sometimes we get so excited about sports wearing headbands and wristbands that we think you’re actually sports when you’re actually just a spoon and a fork mix and sometimes i overzealously eat cereal with you and cut the inside of my mouth and the ironic thing is is there’s no better utensil to put in your pocket when you’re doing a sport that’s true ish I know is it just can you tell I don’t want to scratch it you want to support Stevie can you come out and scratch my nose alright okay um do we need to reset on our working relationship after that it was just was that weird for you was that great for you is there gonna be more of this or is this over good it’s all good it’s in the name of science yeah it could have been anybody but you wouldn’t necessarily sign up for that again no I totally would I mean okay we got to do what we got to do alright okay you heard it here guys Stevie has just signed up to smell our armpits habitually every Friday I’m welcome to good mythical more where we are gonna play let’s play let’s play let’s play let’s play a let’s play that’s what they said now this is where’s my controller right there ha here it is right here do that are you yeah you put a little bit of that peculiarly perfect peanut butter permit a little on available rattling calm slash store before um you playing any type of video game you’re gonna want to moisturize those lips now this video game is called Octodad uh no real relation to Octomom it is literally as a plant who is a octopus who’s married into a human family and has two children you’ve played it on ps4 it’s awesome you have but you know you can see when people’s eyeballs are on you and you got to act like a dad not like an octopus and link is going to be controlling the right side of the body and I am controlling the left’s I’m controlling the right arm and the right leg here it is right leg those so yeah so I am this I’m the blue side of the body and Rhett is the left red side of the body whoa how do I need a time unit where is that meter write your volume up it’ll go oh yeah now we can hear it I just threw the picture down why did we do that don’t do that she’s you know the wife’s gonna get mad about there’s something get to the kitchen man there’s something oh there’s a book right there no I guess we just going car to get to the kitchen use your leg to walk and then oh yeah push there we go dad’s up that’s at us we’re dad and now we’re gonna flow oh we’re back in the ocean what happened we glitched out what look dad’s ARDS up now he’s in the IE oh okay so now we’re back reset we did so horribly they wouldn’t let us leave the room all we did was leave the room alright let’s try this again right walk over here get to the kitchen I got to fill up just in case do not bring that pillow just get chase we need it I got one let’s turn off our alarm it’s 2 p.m. ok we go where there it is oh yeah we go turn off of the lamp we’re destroying the place oh oh keep your cool step towards the thing there you go alright then move my arm up here yes how do you do that you hit X and then you throw it on the ground you you hit X to grab and you hit X again what is the r1 do if the X doesn’t grab our one does the same thing oh really yeah so let go of that by hitting either r1 or X and then all right you got it let’s take this lamp post into the living room to see the kids may imma let go of that I feel like this sometimes in my own house a kick get a half can’t bless you just can’t get it together oh god amen you allergic to some octave daddy alright let go logical with the hat stands step 1 that is a is that a hat stand I thought that was a lamp I come on now we’re out like we’re out if you just come with me yes hey kids look we’re gonna grab some of your toys and throw them around hey kids I’m not an octopus I am your biological father yep step with me here we go let’s separate to get to the kid let’s let’s say hey to the kid hey kid he’ll okay I made you with my your mom all right how come he doesn’t look like an octopus at all hear them any do we because he’s human so we just married into a family I had two children already uh yeah I think that we’re trying to pull one over on everybody here okay get to the kitchen so go around the speaker where kids are watching you see those dots that means the kids are watching here they don’t act like an octopus take a step let’s get this get this table out of the way okay there you go now let’s just walk into the kitchen what are the kids talking I don’t know but we gotta walk into the kids kids are crazy don’t even know look I’m not there she’s hallo baby we speak in unison because hey I’m putting my foot in this thing for you how you like that oh sorry baby I just keep doing it took us new Sh what do we get out of this thing she’s washing dishes let me help you baby get out let me put the toaster into the singer for you hello electrocution what is the girl like would you like a pumpkin well I bought some upside was an apple here’s an apple for you baby Target I make it oh yes yeah I know I have nothing better to do because I don’t having a job look look look there’s some cereal up here you know let’s open the fridge well let’s see the strange lights there we go it get that thing open man trying to eat we’re getting some breakfast make some coffee I bet there’s coffee in his fridge man he needs a spine this guy needs a spine it’d be so helpful okay looks like he’s dancing Hey look at me I love to dance jig in front of my fridge all right okay listen let’s make some awesome work come on let’s not frustrate the viewers Oh Oh make some coffee I didn’t it’s it’s said that for the past five hours we can’t put this oh whoa whoa like I did that you’ve been attacked by the champ is he that but I’m making coffee clean up around here you go where is the coffee right there stop grabbing everything dude I’m trying you’re grabbing everything you have to go look but I’m making coffee no look listen to me you we have to get coffee first really I think maybe the coffee’s I don’t know let’s just see I just always look there I am again bubbling with worry and confusion is there that’s not working there coffee machines broken I think we got to get some coffee man I’m serious where’s a coffee cup Robert up up that’s him talking all right let’s uh come on let’s walk over here where’s your coffee where do you get coffee with me you guys here where the coffee is Eddie knows is the coffee is not listen if I were the coffee look that’s the coffee or what open the bottoms no no in the upper right there stupid it’s right there wall sugar that is coffee look it says coffee on it it’s a sugar okay I’ve got it it’s hoppy look coughing everywhere whoa let me get this thing I’ll get let me get this thing out oh yeah I did it I poured coffee in they’re really good at this and now I hit the button now I’m gonna put it back where it goes man I OCPD talk in here I started I started it you I started it there he goes he’s making coffee bring milk to Stacey I got to put the coffee back in this don’t worry about that but let me put the coffee back in the cupboard okay do it yes all right okay I feel so good I don’t think it’s making is no ripping milk yes you’re paying a million it’s almost filled up all right you can do this Rhett okay bring milk to Stacey oh I got it are you we both had both of it look we’re stage we are one person we have it so listen Ellis MELAS Stacey what step I’m coming on well did she just want the whole joke who does she want just a glass of her she wants to what she’s getting old jug come on take a step I don’t care about your bird-watching let’s hit this key 7r it were Stacey she’s the girl here you go Stacey hello Stacey I’ve got to pour milk in the Stacey’s Cup how do you know because it still there we go here we go here we go here we go come on Stacy move your cup towards my milk let’s cherish a boy oh it we did it we go yeah drink some coffee oh crap this is a hard life man come on the step back that’s like being a dad yeah this is everything exactly what it’s like the only difference is my kids now you know what they see I ain’t gonna put down put put the milk put the milk on the floor or something back in the fridge there it is I put in the drink some coffee yeah you catch yourself you have a doughnut oh look you grab Dada got it I got it now linking or that can you yeah can you turn the table on inside can you please give me some coffee link cuz it might be saying right here see this hand yeah right here yeah it’s got a cup in it okay totally ready there’s coffee in it too drink it oh really yeah Oh drink it I’m trying drink it yeah go out and guard look he looks so defeated like that that’s truly dad right there grill and serve burgers this guy’s got a tough life why they cooking burgers for breakfast this guy well it’s two o’clock he is an octopus grilling serve burgers you can check okay that one didn’t work I love this one my camera’s getting a bit any chance you know where to find it what what look are you talking about put a burger on sideways why did she have so many technical questions I’m just trying I’m trying to make she thinks were smart she doesn’t know where or not I’m trying to make burgers the size of a human head out here lady oh ma come on burger get on the grill okay I put that Burger on come on Barger get on the grill that one’s already cooked a little bit because we already cooked it a little bit you know what link up there it is over there look and look I’m gonna go and get this burger it looks about done always definitely done I got to get that other better put this on this burger right here right on our plate of it oh I got it look at that now walk over to this other patty which is on the ground no one’s gonna notice that a through that on the ground and now we’re double-team at this burger we’re double fisting this burg then we got to put it back here and well put it back on the grill I know I think don’t take it off it cook it all I know it’s cooked it’s cooked look there’s ketchup oh you got some ketchup on I think there’s another burger on that patio over there let’s go get that I’ve got like an unlimited amount of ketchup here that’s one thing you should note oh so close yeah come on man I got a grill this burger man just walk me over there get me do the let’s get the dirt over here inside of the grill top I do that is such a tough time man yes yes such a tough night so here you go let’s get this burger whoops here you go now here he goes but older let’s put on the grill there you go drop it drop it link go oh so good catch did you see that Wow I was like totally looking out for you ah code and enough oh here’s some ketchup okay you didn’t get it – yeah I’m a natural octopus I’m so good okay now let’s just grab this burger let’s put it on this thing up here Oh toss it oh there it is move the feet and move the hands and then put the burger on load yes I need the guard why you got to making us do everything let me sit up for exactly three awesome burgers the size of your head all I wanted to Gordon like I just want to get on the internet and on my phone or something for a sec all right let’s weed the freaking garden all right where the week look at her watchin she’s a slave driver a jacquard gone by golly I mean I do quite a bit on habit my wife lets up everyone so you know I’m are these weeds because they certainly like them but I’m not able to pull in yeah I don’t know let’s find some way but get the mower oh the more get the more get the more get the more get this way this way I’m up the moat wash over here in the shed yes yes we can do this yeah pull that quote yeah I’d like to do this take it and pull this basket balls in there we’re going to give them this is gonna be trouble we’re gonna be lawn mowing some basketball isn’t whoa the right side of my right there let’s find out let’s get in there there it is the mowers in there kid shut up crazy chef guy I’m trying to mow the grass can you see we both in you’re grabbing the handle your frickin casket balls and we got too many balls in this family get these things out of here okay you keep grabbing the handles like you’re trying to hide in there which I can fully relate to but right now we need to mow the grass I’ve got the mower I’ve got the mower there it is got it yes okay that’s me with look here we go let’s Mel this grass can you grab the mower as well and we get to hand this sucker here go here we go and now let’s go okay link why are you going to the slide listen let’s go to huh let’s mother grass I’m trying to move the pass what you let go of it though Oh Morgan come on here we go sort of area we’re almost about to get some grass there we go whoa yeah Motorhead whoa the heck out of that grass man use your use your walkie leg and let’s mow oh yeah here we go you should walk you laid oh yeah okay quick comment on the way I’m going alone least I’m doing it you’re sitting in those brothers I’m a don’t don’t don’t get to flowers now she’s gonna get mad at that I mean how much does this woman expect like I vote a lot I’m out half the grass but what we are we’ve gotten so good at this length we’re grass mowing foes an octopus would be a good mower you know no I think so we’re almost there like there we go there we go now let’s come back across lot of just mow in the weeds it oh come on yeah we go and then these patches up over here there we go yeah here we go we’re getting so good at this right we can start a landscaping business guys such a good mower I don’t know no no that just right back this right we gotta coordinate come over this yep come on and then never come back yep and go right over this and we will be done what a pathetic oh yeah don’t mow your foot we the garden what I think that’s okay so the garden over here yeah yeah all right where the weeds I mean why are we doing these tours so quickly oh do we hope that we can like sit every that’s a week see oh that’s a week that’s a week dang I let me get a weed that’s a radish and let’s step over here all the ones with the little white flowers s weeds dandelions Marga is that it no there’s one back there’s two of the back I see then step over the bird there’s one the birdhouse bird feeder throw that out I’ll get this one up jumping in same place got it chop some firewood firewood dang this is a non-stop it doesn’t look cold being Octodad s let’s drop our minds drop the weeds alright dropping the weeds okay and where’s the firewood over here we think this suckers gonna wield an axe yeah that’s not a good idea get er deserted there’s huh look at this maybe just grab the UM tax would you see that I split a piece you did all right I mean I’m gonna put a piece of what out here for you yeah well now we both have the eggs all right I mean there it is and that’s already half a piece you need to put that in the bin or something just grab a step over here grab a full log trying about a soccer ball yeah I’ll chop it up chop the heck out of a soccer ball hey boy is lando calls him footballs which is true you’re right he’s right there it is like Chava way son yeah not your son on your left side all right here we go you got it man yeah yeah look your dad I don’t know how physics oh yeah oh yeah but no here’s a know one and there it is oh yeah look at that I’m all I’m a hack swimming phone round wash some axis is the most inefficient approach to splitting wood I’ve ever seen in my life oh you made ties with a lake oh we still got a chop some oh she wants us to chop it in half again this woman’s crazy she wants it in quarters me okay mommy go do the chop dance do the chop octave dad dance I’m swimming in air cuz I’m an octopus you think so okay we probably through a log somewhere let’s find it there it is no he’s out of the tree over here that’s the thing don’t get too rich I got it bring him back to the choppy good oh I was easier than yeah awesome we tell my eggs hang up the birdhouse the kids took down the birdhouse again can we hit the kid with the eggs yes it impossible no that’s that’s not gonna be a bad father okay go be a be a bad father hang up the birdhouse there’s the birdhouse right there all right it’s right there only right there we’ve got it and now we’re gonna lift it straight up and put on this hook where’s the hook right boom whoa what look at that guy’s the neighbor is an evil person stop that’s Jeff how do we sell the chef guys here let’s let’s let go 1 2 3 only one of us needs to let go only me let go okay you do not let go cuz you’ll get sucked into that thing I try I’m trying to let go I can o use the legs oh yeah yeah oh yeah there we go oh yeah see we’re gonna ruin it oh yeah yeah join did we ruined that chef break up your big mower you need to get one of those hand mowers like I got I don’t know I’m just throwing gnomes into a chef mower another day at the nothing to here whoo she’s suspicious but not anymore oh she has a surprise free trip today query oh I hate going back there hey you think aquariums are festering prisons of iniquity I’ve got to write an article for the paper can’t you make an exception this time oh but really yeah okay your hair is really nice oh yeah but I’m really Robert Eden idle blobs Oh groceries okay I get ya what you guys go to the aquarium and I’ll go to the grocery store yes Syria I’ll be great at the grocery store I won’t knock anything over we not cereal yeah man and it’s settled we’re all going to the grocery store oh whoa what a relief for Octodad okay all right guys I guess when I was exhausted go to the grocery store anyway listen we were fathers today we did it all the time to do anything for our actual kids we don’t because war or octopuses right but we did all that stuff for a fake kids yeah we did I don’t have to feed them I don’t have to mode grass and I’m not taking a shower or at least a few more days either I’m doesn’t know hanging of the birdhouse hmm that is still ripe owner there me this is not bad