piece that was something that was a little snow something if somebody remixed it and then like looped it you know I was trying to do their the find it I was trying to imply that Alice can turn their head around but because I can’t it didn’t really really translate we were really in sync with the whole hoops oh whoops I want to to address something a lot of people are pointing out the fact that flavors on all my flavors does not have au in it because on this side of the pond we don’t use it too so but there it is right there yeah you can interpret this as a you if you want to feel free to make that of you flows all my flows or just be like a charity yeah it’s cool my head listen if I don’t don’t read it just buy it if I could have a shirt that had said something on it and it was spelled in the Canadian or the English or wherever else way I’d be like yeah that’s cool I got it from different country so it’s the positive it’s beginning to smell a lot like gravy I gotta say that the gravy didn’t really get as bad as it did not we should have more in there no dad more in there and we told him to take a look yeah I’m gonna go mythical more Rhett has some more blank I’m gonna say there’s no gravy at stake here you know I mean you want to keep doing gravy let’s start eating this like everyone I get right you gotta take a bite out of this and and and down it the woman who wrote blank a nursery rhyme about another woman also played an integral role in making Thanksgiving a national holiday she made Thanksgiving a national holiday and she wrote a nursery rhyme about another woman that wasn’t herself is that what you mean by another woman yeah I’m supposed to say the nursery rhyme well you about a woman you can get the whole thing if you want I’ll tell you if you’re right or wrong Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her stuffing and cranberry sauce oh let’s make Thanksgiving a national holiday because I’m the boss mmm arrived that was the original unfortunately it’s incorrect that’s a good guess though it’s actually mary had a little lamb but if I said a woman who wrote Little Miss Rama about a woman and her pet you would have gotten it it would be too easy a Little Miss Muffet or mary had a little lamb what are the other choices was another Nursery Rhyme but there was a spider and I would have probably still guessed Little Miss Muffet that was a her pet was a spider her pet along came a spider and sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away and is that how it ends let’s pick it up with the spider and then the spider will sat on the tuffet hmm what’s a tuffet first of all Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet it’s the thing that muffets sit on hmm actually this is pretty interesting yeah yeah it’s like sitting on the coffee a ka a footstool or a low seat if it was Little Miss ottoman or it was Little Miss Parliament said on the Ottoman what is still working well maybe we should do that Little Miss bottom in’ so that on an ottoman Sarah Hale bottom and out she was a magazine editor and she I don’t know exactly why she really wanted Thanksgiving to be a national holiday so she had a seventeen year letter-writing campaign to the people in charge and finally in 1863 when Abraham Lincoln was president he gave in and said all right let’s make it a national holiday because it was not I think it was just something they did in Sarah’s family huh that’s one more thing that Lincoln can be known or Macy’s is the world’s second largest consumer of blank Macy’s is a consumer hahahaha it shot it I get it I get it it’s helium well Inc Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Brett how you think those those things to say afloat Stevie’s jaw drops when I’m cuz I’m getting things right she’s like she’s like he’s actually knowing stuff he’s read there’s a helium shortage you heard about that right you know what I’ve known only heard about it I’m part of the problem well yep I’m a big driver for this shortage but you know one have a lot of one man who just likes to talk with helium in the mirror is not anything compared to like a giant Garfield oh that’s not what I do with it Rhett but who’s the number one consumer of helium because that’s not Macy’s they’re like number two Oh what is what is the one the US government the US government I know they’re always talking hi like that blimps dare dribbles they probably use helium are they working on like weapon a blimp drone it’s like a helium laser hit him with a helium laser they’ll stop they’ll start disrespecting one another because they all sound like children just give me another one blanks give it it’s been documented link it’s been documented okay well I mean what making US air force would do flyby test breaking the sound barrier near by turkeys would blink are these turkeys that have been bred for their size because then I know they can’t procreate that’s not it could be try to reproduce that could when acres are sunny bunnies put that turkey baster Oh give me a shot turkeys turkeys what died sadly they died sir you really care about these turkeys oh you know what I appreciate that I think sonic sonic booms kill turkeys Sonic’s boom killed Turkey they do they drop dead from cardiac arrest I was right again yeah gee it should be Thanksgiving every day gee whiz gee willikers I’m smart about this Thanksgiving that’s actually how the US government prepares turkeys for the troops military yeah sonic bust now I know that you know this you definitely know this one if blank had his way our country’s national bird would be a turkey instead of a bald eagle oh I thought I would have thought you would’ve known this why would I know this it’s just one of those getting blank had his way some of those things you just hear about multiple times cool growing up at least oh that’s the hint so it’s not it’s not like a current presidential candidate if blank had his way the turkey would be the national bird what’s the guy’s name I’m on such a road the one that you say I need to get right is I don’t know the Institute so I’m really gonna Ted Nugent mmm Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin yeah well because we made that decision a long time ago like back at the founding of the country yeah but it’s constantly being questioned by Matt Nugent and he really really mentioned Franklin thought the wild turkey was an amazing was amazing things when I go home and I will for the holidays to see my mom and her husband Lewis technically technically my stepfather but I just call him Lewis because they got married after I got married to my wife so it’s like when you know a stepdad you’re just a really awesome guy he was married to my mom it has a lot of land and we go out a lot of land go out back there in the land on on a what they call it Gator yeah it’s not an alligator it is a four-wheel-drive green truck it’s types of high-powered golf car and we see turkeys back there and I don’t think they’re amazing looking creatures apparently there are a lot smarter than you think I don’t think they’re stupid brother they really like freedom and that was that Franklin’s reasoning yeah on Thanksgiving love freedom just like us which I think I understand love is Greenville be guided by the eagle eagle just exudes freedom right like flying anywhere he wants to go and you know dive-bombing and there’s all kinds of things that he’s doing okay on Thanksgiving Day America will eat blanket turkeys cooked turkeys don’t eat raw turkeys people that’s my answer because if there is there’s a number I know I’m not getting it right let’s have some fun all right all right think about the population I’m so bad think about numbers okay number guess what do you think the population of the u.s. is let’s just start there no no out then I’ll look even more stupid so let me just answer the question what is the question again how many turkeys are consumed you can what you could figure this out you don’t start with the world population which you know that right roughly okay six billion people well it’s about 700 seven-night how many are in the u.s. I have no clue most of them are in like China probably though hmm let’s say there’s a billion people in the US is that right no that would be about almost three times as many as we actually divided by three yeah well I was counting women and children what what kind of jerk are you you don’t count women and children there’s under Paris between three or 50 and 40 million what I don’t know what the exact number is no let’s just say it is 75 million people in the u.s. I don’t know I haven’t checked lately and then so so if there’s 300 man I still think that you’re I don’t eat turkey so you taking me out so there’s minus one okay all right she’s gonna take you and then the course I’m gonna say they’ll split Turkey I’m gonna say I’m gonna say six I was gonna say six million turkeys that’s way too many it’s five million turkeys forty five million turkeys really yeah which basically means that there how is there that many turkeys period there’s a little more than a turkey for every ten people are a little less than it yeah a little more that that’s purchased on Thanksgiving yeah do you think about all the gatherings out there and you’ve got the average size of the family the advertiser the family is four people give or take and then almost everybody gets Turkey like at least eighty percent right I just approach all of these type of questions with a certain level of defeat that’s like I was thanks for making me feel great like I was feeling great about this game until it came down to like all right the numbers thing you can redeem yourself with last night in question how many calories will the average American consumed on Thanksgiving and this is a range if you get anywhere inside of the range you’ll be the man and you can leave happy impressed and proud it’s the amount all day cuz I still eat breakfast I met I looks good breakfast on Thanksgiving who do your takeaway that have the average again this is still a tough one for me this we’re working that part of your brains okay good new iran’s can actually begin i’m also giving people at home time to formulate their and they’re doing without being influenced because because i’m not doing any math i’m going totally on gut here see i mean if you ate two to three thousand calories a day you might you know depending your weight you might be doing all right I’m gonna say 2500 calories that’s low 40 100 calories hold on I’m just trying to figure how your brain works because you just basically said that the app you so the average of 3,000 you write 2500 because it’s because that’s love day where we dance a lot okay I said that’s low so then I changed what I changed you 4,100 yeah that’s what I changed you’re right link is between four and six thousand calories so until on the low end but I was in that I can celebrate it yes now here’s the here’s the last thing I’ll say is I guarantee you that you eat eight thousand dollars see ten thousand calories on Thanksgiving there’s not a chance that that is a low number I mean I hurt mash so much food period you should call the plumber before you should go ahead and like schedule the polanco my pipes are used to it that’s not my pipes are really used to it it requires by eight eight hours of exercise to burn that off link it gracious happy exercising you know what you can go ahead and exercise right now to get a little head start on that and then you can eat as much as you want