GMMore 819: Mike is a Foot Makeup Maestro

Oh sockson it up I’ve never worn toe sauce how do they feel I look very snazzy Lane there’s thanks a space out my toes in a way that I didn’t anticipate or or need right the money that’s my personal opinion about toe socks that’s why I threw the challenge because but you better find it huh okay um first let me just say that it was like a total my mind was just completely flipped out when I was trying I would be able to get the spoon into it but then to take a spoonful and get it to him you start realizing that your feet are your hands are like positioned a certain way for a certain reason like yeah you’ve learned how to work this and then this like I’m glad I eat with my hands are you glad that you don’t normally eat meals fetching you buy me with my feet all right so we’re gonna let you guys where does it have your way with our faces okay places good you have a good sports and all right we didn’t plan on doing this but I’m saying what what you guys are certainly but fanatic about it thank you but you and seem like victims oh um just doing in there we had our feet bare and open to the air for a while and I you know and I like oh my gosh wash them down with some bleach oh there you go the socks tea album Jake their cats wearing cat socks yeah I guess well you know what you just get your bare feet I’ll spray it for you yeah this is a partner no no this is uh no these are gonna go this is a partner find out what kind of feed you have prepared you got a normal so pretty normal okay okay you got a lot hair on the big toe but nowhere else is interesting readily make I got I got hair all over my first of all I’ll let you notice my partner just didn’t watch foot off my joint you up I’m only gonna use one okay all the holes that may be alright what what is that disinfecting man okay he’ll get a lot weird how is that you lookin like the powder no felt like that JC you want to spray ya gonna get some powder guys this is the only time this is everything stuff alright alright oh wow wow it’s kind of minty I have like a zit up here you might want to touch that up with something yeah alright we ready yeah again there’s no time limit except go go quickly let’s get this over with welcome to good mythical more uh okay where we get our makeup done with these guys feet let chase is like maybe I do need another one what kind of watch movie hands and Mike’s like me my mic is – Mike is trying to scrub the whole floor with it with it Becca maybe the bigger you’re gonna get the worse your feet are me maybe fourth hour this is it I think the foot coordination is inversely proportional to beard length hello to warn me next time you do that are you holding your breath the whole time cuz I am I’m definitely holding my breath alright look Michael I think I earned my cheesiness his uh his I think I earned me hey that’s what I wanted to do the whole time okay that chair doesn’t make any noises guys let’s greet those cheers up where we go islet for your lives oh nice I don’t lose my son hang on the other one oh wow yeah you do gonna naturally do a little of everything here yeah it is hitting it that’s not look time okay okay see how much I my left all mine look purple I can switch it out – man he’s amber foot tree stris you know if there was like what’s that noisy Mike mate this is hurting the quads are really burning here we go it’s a little different oh that’s in the middle that’s on the nose I’m cramping a little green is a little nose here we go I’m getting a quad cramp I got a foot arch cramp but Mike is just what he’s he’s totally using a lot of his hands I don’t know what you mean tackles mm-hmm that actually looks really good Wow look mine did a really good job on me I think we’re done over here like them knows all right give me some stick you mean steal it one more sure some lipstick okay there you go hush oh I got I got enough for both like that LM up yeah you know guys it’s like war paint chasin link you know if if being able to do things with your feet really well was like a really a useful life skills you guys will be in luck we’d be good at life is that what you say she’s not here guys check ball thing so you’re ambit foot foot be dexterous as well yeah foot but that’s you just expensed you choose whichever foot what does it feel like to have feet that can work his hands like I’m lucky life-changing tell me now all right I’ll just say he’s in late August oh now right you sure you don’t want to throw it the other way well like nothing’s really lost pretty good chase get it in there though well I lost a little confidence in you just trying to help you out it I make it work hey do you know what there could probably be a kiosk at the fall foot makeover look like a couple of now what you think it is turn a little bit yeah think about it it’s like when you get like a painting that’s painted by the elephant they’re people who are like I’ll go through the painting is $6,000 I know it looks like a third grader did it but you know what an elephant oh so you’re like a third Togo knows it could be like I’ll do my makeup looks horrible but you know what AG man with us did it with his feet I be fine voter dollars I’ll pay $500 to go to the prom I look excellent and I know it looks weird but that’s my chin no it’s good because you know that it was done with it was done at the mall at a Foot kiosk are you going crunchy totally do that any of your smiley face a new chin I mean we deliver ready to go the prom I’m not really seeing that yeah I was gonna say one date but I like it you you

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