GMMore 810: Writing A Ridiculous Thanksgiving Mad Lib

I could also be thankful for the Sun rising and setting another day it’s here now I’m interpreting your dance instead of your finger ah I’m a skier trying to get through I’m trying to go through up on to my friend Happy Thanksgiving friends oh how did that turn in me you were giving me enough so I had to start doing stuff I said thankful you’re the head of your you’re at the table and you’re being thankful then you started racing a horse I got bored I got bored oh man nothing like we should have an interpretive dance workout DVD because my my adrenaline is pumping you know what day it is it’s Thursday Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving is everything a Thursday it’s everyday a Thursday once Thanksgiving always on Thursday that’s what I was trying to say but what I said was is everyday a Thursday Thursday is everyday yeah hey Jen Happy Thanksgiving hey you – who are you thankful for whoo-hoo you guys great answer um hmm isn’t is uh is now a good time for for this awesome lip-balm grace peculiarly perfect peanut butter peppermint lip balm available in packs of two at red link on flash store is now a good time oh yes it’s completely appropriate now all right your family doesn’t eat all right kids oh and I’ll cuz you know I also have red speared oil beastly but balanced put that slather it on your oh yeah I don’t think it’s and you could probably drink it but I wouldn’t suggest it it’s not recommended for going in the mouth it’s going around the mouth on the beer region Jen if you want to try some of this yeah for sure we need another plate do we have another plate can you do we want to start with the the male item while we’re waiting to the place you get the only downfall key to this is that you really want easy foods after Thanksgiving like you want foods are just like that’s why I like the open-faced turkey sandwich is such a popular hit put turkey on it it’s just so easy yeah but slicing this and warming it up if you can get somebody who wants to take the time to make this and you should eat it I mean I love this I would say you could add Brussels sprouts to it and I still love it but why would you do that try and slice it oh I like them but that’s not Thanksgiving but it’s not a traditional Thanksgiving food I mean yeah why don’t we do this because I think they’re not probably cold so why don’t we go through the the mythical male museum item when you go to the museum will heat you up a piece Oh awesome oh yeah cuz I threw this ours is like yeah welcome to good mythical more worry open your mail which were very thankful for do you read and link my name is Sumner oh so close to her which would remind me of that season yeah it is a good reminder my name is Sumner and I’m 11 there’s only four I sent you a golf ball that my friend and I found in our Park my friend was going to throw it on the ground to see how high he could bounce a hit inside the top of the slide so it would not hit me he threw it and it flew into the air and it hit the top of the swing set and came right into the slide and hit my eye hahaha sorry summer it gave me my first black eye and I would like you to put it in the mythical meal music I watched GMM every day my favorite episode is the milk taste test thank you Sumner Corrales he hid he was like let me get nestled up in this slide before you throw this thing and then it found its way in there to give him a black eye and now it’s found its way to us that’s my favorite letter it’s Lux this is a women’s golf ball oh it is it’s a Wilson staff for the ladies what why do women need to have their own golf ball well usually the the typically not to generalize but I will general generalize the clubhead speed of a female golfer is less than the clubhead speed of a male golfer makes and so you need a different compression ball in order to go a different distance what if you want to give you from the black eye but it still works for black eyes all right can we put in this it’s in really good shape for having been bounced off of something and then into somebody’s eye I’ll grab a slice in then and then put it away oh my yeah it’s heavy this slicer is there a slicer and then when you come back you’re gonna eat this and we’re gonna play Thanksgiving mad libs yeah just throw I usually use the sweet potatoes as like a dessert you know I like eat it right before the pumpkin pie portion of the meal Oh gross so I will so you can i would recommend removing the golf ball before microwaving your slice I just dropped my short on the phone to everything is falling apart I mean I only made it touch right there you’re the one who just rolled it all around over the top of how was them how was the museum it’s looking great just look yeah I go by there all the time and it’s like a it’s a shrine it’s too uh pretty well in ethical beasts and filled with crazy things now a golf ball I’ll go in there and I’ll just stand there and I’ll just stare at it sometimes I do that I feel a connection yeah hmm totally man kind of like when everyone was gonna touch my face mr. suchak or that give it a taste and then how are we gonna do this mad lib thing I got it on my computer it’s better than the bah mad libs it’s better than the pizza cake it’s better than the pizza cake because I never had any the pizza pizza cake is not necessarily a new experience I’m gonna feel you I mean American eating this yes Pizza cake is really good but it’s just I think he will be on top of pizza which I can feel like I can kind of do you don’t get everything in it I don’t know I just I just took a bite I got too excited this is my I think this is my sixth American Thanksgiving get all of that and one bite this bit everything yes all the letters yeah the whole Canyon it’s gonna be a big bite Jen yeah this is not gonna look great doc we can describe mush it smush it don’t look at him he’s eating a really big bite don’t look at me look at us I am you need somebody to hold your hair back like it you’re like it you so many tastes all of them yeah I mean it’s really representative of the things even experience anyway it’s like you got all these relatives who like you don’t really want to be in that close quarters but you’re like all smushed together make sure cried you think about it and it makes me really upset um what do you know Madlib it up connects giving is it not turkey uh no we eat turkey pretty much the exact same thing I haven’t had I haven’t ever had marshmallows in my Thanksgiving usually on the top of the sweet potatoes see potatoes to candy yams yeah no we don’t maybe that’s just my family that does do that but alright Madlib it alright let’s do it now you said these are New Age mad lives that we’re gonna be like worship and crystals or something yeah totally those were screwed so when I was younger when I did Mad Libs it was always in like that flip book that oh yeah you read it in and then you have to manually input it we had many of those yeah there but now the internet does that for you now yes just like it does a lot of things all right first things first is adjectives stanky with an A okay a famous male Wesley Snipes alright famous female police knives sister she’s sheriff Snipes no write it just like that what we’re making her up Wesley Snipes sister snare Snipes yes snare ass knifes a re it looks great there’s no character limit your name rhett and Link Smitty and smutty Smitty and Scottie alright yet Smitty and somebody that’s what we call ourselves when the cameras are rolling food smut doesn’t that mean something yeah you should probably move on through MIDI and smushy okay so you’re just mushy okay you’ll be smashing turkey cake Turkic a Canadian turkey cake okay without marshmallows turkey cake with Omar you’re really doing the heavy lifting here and that’s what the mad libs supposed to do all right a singular noun ah ah gorgeous tortoise dog I said bog the first bug that’s singular now tortoise bog it’s just a body full of dead tortoises they don’t go in the tortoise mug um no man has ever come out of the tortoise mom favorite band favorite band uh aid what get it Oh huh no favorite band uh let’s just let’s just go what was your favorite band uh listen fat boy who sang that song huh who was that guy in sync you know like 1998 he wasn’t Creed but he was a lot like Creed and you like you had like the album’s third three Doors Down uh she’s like rock guitar it was mostly with that lead singer seventh heaven or so that’s nice if at 7 by 7 Mary 3 7 Mary 3 you remember that man you love silly Mary was like it was like a Nirvana ripoff you thought they were 7 like Marius in the female urban areas yeah let’s go with and what in any time y’all look up 7 Mary 3 is either that’s you’re listening to assignment for today guys happy Thanksgiving to 7 Mary 3 is one pot one really popular song they had what was it cumbersome cumbersome I have become cumbersome that’s way yeah yeah does anyone here know of this Eddie you don’t know this you have to play it play bring up a little bit we’re not halfway done we gotta get this Mary and play it that if I’m lagged or something we’ll trim it off what’s a funny sound like a sound doesn’t work sound um a sniffle sniffle no no no let’s make us sounds let’s make it sound okay okay I think that’s cues in w’s yes yes / qw ski wounded duckling Sam past tense verb um um smote ‘add smoked smoked he was smoked smote yeah like this is the smited smite okay favorite singer um whoever they got from 7 Mary 3 yes big lead singer of 7 Mary 3 no let’s go with something simpler let’s go with favorite singer Josh Groban all right it’s a great singer great sense of humor two adjectives Josh Groban E exclamation I think I’m telling you to put an exclamation point exclamation is gosh droven yeah gosh Josh grobin gosh droven Josh Groban gosh drove in past tense verb past tense verb mmm-hmm barefoot skied interesting another exclamation there’s gonna be a crazy Thanksgiving stuff it gets tough it with an exclamation point stop it uh give Ripley ruski written lyrics key that’s a noun got a lot of ripples um animal singular one animal could be tortoise that tortoise bugs but you know what it’s not as a turtle they got in the turtle turtle turtle pet name um Scooby how many those is that mmm-hmm Scooby all right here we go is this about Thanksgiving okay I told my amazing things all right read it read it click the button all right well that’s long how long is it home yes this was the most stanky Thanksgiving ever right when I came in to dinner yes Wesley Snipes was sitting next to Grandma and Wesley Snipes is snare a Snipes he was carving the Thanksgiving Canadian turkey cake without marshmallows you left out the word sister that’s okay yeah we know we all know it’s Terrance he might have cut it down because it was so long but I lift it in huh have a seat Smitty in smushy said there’s a lot of s’s said Wesley Snipes is snare a Snipes sister Wesley’s Oh Wesley Snipes sisters Mears oh I did miss it yeah that sorry oh cool um past the tortoise bug pie Wesley Snipes sick you know it would be really nice to start with a song Smitty and smushy would you sing the star-spangled banner for everybody that’s make a banner we didn’t say gosh grandma I blurted out I can’t see in front of everybody I’m not a rock star like 7 Mary 3 yeah yeah they are rock stars playing a little bit of that edit now’s the time okay let’s no listen do it on your own times party your listen he’s at that point there was a make the wounded duck sound I can’t I got food my mouth at that point there was a queue wqw wounded duckling sound at the front door oh I smoked oh oh there it is I smoked to the hull and opened the door there was 70 Mary 3 what hey dude are we in time for the star-spangled banner’ asked Josh Groban he’d sing her 7 maybe wow this is a great alternative reality 7 Mary 3 I can’t believe it did you really come to my house for Thanksgiving dinner I asked I was really Josh Groban II gosh droven said Josh Groban you know I leave it to Josh Groban to make an explanation out of his own name yeah and for us to get really Josh Groban around it you start acting like Josh Groban when he comes around we wouldn’t pass up a chance to eat your grandma’s tortoise bog pie so I led Sara 7 so I’ve had 7 Mary 3 back into the dining room and we sang the star-spangled banner everyone it’s all coming together this is really sweet ruin cleft and bare foot ski all right quick today deck up Jews get the light gosh get a run take off you barefoot ski I’ll get a Canadian every time I’m crying I’m crying hmm you should come on our next tour with us said Josh grobin yeah he did stuff it I was going to meet Rox oh I’m breaking down here um Smitty and smushy Smith’s pushy wake up it’s time to make the pumpkin pie mom are you offering it Oh No okay just pull yourself together I can read a little bit my mom I was in bed it was a Thanksgiving morning and it was all a dream for a moment I felt really Ripley happens I mean it wasn’t gonna be a rock then I thought about it hmm well I decided I’m thankful for my family for my house and for my pet turtle Scooby really thankful I won’t have to eat tortoise bog pie today yeah ha ha ha punch out 7 Mary 3 whoa I’m ready I’m ready to do this air guitar I want to hear some of the words um apparently their name is based on the TV series chips yeah that was 7 May – is it callsign oh wow come Basu yeah sounds like 94 that sounds so good

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