I’m gonna tell you and you’re not gonna feel it cuz I’m a ghost I can feel it even though you’re a ghost how does it feel little bit awkward yeah I love you really awkward you say ditto I know you haven’t seen the movie like a lot of movies from the past if you have it seen I just bit a little bit in your ear I’m sorry I love you ditto there you go no I mean I just spit in your ear – oh I don’t know how it went like that ghost is a movie that’s where you were going with that movie I haven’t seen ya that’s why you did another ditto thing ditto me goldberg was in the movie she’s now a host on a show called the view was that yours I know all kinds of things about celebrities um ask me a question can’t tell my you know we couldn’t remember whether or not I’ve told this story on good mythical more I’ll tell a truncated version of it this is a happy zoo story because I got some more I mean totally unhappy zoo stories but yeah tell yours first and then we’re going to welcome to good mythical more okay so the big if when you visit the zoo is are the animals gonna be awake are the animals gonna be awake oh I’m right are they gonna be close to where I can see them or is it gonna be like oh I’m so excited about this new lion exhibit and they’re like a hundred feet away and like you know like see like they’re like snoring and there’s like a hand coming up and that’s all the action that you get oh well I got some about that literally I’ll save it until you’re done but my favorite part of the whole zoo of any zoo is you know chimpanzees gorillas talking talking talking chimpanzees and gorillas I’m talking the prime never I made that exhibit the primates and so and gorillas are my favorite gorillas are my favorite exhibit and these this guy the gorilla was just like super active that day it was like a younger one and he was like kind of showing off to the people and like going up and like doing things and like turning around and like putting his back up against the thing and then so I was like man we’re like me and the kids are like right there I was like this is awesome and get this like soar so close to this thing that could just rip our heads off and then all of a sudden we see that there is a rabbit inside the enclosure and I don’t think the zoo actually feeds rabbits to the gorillas no probably no rabbit just got in there somehow a jungle rabbit and they see this rabbit the gorillas and there’s like four drillers in there they see this rabbit and they just start going nuts running after it and they chase this rabbit around it was a it was amazing the running after this rabbit and they’re like chasing it to a holding they’re like reaching down into the hole and eventually they got the rabbit and then picked it up and then they threw it and then they wait for it to go again and then I chased it around and they would find it every time they found me it was like lynnie I’m touching the the puppy they would ruin the rabbit a little bit yeah and so so I said this is a great this is great for the gorillas and the people watching not great for the rabbit so just spoiler alert I’m sure there’s some a certain type of person that would have been happy to watch and so they take the rabbit and then they throw it again in an eight and then eventually it was against the glass no they throw it out into the middle of the enclosure like in the grass and wait for it to move and eventually they threw it one last time it was like guys it’s not gonna move this time like we’ve we’ve expended the rabbit ah and if fun was over at that point the funding over for Rhett it was one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen in a zoo it’s like they were playing you know I mean they were just playing they were to have a ball it was like eggs what would happen in the wild next time you go to zoo you should take a bunch of rabbit oh hey hey trust me brother hey I didn’t want to reveal it publicly because when that whole bag of rabbits was in like I don’t want everybody to know it was me you know so this letter in the bag of rabbits in this zoo um first I gotta get to the rabbit exhibit with a bag I know something you did a minute I know you may be uncomfortable with his story and I agree with you but from the ethical standpoint if you had to choose between a gorilla and a rabbit to live and die what would you do hmm think about that for over the weekend it’s not it’s just it’s just life man I don’t need a weekend but this is the kind of thing you think about on the weekend want to ruin a Miller week don’t think about it now until the way until your schedule like put in your schedule you’re lounging about the gorilla blonde even a conundrum over your of little slotted I’ll say it right now I had to choose between a gorilla and a rabbit I would choose the gorilla I mean I like what of course would choose what if I if it was up to life that one would hat one has to die or rabbit I’m gonna choose a rabbit every time but let me mix it up what if I told you that the rabbit could kill the gorilla I that will happen like you throw the rabbit in there and you choose which one dies that’s what you’re choosing and I’m saying you know I got inside knowledge that if you choose the rabbit the rabbit will kill the gorilla don’t you want to see that no I don’t want to see a gorilla died I didn’t want to see the rabbit die but I’m saying if I had to choose one if you had it so you would choose to see a gorilla killer rabbit versus over a rabbit killing a gorilla I don’t want any gorillas to die I don’t want any rabbits to die but I’d be really dying there’s like 800 of them left I have a really big deal but okay and they’re like super smart like if they weren’t a gorilla could be a could be my co-host for the show screw you man I mean a rabbit we’ve had rabbits on this show before rabbits are just a cute addition to the show but a gorilla could replace link and be a little bit different it’s hitting a little too close to home all right want you to die either man that’s what I’m getting at you tell my you talk about the lion ethics class I don’t want to say gorillas die either but if gorillas were like like there’s an infinite supply gorillas to mini-grants and and I and a bunny could kill a gorilla in this one instance if I made a choice to see that I would be interested in hello it would have what if we were at war with the gorillas if it was an animation what if we were at war with the gorillas and our weapons were rabbits that would be we have rabbit guns right but we needed but we need to figure out what’s the best mode of attack so we got to run a simulation I’m seeing an inner rabbit bomb you just a big bag of vampire rabbits alright so uh man I’m gonna give you this what universe does that happen it happens in a universe that’s the weird thing because a multiverse theory what we just talked about if you can be imagined it is happening there is a pairs of universe where there are humans are at war with gorillas and they have rabbit weapons and they well they reproduce so quickly you overwhelm you if you can weaponize anything a rabbit like that’s the one of the first things like that that’s probably part of how they could defeat the they suffocate the gorillas right with their fur this looks like a girl covered in a blanket and you realize the gorilla hasn’t suffocated yeah it’s it is sad though this is still sad nothing is not sad but if it came down to me or a gorilla I mean we’re getting a whole lot of pleasure from this convert I’m but we’re really sad rabbit versus gorilla and the Corella me versus rabbit me me versus gorilla me me versus link mmm you versus gorilla gorilla I would die for you I would die for you I just thought you tell mind if they were fighting me if you were a gorilla I would not die for you um can I can I still tell the story in t-shirt please tell this story you tell not lying sleeping well a man 45 year old man and his wife go to the nan nan Dakin on Zoo and yeah that’s it then Dakin on zoo in India 2012 recent yes this is this is in the day and age when you should know better than getting in a line in clothes you should have seen me just say let’s say about 2012 you should know you know eighties maybe not truTV’s like they’re nice I don’t know world’s craziest animals 10 so sir yeah the husband is with his wife and he he went to the enclosure started removing his clothes he was a theme here ah he saluted two sleeping lions then he gets into the cage curls up and goes to sleep not next to them but like in another corner of the cage that the husband goes to sleep he’s naked i it says he removed his clothes okay according to eyewitness accounts Supriya a lioness was the first to reach him she smelled the man then pounced upon him the man fainted he was still there was no screaming no signs of resistance and then Krrish joined in on the mauling there’s another lion Supriya bit the man’s skull both the Lions dragged a man about fifty feet one grabbing his neck the other his leg panic soon spread in the zoo hundreds of visitors rushed to the site I’ve got to see this better than a gorilla in a rabbit I’ll tell you then I started screaming and throwing stones at the animals to try to save the man’s life the Lions who were born in the zoo and unaware of the act of hunting in the wild were equally panicked by the commotion and they ran away and hid leaving his body Zuse they have never done this they’d only eaten like meat that had been given to that right zoo staff removed suriya’s body and he lived and was quoted as saying sorry and when usually wins a body it’s worth it because I died huh but you throw they throwing us off they removed his body okay he’s quoted as saying I wanted to die after quarreling with my wife oh I thought becoming fodder for the lines was the best way to in my life hence I entered the enclosure removing a questionable amount of clothes first and taking a nap before they decided to attack I don’t know about those birds those were interesting stages I mean I’ve got Christian I’ve gotten into some fight on my own like this but arguments not fist fights yes in public a couple of times you know there’s tensions in public at the zoo you ever get into a fight I don’t I never I never thought about like jumping in an enclosure no don’t get that bad it’s like we can work this out I don’t need to get naked and take a nap in a lion enclosure yeah to make this better so this guy needs to see someone other than a lion I think a gorilla could do your job – just for the record