but she goes on a tirade inventing all types of weaponry in theaters Christmas 2016 carnage destruction spaghetti fettuccine or is it fettuccine spaghetti feta get II don’t know Christmas 2018 don’t care blow your heads off she’s blowing people’s head better Getti Christmas 2024 we’re gonna good mythical more um ice sculpting I you know you write really good I beat you fair and square man I got you I got a leg up on you uh finally feel good about yourself I feel great about my myself I mean I might have a nice I might be an ice sculptor you can be an ice sculpting instructor well I was going for realism you were going yeah artistic interpretation well you landed that’s what rollin decided to value you know that’s fine landed it neither you landed I think it was everything we said like futuristic George Washington check like Darth Vader with check a prescription glasses check sad excuse for an ice sculpture check these are things that look like you sir what um it was fun though it was cold I mean what got into it we really got into it but I will say though the whole time like it never let up I started feeling my my pressure were cold my hands were cold I’m good lots of lots we had a good time though uh we have invented a game to get you geared up for a night of spookiness or if you’re watching this after Halloween you get used to this little spooky detox edgy well as you uh still eat some of that candy don’t let us sit too long eat those razor blades before they go bad I’m calling this spook off because I’ve never played cards against humanity or what’s the other game super fries super super fight super fight um here’s what we’re gonna do Stevie you got your microphone there and anyone else anyone else can wait in as well not really what we’re going to do is we each draw an orange card a black card and it is a it’s a thing and then a situation that you have to put together and then we have to make an argument about which one is spookier and what let’s go through these kind of facts you argue first on the first row I am a bust of Lionel Richie made of cheese who must find a working bathroom in a IKEA while holding an explosive diarrhea Wow I have you ever been in an Ikea you know I can’t find I can’t even find like the stuff I want to buy I’ve not even looked for the rest but they have a whole bathroom bed bed and bath section you can just use the toilet in the bathroom display I’ve done that so if me as a boss you cover it up long as you close it if me as a bust of Lionel Richie made of cheese has explosive diarrhea in the in the the bat demonstration bathroom at IKEA that ain’t scary that’s my argument I rest my case I’m gonna take issue with his case because busts don’t have bowels therefore this anatomically correct bust what’s yours a bus is this part up there’s this is not a debate you can’t rebut mine just say just y’all are nice pretty weak so I have to take yours up a loose seal which I don’t know what that is is that a seal it’s gotten out of something who just binge with it’s a leaky connection all up uh-oh just watched olive charmed binge-watched olive charm um I mean I don’t know this yoga seal is out and he’s watching charms you know you’re doing all the work for me now because you never know what kind of ideas a seal could get after watching a show about witchcraft I don’t want to I don’t want a voodoo seal up on me you know i diary diarrhea can be cleaned up but curses cannot be taken away I rest my case what do you think Steve that was a really good argument and I know that yet busts don’t have bottoms but I just think regardless of anything the diarrhea and let IKEA is gonna be scary diarrhea in IKEA let’s write that rap alright here’s what I had a little diarrhea you know you go first here see what you are I am a bag of loose hair everything that I do is a loose whose thirst for brains cannot be quenched so zombie hair that all I can tell you right now is that if you took some loose hair that was just out and about and it began to consume brains it probably wouldn’t consume brains it would just become a ball of brains and hair and you would think there had been some sort of deep scalping accident alright nuff said that’s pretty scary I am a signed copy of Fifty Shades of Grey whose Wi-Fi has just stopped working why is the Wi-Fi not working just that alone when your Wi-Fi stops working isn’t I mean there’s nothing more frustrating ly scary than that am i right and add to that a signed copy of Fifty Shades of Grey which I’m afraid of that book I’ve heard it I’ve heard I’ve heard what’s in that book I’ve heard if you heard on audible didn’t you yes there have been audible we’ve been hearing that book by reading it with your ears I know you um I’m gonna have to give it to the loose one on this one yeah ah yes that’s right that’s right press on I am the band three doors down who is stuck in an elevator at the 80th annual chili dog eating contest is this another like diarrhea reference chili dog eating contest you’re certainly uncomfortable first of all there’s an elevator at the chili dog eating contest and it’s been going for 80 years that’s why I’ve seen a high-rise the band three doors down in an elevator is very ironic so he’s but it’s not scary it’s not scary gotta cool it is ironic if you were in an elevator with three doors down and they were like you really how far you going and they were like it’s not three floors down those three door there’s doors at every on every floor right that’s a hall not a not a shaft Hall is just a shaft sideways heavy you every are of it have you ever been stuck in an elevator yeah scary have you ever been stuck in an elevator at a hotdog eating contest scarier with the band three doors down like panic well I’m in panic attack zone I rest my case a Giants fan at Dodger Stadium whose whites have been turned pink with a red sock now this is scary because as you know the Giants if you had on like a giant’s Jersey which is all-white usually it would be turned pink and everyone would think that you were there for breast cancer awareness and you would you have to constantly explain no I mean I don’t I mean I’m against breast breast cancer but this is an accident and that’s horrible to have to constantly explain how you’re against cancer but not really against breast cancer officially that’s a nightmare Dodger Stadium where all these people who are definitely against friends kids no no we have to explain that you also have to explain why you’re a football fan at a baseball stadium well that would be the San Francisco Giants what just forget that wrong you should get a demerit no a Giants fan at Dodger Stadium that’s the big rivalry in fact that’s there’s a Giants fan all right I’ll give you that we’ve gotten beaten to death I thought it was New York giant or the option hey who says it’s not a New York Giants fan at Dodger Stadium who says that who wrote this I wrote it that’s what I meant I didn’t write it that’s not what they meant Oh link already gave it to to the loose one yeah I gave you them at least one now I know all right you see you go through my nickname these are yours even though I acted like I was reading a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube-man who just realized they’re two months overdue on their cable bill Oh what am I gonna whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa crane all right Graham that was quite an argument right I am Queen Latifah who is casually feeding a hammerhead shark uh-huh she’s like what you won’t shark I’m Latifah that’s why I want to be that seems pretty hot wanting to be there is this about which one’s better cuz that one’s better yeah this one’s better I’m sorry hey girl oh yeah I feel like girl hammerhead casually feeding she’s not scared somebody’s here to the she’s casually feigning I’m on a roll the loose ones on a roll all right so me first Benjamin Button as a baby so baby Benjamin Button so this is late in the movie I had to think about it huh whoo stubbed the same toe twice oh it sucks you know when you stub a toe 20s you feel like you’re so angry with no one but yourself and then you stub it again you feel me you feel that and then you’re you’re regressing in time and becoming a baby that’s a baby that can’t walk and therefore the stubbing wouldn’t be that powerful no no no no oh man he knows how to walk and he can’t yet he still stubbed his toe twice all right bucks this one’s good this one is scary a dumpster who just realized they forgot to clear their browser history that’s ironic this is a dumpster that didn’t get taken and clapped have you smelled dumpster juice before that’s the worst it is the worst smell that anyone could smell and this is just sitting in there festering leftover didn’t get cleared out I don’t want to be a part of that what’s that dumpster bin housing I think it’s I think it’s a draw on that Oh draw I’m out all right you get this arm oh I’m so excited what is it gonna be it’s Merle Haggard you get to be Merle Haggard was hungry but there are no snacks ah and let me tell you what from what I know about Merle he gets hungry a lot he was hungry in the afternoon and he really liked snacks he really likes like high like carb very carb driven carb forward smack teas so he is he that this is scary because you don’t know what he’s gonna do is the munchies that stay out of his way I don’t want to be there when real Haggard is hangry um I am a monkey who is waiting to use the bathroom in a really long ride let’s just go back what does that monkey do squat the monkey squatting is what you do it monkey goes anywhere man you don’t want to let that monkey you got a turtle head monkey got to turtle in monkey got to get to the front of the line gotta let the monkey skip cuz that monkey would like on a face all that on a t-shirt a monkey what a turtle head will eat your face oh I’m preemptively voting for links on this one because I want a t-shirt that has a long line in a monkey standing in line and he’s looking like this he’s got a crazy face is this monkey got a turtle head that’s a great t-shirt isn’t it it’s it’s a gross uh situation last round so I win no now let’s go through all Emma : let’s man up just a lot of these yeah look but let’s say that guys went all out let’s save it because the next Halloween is it you’re gonna have to be howling just spook off man but it could just be great but we’re gonna go real fast cuz I want I want to see what all they come okay I’m old Chinese takeout who just farted guys but thinks it might poop it might be poo I’m old Chinese takeout who just farted but thinks it might be poop yeah yep yep Oh Chinese shark that’s what I am okay that’s scary Krampus what is that all right this is the evil version of Santa Anna German tradition Krampus with 2% battery left on his cell phone Oh I mean who’s Krampus he’s gonna be able to make them calls got it let me think of all the texts that Krampus has gotta send and you know I mean these days it’s he doesn’t actually do any of the stuff himself he texts Rudolph who just takes the sleigh around with the presidents and who’s the evil Rudolph no they say he takes all that he takes the normal reindeer and he does things with him that’s what that is it on a timeshare so that’s what makes Krampus really creepy Krampus Krampus does things but reindeer you don’t get okay okay you won that one let’s just move on hi who are you I’m first who are you a soccer mom on Black Friday who just spilled hot coffee on her groin soccer mom got a growing disc I mean it upsets the whole day she’s got to sue McDonald’s I mean there’s all kinds of things that got to happen she’s not gonna get the deals she’s gonna soccer mom got that boy he’s going back home and she’s gonna implode and that’s a lot worse than pushing and shooting somebody at the Walmart which is what happens a lot of times Oh Oh red she lashing out at her kids my groin is on fire the New York Pizza rat I’m supposed to know what that is but I don’t it’s that rat that was dragging a pizzas out of the subways Oh Oh your video of it yeah I saw that that’s gross that’s scary right there half of it and I’m already scared oh-ho pizza I got large so tried to buy a Twix bar but was 25 cents short Oh what about I gotta take this do I need to put the Twix bar back on the shelf can I leave it with you hmm he’s doing yet store clerk and he’s already got the pizza so how’s he gonna hold the pizza and the twins night oh I’m in a quandary can I give you some of this pizza just give me the twigs let me have the Twix nonchalantly feelin sharp I’ll lose that one too ha ha ha I give up I like it when you just all right I’m gonna first this up there’s no I’m a Wolverine at the animal not the x-man and I have just realized that I have to fight my friends for the last slice of pizza that’s it hey you don’t want to be eating pizza with a Wolverine and it come down to the last slide but you can so easily make it to pieces you can so easily please split it you’d be like guys listen slice time and there it is everybody like a wicked possum man they can’t do anything Hugh Jackman is a musical spin it’s not the x-man it’s the animal oh like a wicked possum it’s like a it’s like a demented you said that the animal not the X I was reading mine at that time I know you just don’t and that’s why I won this one what’s yours this is me tough to beat PewDiePie er a weird mix of PewDiePie and markiplier I mean I just stopped play that card that’s scary whose boyfriend you did we just ship PewDiePie and markiplier hold on markiplier they have a boyfriend they have a boyfriend who’s boyfriend we’ll only text back cake I mean think about PewDiePie’s like pewdiepie er is like what’s up Raz and then he’s just like okay and then markiplier starts crying cuz he’ll cry he will he just loves to cry um that’s pretty legendary good work man I win y’all feel spooky next year y’all round 2 of this next year we’ll be right here just looking it off just for the heck of you guys a real housewife of Pittsburgh who has just found a gray hair Oh that’s a good one too anybody in Pittsburgh care about you