feet

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