vicariously through these he had a way of experiencing it was saying the heart of a restaurant by reading the reviews of a rest it’s as if he could taste text but only in Yelp reviews but to the point where he started trying to taste the text that’s really where we’re getting that and then what happened he shouldn’t try to taste text because Bobby did he licked his phone which had Yelp reviews on it and he died because there was some sort of me coli or something on his phone I don’t know but you know he died doing what he loved reading Yelp reviews I was at least it was short you know it if it doesn’t have a payoff at least just keep it short we congratulate we should we should travel the country giving the eulogies and Yelp reviews we can Yelp review eulogies that’s a good idea wicked we could find out what’s in the box welcome to good mythical more we could go to funerals for people we don’t know and then leave reviews of the eulogists some people are really bad at it yeah it’s probably a pretty bad idea um might seem a little intrusive why are you guys here we’re just reviewing the pastor or the person who gets up like he was my friend he died do it let’s find out what’s in here yeah let’s do that it’s not yours it’s alright this better be good because it was a prize mm-hmm uh-oh well that’s a mystery it’s a black box of Mark here we go I’m not gonna let you guys see it come ooh it’s a hand lay but a hand this was 300 no this was $13.99 look at that guys we got a fake hand I’m sure we can use that in some sort of it’s kind of a small handle no you know what it’s actually not for Halloween is for people who’d like to do this on dates like a gosh-dang and do it so someone who doesn’t have a date but they were old hands remember like going out in middle school in middle Z’s point at herself a measure when you did I don’t know what has happening these days but back when we were old school you got this hand hold as electric oh yeah it’s like plugging right into a socket haha with your hand yeah that’s linked for you but so except for people who don’t have a date but they want to go out movies why he’s like like I’m not it’s not like you’re about to win like a ticket or something did that what are you you’re volunteering to say that you’re single sure do you do you wanna date through this through this show no you don’t want to do this yeah um wow that’s we’ve tried that before glad I didn’t win this this is I let a man rub my beard because of this show I didn’t go to UM Halloween decor um I got a couple of questions for you link a couple more good because my mind is kind of blown that you can buy those things but you cannot pay somebody $25,000 on the internet to kill another person yes you can’t I mean that was on Silk Road that was the actual goes for and in and I actually right when we went when we were you know playing this game to see how I would do with the team I got this one right because I knew that $25,000 was the going rate because I had seen it on some sunlight 20/20 or something where they’re talking about I was like and I remember thinking like because it was amazing like $20,000 it’s like that’s how much you pay a hit man that’s crazy well be careful about what you saying what your reaction is because the endanger stared and then Stevie made the observation that’s a steal Stevie amazing observation this is like why would someone be willing to kill somebody for $25,000 I was like you asked that question because you’re not the kind of person that would kill someone but someone who would actually kill it’s like you’re willing to kill someone you’re not thinking about like risk assessment here you’re like $25,000 I do that four times a year I got six figures you know and there’s 365 days in the year I mean if you’re crazy the psychopathic then maybe you’re willing to take it somebody up on that offer so it doesn’t really make sense because you said a human life is priceless well yeah to you whose animal right right but not do a hired hand no but I was trying to assess the risk thing not the questions yeah go to good that link that infographic oh the infographic parts on that thing that wicked men wicked stuff be traveling around through the dark markets man okay so the one that’s got this again just the body parts all over the guy yeah there’s also animals farther down on it okay um link let’s say you’re in the the market for a liver a human liver now let me explain this is not a science all the lambs eat the liver this is like drains a liver to someone who needs it liver transplant but like not through proper channels because you don’t want to wait in the line waiting list and you’ve got some clandestine surgeon who’s going to insert said liver into body of said love let’s do this why don’t you just I want you to just do straight boss it’s just ballpark and just guess what the number is and if you get any of these exactly right to the dollar amounts I will fire off my own hand and give it to you oh I don’t want you to do that brother but I’ll go for it $65,000 157,000 hmm okay pair I balls matching I assume so mmm you can’t translate your eyeballs can you transplant eyeballs I think those I think those are more expensive than the liver 167,000 for the liver what are 57,000 for the liver 210 210 thousand dollars it’s the only $1,525 here’s why dollar Trane’s note in your pocket no think about it there’s a there’s a very obvious reason why the liver costs more just think about it because you got it you got to go inside of the person to get it where the eyes you to pluck them right out just a simple procedure now let me think you’re on the wrong side you’re on the supply side you need to be on the demand side of this equation and you’ll figure it out because you’re not going to die right you don’t need eyes to live but you’ve got to have that liver so there’s people out there who or guess bout to die yep and they will pay anything to let it make sense um along those same lines link a kidney one kidney one kidney well we all got two kidneys my friend I hope well I’m right about everybody if not the person who’s selling it yeah but if you’re buying it it probably means you’re you’re on your last kidney and you will die without that kidney so I’m saying it’s about seven hundred fifty seven thousand dollars two hundred and sixty two thousand kidneys make up 75% of the global illicit organ trade wonder why I’m getting all this just from finance to Greece intercom /black – market just so you know since we’re just looking at their diagram here they have a picture of a man in a boxing position and then they have all the body parts with how much they cost hmm um pint of blood I just a pint of blood I don’t need a pint of blood put me with a pint blood how much that link uh three hundred and two dollars three hundred thirty-seven dollars oh wow yoga hand um 37 Elysee I’m honing in on this thing I here’s one that could be I’m not gonna kind of very personal to you link shoulder you got a bad shoulder you could use a shoulder I don’t know how that works older where does the shoulder I mean how do you the shoulder with the rest of them they’re actually telling me now that I can just shave off the end of my clavicle like where can you get a friend reviews right there can we do it live on GMM I’ll do it I’m not much I’m just Oriole I’m gonna continue my physical therapy and I’m not going to shave all yours here’s to do at all here’s the deal here’s the deal here’s deal if you get one of these right to the dollar amount I’m not gonna give you my hand because I’m gonna need that for the surgery that I’m gonna perform for you and I will follow only wikiHow articles and perform it live on GMM but I’ll do it for free well it’s called the Mumford technique so you can google that and we’ll be playing off earnings on that whole um a shoulder I wish I had it I would say we’re on bird song in my head right now nine thousand eight hundred and eighty three dollars what did I ask you shoulder only 500 bucks per show only 500 bucks that’s almost like a pork shoulder that you’re just cooking could you could maybe it’s for cooking can you buy human cooking price is that a cooking price so delicacy can we get a could we get a check on that can I get a price check on the ham and shoulder as a delicacy I’m moving on from a person to animals so we already established that a komodo dragon is thirty thousand dollars that’s amazing but how does the 170 pounds he’s a live tiger oh poor tiger leave the Tigers where they tiger yeah let the Tigers tiger I totally agree with that but it’d be pretty cool to have one I mean actually we do shouldn’t have if there was one here I would take it but I don’t agree with it is what your side no I wouldn’t take it I don’t agree with it but if you had a tiger like you had like a room you in your house and you like walk by and you’re like what’s that in like this a tiger room I wouldn’t go in there if I were you right be impressive though that’s why I’ve hiked rich crazy people have it let the Tigers tiger let’s put that on a t-shirt um no one’s taking notes a tiger is an expensive expensive thing I mean you think how much is the Lambo go for because that’s what I’m going for for this $278,000 only fifty thousand bucks for a tiger that’s sad is it easy a runt no that’s just a live tiger but easy honest you get a steep discount for a dead tiger it’s only five thousand that is fun now this okay this is depressing how about how about this this is the downer how about I’m gonna smile in order to combat didn’t sad news you’re telling me okay this is a little ironic how about the animal on this list that is most closely related to humans the chimpanzee how much does he cost a dangerous man you want a chimpanzee there’s a demand for these thirty thousand dollars for Komodo dragon fifty thousand dollars for a live tiger chimpanzee everybody’s best friend how much do you cost so you’re saying it’s low I don’t know maybe I’m throwing you off I was gonna say 88888 dollars and eighty-eight cents Russ straight eight fifty dollars what you can get a chimpanzee for fifty dollars you can get a picture of a chimpanzee for fifty dollars no I think a Petco no I don’t know you can get a chimpanzee for fifty dollars what that’s surprising no then you got to feed it you got to factor that in but that bills but what about a gorilla a gorillas got a price tag too huh mmm $57 $400,000 $400,000 yeah cuz though you got a well you got a gorilla or cage juwes are massively endangered and they’re like in like one little area of the world now okay the fact that you could buy one is is tremendously saddening uh but man how about an elephant Oh how about an elephant I got a number on that just tell it to me $28,000 $28,000 how about turtle legs turtle eggs turtle eggs $35 $1 $1 for turtle eggs fry em right up that’s less than bird eggs chicken eggs whatever can we eat tastes a little swampy I’m sure so anyway don’t buy any of these things