GMMore 806: We Were Teenage Cowboy Wannabes

oh it’s getting funnier turn it into a little frizzy so why don’t every black ice on the roads wash yourself hey hey are you fronting haha don’t front ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh guys weather mid fronts get it welcome to good mythical more I some exciting things uh some exciting things first we’re gonna answer the question uh where the heck oh where the heck are we gonna put this thing whoa I think I’ve found the perfect spot whoa oh gosh whoa look at the double eyes oh ok save oh my goodness you’re going we’re gonna have fun with that in a second as I pet the horse and we’re gonna talk all about it in intricate detail first I do want to say though we have been encouraging you to pick up some links peculiar how you say it but who you who you really but you yearly perfect government peanut butter peppermint lip balm it’s the only kind on earth available ooh what’s that on my finger that does that come with our lip balms like Oh piece of chocolate or some from your horse your horses are dropping peculiarly perfect peanut butter peppermint lip balm the only place you get a trend like calm slash store and my beard oil for the bearded men and women in your life now listen um we’re getting a lot of feedback about these items and great I’m actually right because people you know we’re telling you that this tastes great and this is great well we’re selling it right so you’re do you really believe us well you should believe us you should trust us but what are people who have actually already received this saying about how good it tastes and how good it is well link this is some some comments that Lance over a bearded lady who helped develop this with us sent me from their Instagram feed I love it this is I am Katherine she says I love it it smells and tastes amazing it also feels really really really good I am pretty sure that I found my new lip balm my new go-to lip balm for quality product and then she comments again she’s like I’m going to have to order more I seriously love this stuff it smells like heaven and works so well get it y’all all the mythical priest says this is legit the best lip balm I’ve ever had better than eels and chapstick by far thanks bearded lady and rhett and Link and yes it’s peculiarly perfect so yeah man you’ve heard it from gonna thaw our lips but now you’re hearing it for some other people’s lips and it does go on your lips it will naturally nestle into your Christmas stocking in your pocket you don’t know I really nestled into your pocket two important things ID we did say this I’m gonna keep emphasizing it though it is not it does not have peanut butter in it so it’s just peanut butter flavoring but it’s not actually peanuts so it’s not like it contains peanuts so if you have a peanut butter allergy and it’s flat it’s not going to call this flattening shape so it sits in your pocket without with a low profile yeah low profile pocket sitting um we welcome to good mythical more we have an interesting history with western wear that dates well uh earlier well earlier well earlier well beyond present time me just trying to be auctioneer uh-oh you want you want to talk about the table or you want to talk about I should put a table up here while we talk about it isn’t that a good-looking table guys it is and I’ll listen I’ll bid myself didn’t I on date myself is the top is not fastened it’s just balanced on the horse’s head the horses balancing that right exactly just kidding y’all is fastened uh here’s what you may not have noticed this like I’m I look I’ve got a mouth over my eyes oh you may not have noticed this from watching the episode I don’t know I can’t remember exactly if we included this but the funny thing is we had absolutely no idea how to do what we were doing when we were bidding on things and there were 40 of these horse stables and Link and so the way that it works is they come up with a price and then you can get as many at that price as you want and length a bit against himself and moved it from 35 to what is you’re not paying 45 unit up ain’t 40 but you were bidding 245 look at myself for it it’s better when you go down and it’s a good answer black hair is what we see on the bottom and then it go down further further further and when your eyes look no eyes do double eyes that’s when it’s really clear right there I mean that look I know but when it’s like this it’s like I don’t have eyes yeah you don’t have eyes how’s it feel good boy I ride the horse table has blinded me I’m eat my own eyeballs ah I’m gonna go up here I’m I don’t have a nose I can can still see it so anyway the way this works is you end up getting as many of that price as possible so link paid $40 for this thing by the end of the night these things were going for like 10 bucks apiece they were like dudes walking out with like 12 of them at $10 apiece and we are two bodies in here we’ve made $40 for one of them making it flash we are getting a lot of flicker not to I’m too phony one side table I can touch my own nose with my tongue hmm Hydra amusing yourself so we do have we come from the sticks they call it we come from with a why a great band a tobacco field that has roads around it and we went to a high school called harness Central High School which is actually in an old tobacco field and but there were still clicks at this high school just like there are in any high school and because we were from Buies Creek we were from the you know Buies Creek was like the college town where Campbell University was so it was just like everybody thought that everybody from Buies Creek thought that they were smarter and better than everybody else and everybody in and everybody in Buies Creek thought that they were smarter and better than everybody else so it was actually true yeah and but there was some guys from Angier who’d like to dress up and with a oh my gosh what is going on can you see that is it is a register on there and you really felt it I think so yeah a little bit were you trying to make nor 240 sounds the guys from Angier sometimes would wear Wrangler jeans or jeans western shirts hat but cowboy hats and then we started noticing that some of the girls that were hanging out with us started talking about the guys who wore boots and Wranglers like they look good and we were like what you think that looks good but instead of being like y’all are crazy we were like let’s go get some what sir let’s let’s go get some western wear yeah there was a place in Benson weird events where they have an annual percival called mule Daniel base where the people parade around on what was the name of that place um Billy Bob’s Western bitches still there it is closed I Drive past it every Christmas it’s closed yeah it’s been closed for a number of years now and I’m sorry Billy Bob what who don’t like anyway we got foot we got fully equipped you thought that you think the jeans we were in now are tight ha the jeans we were they were tight do the top part is probably the same I mean yeah we probably they can’t get much tighter than the Jane set and we had we had boots I think we show pictures – you guys got a Roper certain type of cowboy boot called a Roper and it had a places they would lace up like a tennis Roper’s have ropes on I think if you’re a roping cowboy that’s why they’re called that but we we decided no no they had had one of these puppies but it’s a horse so we went to the State Fair in Raleigh and we went in these outfits like with cowboy hats and I felt pretty self conscious and kind of stupid because I was often Buies Creek I’m not supposed to dress like this and then we saw some guys from Angier who were the guys that our girls in our group had said that they thought looked good in a sauce at the State Fair and we’re like wore like walking in the State Fair with cowboy it was like we were undercover as them at the fair and then they saw the look that they gave us when they saw us was like like I would have hated us if I saw us a man just be honest I would have totally hated us if I saw us come like that it’s like you got your dress in a certain way it’s working everybody likes it and then all of a sudden these dudes who are not supposed to dress that way just completely revamp their entire wardrobe and start dressing that way at the State Fair they decide to break it out at a State Fair yeah that like it I have a sheep or deserved if you’re showing an animal at the fair you wear anything you want but not if you’re just a normal ticket buyer but then we kept those clothes for a number of years well actually well into this this job and from time to time if we need to dress like a cowboy we’d wear those but they were seriously bought as cowboy wear the very first time yeah and now every time I look at their horse right here I’m gonna I’m gonna think about you need to get you a little garden gnome that rides on the back of that thing right there yeah put a bobble head on it yeah I wonder if I can get my bobblehead straddle it I think they still the way the bobble head works the fact that it’s got a base on bottom day if I took the the base off of it look at that hey somebody somebody photoshopped that into a scene go get your bobble head Rhett you’re gonna miss the opportunity to be a part of this we’re going to take this guys and we’re gonna we’re going to photo you can Photoshop us into like an amazing story and I don’t want you to Photoshop this off this needs to stay on because it’s not it doesn’t just become a horse it is still a horse table give me some room oh but it’s the rhettandlink bobble head adventures on a horse on the on the horse table so let’s hold it hold it where they can Photoshop our hands out like that and then just keep it still for where they can take a still at any moment and then let’s do it this way we’re like the horse is coming right at you and we’re looking at looking around each side look at the camera I say there’s another angle for you and then we got this angle final angle here I’m grabbing back here leaning forward leaning and turn them towards the camera like that alright there’s another and then you want the horse leaving let go would you right here there’s the horse leaving guys you got plenty of options for the we just created with a diagram opposite rhett rhett and Link bobblehead adventures on horseback table horse yeah and then one thing we’re up we get on top of the horse cuz I can light that could happen that could definitely happen I guess yeah once we get up there work that’s how we transmit that’s how we get to a different dimension like this right my head’s not in the shot anymore there we go oh good horse look smart Denny a horse looks smarter than the average horse don’t you think have at it mythical beasts

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