but I am an expert in photographing it oh yeah let me see those I was the grandma cases just pictures of plants really you catch them in the act and it’s just like that’s just a plant drinking itself drinking itself is a juice rather awkward that is photosynthesis what else would you like to speak of or whatever it is I’m sure we’ll know everything about we sound so smart the way we are you doing with it yeah a sick a long cigar I had no I had my must must owe us you know how you twist your mustache when you mush Martin my friend you know stab you lady yeah try twisting your mustache is it’ll smart does it make you seem like you could be overly confident about something do I look smarter as I do it take your hand away now and let me see oh you don’t look yet now you look smarter that definitely did welcome to good mythical more this episode of good mythical more is brought to you by warby parker head to Warby Parker com / GMM we got our own URL to order a free home trial today choose 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quite work you’re like cuz we don’t we got to adjust that he didn’t die quite enough wadn’t you don’t want him to die too quickly you want them to be tortured it’s not a you bring unlike a low-level prisoner to try it out on but uh what I did we don’t condone any no we don’t I mean I’m glad I you know people talk about the good old days like bat went before people were crazy the good old days listen people get less crazy as time goes on just look at history look at the Middle Ages there was not so what they were doing to each there were no good old days and it’s true the good old the good days are the future people come on be hopeful but I went to a medieval torture museum in Prague speaking of hopeful and I told this story on a good mythical more something at some points I want to tell the short version but we went in there me and my friend Jerry and it a week Prague Czech Republic jury jury the jury’s still out and in Latin we’re going around looking at these things just all the stuff that we just talked about unbelievable stuff but but seeing the apparatus in person you’ve had to shake you out a little bit a little bit I’m glad I wasn’t subjected to any of it but this girl he didn’t say see web did it Jerry Jerry he’s like Susie I don’t know what her name was not Susie but something like that girl from like his first grade hidden seen her she was being tortured in a really he was like 2000 I help you Susie he just I don’t have had on locket think about that that he runs into a girl that he hasn’t seen says first grade in a medieval torture museum in Prague what are the chances I guess I mean a pretty slam but I guess it could’ve happen to somebody really should attach meaning to coincidence I mean is just who’s gonna happen sometimes did they did they get married yeah because then they’re telling their kids years laters like kids we met in a torture me did it was very wrong man well in the in the the theme of the wedding was was a little inappropriate there’s lots of spikes and lots of leather I didn’t go he invited me I was supposed to be the best man but he told me what I’m supposed to be wearing I was like no speaking of torture lorry of Jerry and Suzie so I have to eat how many of these – how many does Rev D alright you got to eat seven of these I get to eat so yeah alright let me just cut up because we’ve we’ve never actually talked about let me act up yeah what what it is because I understand certain not liking certain things but what is it about a tomato want to know like explain to me the how bad it is what is it about a tomato the taste I don’t like the taste of a tomato I like what about the texture and like the pop eNOS I thought that was what you’re used to eating an eyeball or something now is what you’re gonna know it’s the taste I mean I like eating grapes and I like eating actual eyeballs I’ve totally proven that these are great tomatoes but you imagine it’s a gift if they were tomato grapes then I might like well put your hands behind your back will you eat one first dhimmis i got 87 you should probably you know what I have these constantly my wife keeps these in the frigerator at all times in every knives go I love it oh gosh I don’t like these guys how many do I could be seven and that’s three I want to spread it out a little bit I like when it pop inside my mouth it’s like it is like eating an eyeball okay the plant juice just comes out in there I mean does everybody here like tomatoes nobody here Eddie doesn’t like them you don’t like tomatoes but but if you had to eat this would it be unpleasant or would just be like I don’t prefer that I don’t understand that hating it I understand they’re not preferring something there’s lots of things I don’t prefer but like this is torture to you every time you get a tomato in your math your yeah well I’m not gonna be obnoxious I mean well come on be as an option you know be alright put your hands on your bag you gonna check in way me this is my torture I’m gonna I want to feed it to you I feel like that’s how they would have done in the Middle Ages you’re gonna like uh like strap me down or something hey okay link for the crime of no two missed questions so in a stupid internet game I don’t deserve this no like kid where come on good ah really good you’re not acting just horrible it is horrible I don’t understand what is but explain it to me what’s horrible about it like I don’t like liver because it tastes like I’m eating iron blood rust it tastes so bad it tastes unlike any other fruit or vegetable whatever it is I think it’s technically a fruit maybe that’s what it is maybe you need to see it as a vegetable I was gagged I mean it I just hate hate hate the taste a space man but you like ketchup I love get not on love and you like stewed tomatoes tomato sauce yeah yep tomato sauce um but something about the cook something of even tomato juice like degree like v8 you like v8 I don’t like v8 but I don’t hate v8 like a raw tomato is what I hate I’m just not great I need to get to the bottom of it man I was sure it was the texture but just the taste is today so what about the taste the tomato weenus of it I mean it’s like it’s just you know what a tomato tastes like I don’t like that I’m not gonna apologize for it give me one more cuz I’m so glad I was decent at this game no cuz like when somebody says they don’t like olives I’m like okay I get that I love olives but I can understand why you wouldn’t like them because they’re so specific and so strong right but a tomato is just like I feel like I’m just eating little raindrops I wonder if it’s not you’re just I don’t I don’t taste anything I’m thinking about trying to swallow it whole that’s how much I don’t want it tastes like careful our hull you could try but I wouldn’t because you don’t have teeth in your throat cuz once we get caught in there that’s what we should have newsflash you don’t have teeth in your throat you had you should have some extra teeth in your throat so when you choke you just chew it I might like I’m a chomp down real fast on this I’m just gonna I mean I’ve gotten pretty good at swallowing stuff I don’t like you ate a beetle man you ate a live beetle and it was basically the same process okay you know what I do kind of like it now it’s like it’s like think of it like a vegetable it’s like a pepper that’s gone nasty that peppers gone nasty okay mmm all right all right I’m gonna let you guess a couple the knees yeah the knee splitter was well exactly what it sounded like a bunch of wooden spikes were attached to two wooden planks the planks were placed in front of and behind the knee then screws connecting the planks were tightened till the knee was completely crushed in a vise of spikes that’s true true it was also popular during the Spanish Inquisition good old days who are they inquiring about whether or not you would be a part of the church that was what it was mm-hmm um get ready for a heavy dose of irony link to follow up your tomatoes with the peasants thrown the prisoner or unlucky feudal peasant was put into a chair frame that had no seat bottom a torturer would then swing a large spiked mace or knotted rope up underneath the chair hitting the prisoner in the crown jewels ooh why keep the crown jewels down there um false you made that up you demented jerk yeah yeah but that would have been a good one I have a confession to make I also went to that Museum I studied nah just kidding are you Jerry I am Jerry no I’m Suzy Jerry’s dead um actually this is a real thing though but it came from the mind of whoever wrote the 2006 James Bond film Casino Royale because they did it in that movie do you remember that I didn’t see them but you know here’s Brosnan it’s kind of like this stuff is kind of like being an Imagineer it’s like you know back in the day if you couldn’t be a Disney Imagineer you could be one of these people that design designs torture devices can you imagine someone showing up for like their interviewers and imagine here that I hey Walt check out my work I mean it was it’s a different genre but I mean there’s a lot of crossover well creativity some of those are these things they’re off the map depending on the day some of those right it’s going to be very torturous I mean the line alone sometimes it could be for that cars ride can be two hours tell me about it no and if you if you get up there and they’re like more sawing what the wrong is now closed I mean I think I’d rather be in the adulterers bald instead of that thing sometimes sometimes from time to time you