GMMore 809: Who Is the Riddle Master?

okay he’s over here he can do it he’s right off screen I’ve got him by oh look at that can you hear him he’s making bear sounds nice no and then look oh that’s got a bear that’s not a bear I got him I threw him over there I didn’t want to I didn’t want to show him to anyone that was my brother he’s just very hairy what a hell it tastes pilgrim humor pilgrim humor pelegrin yeah pilgrim you move or the gun comes got they got chapped lips dang they did you know oh gosh yes and you know what else pilgrims had beards peculiarly perfect for pilgrims dosa peanut butter peppermint lip balm pilgrims love it rattling calm so I still are here to foil you know what else pilgrims have a welcome to good mythical more oh we are really getting into thank spirit pilgrims have buckles on their heads why because it might keep it tight you don’t want to lose your hat that’s a euphemism for something don’t lose your hat pilgrim don’t embarrass yourself I’ll lose your hat well the reason why I say this because this is what your hair looks like when you take your pilgrim hat off well let’s see what I got your brewing under here oh wow did you say what I got brewing what I got ruined it’s like comic book here I like it comic book here mommy pit so um good job I almost came back if I would have pretty skin honk those were knobs that I just missed the basket I coulda beat you by 6 point I think that cup I was a good blocker though I blocked a shootie did you do out of you man it hurt a little bit it hurt the shoe key out of me your mom used to say she shook e she did um so another thing that pilgrim he still saying did for fun sure she’s saying it right now Oh Shuki can hear shooka-shooka-shooka it for fun was they riddled each other with with what with wit with riddles not with shocked okay so stevie has some riddle she’s gonna riddle us off-screen and what’s at stake here um well I’m gonna take the social media photos you know I’m going to Instagram it up so I’m not gonna try to relinquish that just for pride Joker presses Ockham’s pride okay hopefully I’ll make some progress programs pride it’s like a bread or something right pilgrims pride give us a try best give us a riddle scheme yep many have heard me but no one has seen me and I will not speak back until spoken to what am i many have seen me what many have heard me but no one has seen me and I will not speak back until spoken to I think I know what this is is this gonna be a countdown and saying up saying yeah cuz I think I know this one is – oh don’t look at your screen you don’t need a screen don’t need no screen Helen looking at no screen okay you both have it hmm three two one echo ah-ha pilgrim feel like a pilgrim okay here we go what can be a 10 mins length and a 10 mins strength but but 10 men cannot stand it on its end 10 men’s length and 10 men’s strength but 10 men can’t stand it on its Inc and didn’t rhyme 10 men’s LinkedIn 10 men’s strength but 10 men can’t think to put it on its end put it on its end I have no idea I mean I have something that makes sense but I can’t be the right answer okay okay three things I got it 110 minute Oh hahaha in a 10 minute you can stack 10 min if you’re indestructible oh yeah think about it boo are you um are you know Piper strikes all right but let me so I have a theory you’re like a book of riddles when you were a kid maybe maybe I got an inside track somebody’s where I can see you with a book of riddles it alone in that closet is like sneaking them riddle women are Kelly all of a sudden but no you like stuff like that like we went with the book club when the bookmobile will come in to see how this work guys when I get something right I get I get belittled I’m not ridic I’m just making the point that listen yay God can I be smart issue yeah I’m not just say you know why what I’m saying you know what you’re doing great link but would you have and when the bookmobile came into town would you have not gotten a book of riddles I mean it just seems like the kind of it I’m not saying you’re into riddles I mean I’m not saying it’s a bad thing to be good at riddles is great but you are kind of into riddles like you got like riddle books run the bookmobile game rot right or wrong no I mean listen just celebrate the fact that I’m smart about something that I’m beating you at something you’re trying to say oh you’re beating me because you’ve been in a closet brother riddle book when you were equip I’m probably gonna end up winning at the end of this but I’m just saying I’m just interest to it I’m just interested okay it’s fine game is fine yeah I don’t need you to tell me if I’m smart I can know it in my heart okay let’s go for the third they told me the answer hey oh yeah did you have anything else to say Glinka boy told me dance who told you the answer no one Lizzy told you the answer came up before conversation we have rental conversations without you been given these answers this is no fun just that was an example oh but I probably would have got it anyway oh okay let’s go let’s do it when you have me you feel like sharing me but when you do share me you don’t have me anymore what am i I’m not looking at you I’m looking right there um look this is me any thought I was looking at look this is me looking where I was looking this is me looking at you you feel you feel the difference I got it and see you’re distracting me I could have been coming up with the answer give it to me again because this is this is big time when you have me like sharing me but when you do share me you don’t have me anymore what do share me you don’t have me anymore when you do share me I’ll give him answer when you do have me we’re gonna need an answer you don’t share wait a treatable now what’s something what’s something that when you share it you can’t I mean I got it right now I’m pilgrim this thing come on all right link you wanna you got it you know it I mean I know something that will work okay thank you what a secret a present or a secret yeah does it does all that apply to present have a present you feel like sharing a present yeah but when you do share a present no it’s the present no it’s a secret you’re compelled to share it and then you give it away you don’t have any secrets or answer all right I’d like to hang that secret with that rope from the previous answer what is in front of a woman and in back of a cow come on we don’t need to think about it so another write what you know it immediately yeah what’s in front of a woman and behind the cow yeah and in back of a cow come on y’all what yeah stop distracting me from thinking about it you don’t know it I got some little work what’s in front of a woman behind a cow in him back of a cow in him not behind account and in back of a cow inin back of a cow hmm yeah okay okay three two one peace we agree Oh surprisingly not teats um mean letter W they’re not in back either oh it’s Hanna behind your underneath is not tea some letter W woman and a hundred percent sure it was tea so as I said yeah yeah we both pilgrim that answer all right tea tea and and we didn’t say others we both said teats alright don’t know that’s all runners I have keys but no locks I have a space but no room you can enter but can’t go outside what am i I have keys but no locks I have a space but no room you can enter but can’t go outside what am i this seems so obvious but I can’t space but no room I have a space but no room you have keys a space and you can enter which you can’t exit you can enter but you can’t but can’t go outside Keys Benelux space but no room you can enter but can’t go outside you guys can get this one trying to think what another kind of key my buck will just busted thinking too hard you see it every day you see this every day see it every day Keith no I know but don’t you don’t need to okay you want a hint yeah you kind of do have a lock you have one not an actual lock though you kind of you have kids but no lock but you kind of have a lock sort of but sort of but it’s not you use it constantly music you can see it in the room right now definitely let’s see here until we get it like literally as long as it freakin Tay I feel like I’m at a mental dead in I don’t have anything so no your keys as keys but no lock suggests just think of what happens well one wrong hold on just thing what it has it has keys to locks it has a space you can enter what is it is it a something physical yeah cuz I was thinking like happiness no because I think like the key to happiness no it’s something very physical that you touch every day you can enter happiness but you cannot go outside a panic room I thought you said something else like um you see it every day and you touch it every day the present I’m using that answer again my face your face has space what has keys in this room guys what has keys in this room yeah what’s in this room that has keys the door thank you another type of key key lime pie like the key to something like the key to the key to life no get physically what think of another typing something in this room there’s a bunch of them in this room computers Oh phone keyboard yeah so what’s the answer any bored keyboard has a spade you can enter what you can never leave inside enter but you can’t see that pilgrims never use that one 8 yeah I was thinking about pilgrim life hashtag pilgrim life y’all tell them it ain’t easy alright so we tah no I got rope you got the other one we’re both together first one right I got rope I got secret secret I got teeth I gave his key words I’ll give you keyboard if you give me rope but then you’ll still win it’s a good old-fashioned pilgrim tie this is not really a dude it’s a good food they know what they were so so peaceful they were so nice and peaceful that they just it was always a tie at the end of the games you know how to make a pilgrim funny you’re stood instantly funny look how funny we are now let’s give him some photos here here’s something put on tumblr you’re something you put on tumblr guys you know how you guys put stuff on tumblr Wow caption this tumblr we’re here for sort of like a Spanish pirate yeah it’s like a – of conquistadors look fi all day like good oh dude look at what you doing is ally the Invisible Man liquid I look like leakiness you put pilgrims different pot we’re not a riddle is here where I told you quick play without collar yeah when you don’t have video games computers you’d be out in the middle of a cornfield like hey triangle place hey hey man yeah can we bring any girls over on the boat let’s hang out with them

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