GMMore 786: Shay Mitchell + Pizza = OTP

I’m very glad to be here bless you with the two of you bless you my cousin che and her brother Rhett bless you I didn’t know you guys were even related to each other that’s you and that um you have a hobby cobbling shoes bless you why do you cobble shoes bless you and what is the verb cobble all about anyway I mean how does that even work like I’ve heard of a cobbler but what is you but like cobble like as a verb really I mean come on shoemakers you can come up with a better verb than that I think we’re done here I think we’re doing here but really sure oh really welcome to good mythical more the verb cobble I mean can anyone name a more underused verb fussin Pacific that was my or do you like that I had of that and his kneeler Gnomeo do you like that oh my gosh it’s that offensive play that much ha ha ha well we just ate a bunch of nasty you ate mostly yeah yeah you got I mean I will say you know I did eat a chicken foot pretty nasty I did eat a century egg very nasty uh and then in the bonus room you ain’t to crack something very nice the bonus round but you have to go over to her channel check that out and I’ll tell you what that is I have some nasty in a bonus round – you both did it was disgusting but you ate a beetle and that’s it that’s a first that’s a first on this show yeah I’ve never eaten a live thing yeah you’re a little bad you probably have yeah really bad I don’t even myself but listen there’s bacteria on everything that you eat there’s back to you all I mean it but it just going to draw it was when you put it in your mouth no true but if you were to magnify it would look just like a beetle and you’re eating that all the time and it’s all over your food that’s a good way to look at it you know hey what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eat honestly um I mean those little crabs that we had were nasty only because I think that they’ve been sitting out in the Sun for a minute you know where they’re handy though there was something candy right but you don’t even want to know I don’t even want to know what that candied substance was not a bag like a Cheetos bag I mean I saw them when somebody sent those to us I believe we get food from all over the though oh thank you for that time and uh it was in like a bag of like you could get this out of a vending machine in some country somewhere mmm is that right yeah you sure about that yeah right it is right all right well but you said okay you lived in a they were nasty I landed a plane I lived in Bangkok yes in Thailand when Oh were you at that point I was 17 okay so it was like it wasn’t like you spent your whole child no no no I was there for like five months oh yeah we’re on an actress gig I was not actually a model gig when I was 17 okay back in the day eight weird stuff are you in I did yeah I mean a lot of times at the night markets they would have stands with caterpillars cockroaches grasshoppers like a whole bug buffet are they crawling around know some of them are live some of them were fried some of them are labs some of them are fried it’s a song ha ha ha what hobble in there and you got yourself a hit and son of a gob well they were um but you know would you eat them alive have you done that no cuz I feel bad so I could have done what you did cuz I would have feel bad like seeing a little guy and he was only great about what he did today I mean just watching it knowing that I didn’t have to do it yeah me too yeah I mean it was humanely quick I will say that what did once I there’s no so the whole process has got a prolonged but the ending was of his life was very quick yeah um and if you want me to describe it in more detail yeah I do want to know how I felt uh and you do too yeah yeah I want years how much first of all I was I was very much afraid I don’t I think that was well-established um when I got him her it when it was in there what gender it was I crunched in your mouth I crunched it and so I didn’t experience any wiggling in the mouth really I didn’t feel that but the gush of flu Beetlejuice coming out of that beetle I mean Betelgeuse is no that’s what it was and it was it was very runny and metallic and it was like it had a weird acrid kind of a oh very description he was like it was like cleaner like I said it was like cleaner you would use to clean a gun gun cleaners made from beetles so how did glad you pick what it it you know I was you know how a really strong cleaner has when you when you drink it it’s like oh I shouldn’t be drinking yet right you don’t drink cleaner no yeah yeah uh don’t be stupid but that’s how that’s how we don’t eat meals either I mean a lot of people eat betos there’s nothing wrong I’m sure there’s people in the comments right now saying hi mm-hmm all the time it’s just it’s insects or something that is eaten yeah and like I said it’s good they’re gonna be more more but my experience just speaking from wah was it was not great one ha ha you would recommend it no it was it was a lot of gush enos and then all of that it the taste was so strong and then I was left with that all the exoskeleton did you brush your teeth not yet I need to I need to but ok but you go to like a restaurant yeah crab you need to dig out your teeth – he was like a weird you know especially in LA like nice restaurants there’s always a little something weird like you get far enough down and there’s like rabbit something oh yeah a bit toad I mean yes do you gravitate towards now it’s tougher stem to stay away from I do I stay mostly I would say I’m kind of like a pescetarian right you know which is why I was almost sort of okay with the crabs and not what you ate so I’m waiting at the crab and the chicken foot um but no living overseas and traveling you know still like I do I see a lot of very interesting things but you just watch but I just watched them be just eaten like I did on my channel yeah I don’t produce watch Jersey i watch you guys consume some really gnarly thing if you had to eat one thing and one thing only or one meal okay for the rest of your life Oh done Pizza yeah absolutely no no no oh and it was one of the things cries like pizza is game cupcakes no I was just yeah I wasn’t saying one of those okay no but if it was one of the things that we’ve eaten on the show let’s let’s let’s narrow down to that all right so if we are those crabs would you go with something else the soil no wait I know because I don’t know what was crunched up into that if I did what was in that soil I don’t really know if I want to know what well you know what I think I didn’t even eat the soil but I would pick the soil because it seemed like it was the most rounded mean cuz I’m thinking about nutrients I’m thinking about what this is all I got to live on yeah I think that soil had some some hearty stuff in it I mean I we don’t need to know what was in it you know they matter blood forever well I mean no um I would probably have chosen the crabs because I think if I really was that hungry they would kind of be like potato chips at the end of it eventually you would love them eventually I love webs yeah a lot of it is really knowing what to expect and I’m not thinking about it too much I mean that’s the truth with everything that in life anybody mind over matter behind over matter life you just have to have no expectations I always say the key to happiness is low expectations I expect nothing when I make everything run like today is gonna probably suck you know and if it’s that if it’s half life it’s halfway decent I mean I only can be pleased if you listen if you start out every day and you’re like today’s gonna be awesome as soon as something bad happens you’re like God today sucks okay you got ruin okay okay but if you still wake up and you are capable of standing up and saying today is gonna be whatever you choose the fact that you still woke up and are standing that’s gonna be a good day regardless that’s true but shares a compromise in their somewhat what you should know is that his whole worldview that he just he just encapsulated he got that from a sound bath that I made for him oh where which states that if you wake up and you’re bleeding from your eyeballs it’s only uphill from there no you just said something about how I was like the last tiger and after it was killed science stopped yeah that’s what your sound bested and I still don’t understand it I do listen to it I listen to it every morning of course right and you also but I haven’t figured it out leading from your eyeballs right yes yeah yeah so you don’t like the the pessimistic life philosophy like to look at it like glass glass half-full but see in a weird way that’s what I’m doing be sure I get it because my glass is all if my glass has any water in it at the end of the day I’m happy see because I start out with an empty glass for today I’m a this is an empty glass right it can only get full right and I and I end every day all right you know a little bit happier than I started to dry up and die of dehydration hey I’m thinking about any of you wrote a book called bliss I did I’m writing a book called piss haha there we go bliss temp is no good you know what I should’ve done at the same time and it could be like a companion yeah yeah we could have in my name you’re not no you’re not gonna come up with a third one yeah hiss hiss it’s been my experience of eating a beetle bye-bye link yes it’s indeed a man that is anyone I did here I didn’t tell you I did hear it I’m sorry set a hundred every time you poked it with mind games yeah yeah you know it breathed a sigh of judge be like yeah less piss and hiss at your local Barnes knows gonna be all wrapped together like a multi pack of cereal yeah yeah next summer because we haven’t started writing yet well you just get by though hey cow down blanket boys what’s the beetle worse than the Scorpion or better than the Scorpion that’s right you have gotten the wrong end of the deal well they started out alive so let’s note that the Scorpion was not juicy on the inside because it alongside him in dry it had been cooked oh we did a whole episode wasn’t raw living uh insects right and you guys like chocolate I had beetles I actually I had dung beetles and those were very nasty but they were not crawling around in my mouth they were roasted though they’re roasted yeah yeah that takes the juice in it it dries off the juice it gets rid of it yeah you got to get rid of that bug views before yeah but hey this seriously though I mean by the time we’re all old like bugs will be inning it’s gonna be everywhere everybody’s gonna be eating bugs it’s gonna be they’ll be like burgers but the bug and it won’t no one will think anything of it no but you know what at that point they will have figured out how to make it taste good so whether you’re having like bugs in a bag like how I have my crabs they will be dipped in chocolate or some sort of goodness you know what I mean yeah the hell is a lot it does maybe there are next time we do this we should have everything like really gross discussing things but they’re all dipped in chocolate or it can already do that oh well you know why it does help a hole it does right I mean yeah I recommend go back for your shoes yeah I’m that’s good I don’t just eat chocolate by itself down or we just dip shotgun chocolate yeah

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