he’s gonna give me me alone now he meant to myself just let me be myself in this maximum-security prison Oh Merry Christmas convicts everywhere they watch in prisons yeah they do well welcome those everyone who are incarcerated there’s way too many of you yeah especially in America should do something but make a political point about that um ah welcome to good mythical more all right let’s see what’s in your nice use of the clink that’s good I’ve never heard anyone in person actually refer to prison as the clink okay although that is one other ways that you can do it I think when we talked about the most poshest prisons on earth I used every you–some isn’t you familiar I use every you some ISM I tell you right now what’s in here and then I’ll open my naughty one oh it’s a ninja bread cookie kit oh look at that oh we’re gonna decorate them I’m gonna decorate shall I see what’s in here now I’ve been so much don’t act like what did you get link what is that chocolate-covered dung on a twig well it’s a chocolate-covered strawberry yeah what is it all right let me see if I can figure out what it is first of all it looks homemade there’s a pickle in a minute let him look at us coming in chocolate I know that thing it what it has a stem is it’s not a strawberry it yeah I need a little scissors Oh mr. in his own ninja gingerbread world I’m about to bite so they won’t tell me what it is all I can smell is chocolate I mean just tell me if this is attached to whatever it is yes so it has a stem it is a it is not an animal that’s not like a rat tail or like a mouse tail sorry I came out your yard so it’s a fruit yeah it is technically a fruit all right so I’m gonna bite this and then and chew it all up and swallow it that’s the that’s the whole thing is it that bad you’ll see it is it’s not gonna taste bad no canape girl in the middle of oregano was gonna in chocolate yeah ugly Joe ugly Joe good I tweeted that song out that someone made the remix oh that’s your listening assignment for today pickle in the middle of a burger it was cover chocolate is their pickle in here I’m stalling I mean it I mean it’s not it’s not bloody it’s not bloody it is a natural grown vegetable or fruit I think I did this backwards I’m still so nervous cuz the way you guys are acting about to do the solid in the middle first what do you think it is do you have a guess Oh what oh that thing I don’t know I don’t care either hahaha I helped you out man I like say well maybe you should use a lifeline maybe you should use some help alright I’m just gonna buy it it can’t be worse than all the other stuff I mean heads up guys huh go for it what could it be uh uh oh no it’s a pepper oh no come on guys then I was obvious I should have known it was a dang ol cover but it’s just a habanero right oh dude I just swallowed it fast so ah dang y’all you’re gonna have a cookie here to wash it down it’s a good oh I hate hot stuff I got some oh pretty bad Oh Eric goes what’s happening man Oh it’ll go it’ll clear that cold up though cool really would have a gun bill it’ll clear it right up well this will probably good just write it no in what my mouth yeah hello I’ll put it on my finger cool my nose is right oh you know I got blow my nose hmm Merry Christmas link mmm oh that was a misfire oh gosh I mean it’s not I swallowed it kind of fast so it’s like it’s only burning at the back of the throat I like the fact that you like what did you think I was gonna eat all these oh it looks like coal yeah but hey you know what maybe it is good for the cold maybe it’ll like help Oh everything to start flowing out its to go it’s great for the cold it’s great it’s it’s great for the goal yeah Wow right it’s you know I appreciate you feeling bad you were hoping that Rhett would have to do this um but it’s not as bad as it could be like the hiccups are gone yeah you didn’t get to the seed pod that would have rocked your world yeah I went halfway and I got some seeds and it is hot it is no I got some more questions for you ask me all the questions you want others to continue decorating while Charles Dickens was pinning the classic did I say welcome to good mythical more I think I did but if I didn’t there it is don’t say you weren’t welcome I’ve never done what I’m doing by the way he’s probably easy to tell miss having like my mama she did a lot of things but she wasn’t about to bite let us start decorating cookies in my first year of marriage with my wife Christy we um as opposed to the other marriages I haven’t had yet or whatever I don’t plan on having any other mirror just yeah well I’m really digging Oh can I start that over when my lovely the lovely lovely wonderful love of my life Christy and I got married our first Christmas together we made gingerbread yeah you do that’s the other thing you do the first year yeah look at Christmas cookies together but but we we dried them out and we we turned them into Christmas ornaments which we still have to this day I’ve been married almost 16 years that’s crazy um but we didn’t put them on the tree we like pulled out right what is this it’s like it’s the it’s the gingerbread man we made in our first year mirrors I’ll put them back in the box okay dog might eat him and a little bit of pain but while Charles Dickens was pinning the classic winter tale a Christmas carol he considered what alternate name for the character Tiny Tim Rhett little Bobby uh was it puny Pete little Fred we Mitchell or a little Bobby no answer not over here or impetus about everything for a second you thought I won’t go say in Vitesse or army you gonna be upset um Tiny Tim Feeny Pete little Fred we Mitchell are infinitesimal RV I would think he went with Tiny Tim puny Pete is is it an attempt at trying to come out something that sounds like Tiny Tim but I think he was he went with we Mitchell Oh what is it I don’t know we’ll never know next question what’s the answer uh well the answer is not on here it is we Mitchell right oh it’s a little little Fred hmm cuz a little Fred was was actually what’s the story on that it was his his little brother get it passed away he was like gonna name the kid after that but then he changed it to Tiny Tim it was like well I know he’s dead he won’t care what’s old is new again when Christmas rolls around because a survey in the UK found that 58% of people regifter presents 58% regifter at present with 49% of people regifter what item toiletries socks calendars underwear you don’t read gift underwear Yury gift toiletries easy like what are you thinking because you get like a tooth brushing like I don’t need one of these but it’s a seems like a soft thoughtful gift i’ll give it somebody else a toothbrush is a thoughtful gift that sounds like an insult but you’re right it is toiletries I think it’s more like lotions and light I’m never gonna get into this candle yeah as a candle toiletry thanks I refused like I blocked peppers out of my mind so much that when I saw this thing on the stem I refused to even consider an option like I literally it’s obvious it obviously these peppers know oh it wasn’t I was so focused on my ginger bread after being introduced in January of 1942 coca-cola decided to spice up their Christmas advertisement campaigns by pairing up what character alongside jolly old Saint Nick a little elf wearing a coke bottle cap and a hat called sprite boy a jolly friendly Yeti named the abominable snowman a Coca Cola drinking polar bear who would steal Santa’s coke or a gross puddle of boiled Coca Cola called captain bubble blob the third I would I would think it was the polar bears because they went on to become iconic no it was sprite boy sprite boy was gonna be a thing yeah just picture like an in jet like little Tyler Oakley with white hair with with a bottle cap on his head here’s a picture of them right there sprite boy it’s like a disembodied head pulling the reins on Santa’s sleigh I think that would have worked terrifying so lots of sprite yeah that’s all the questions I have well let me get some sprinkles on these for you the brain isn’t in my mouth it’s of course just in my stomach and I’ll think of you guys the rest of the day at certain points in particular I’ll be thinking about you specifically of the corset books I think it supposed to sprinkle at a different time are these fresh well are you going to share these dis masterpiece that one looks like you don’t look like those spit out a bunch of gum like look at this so talk about those what is that it’s like it’s like the internal organs of a gingerbread man this is my favorite one right here okay take it then meat that oh the burn blue one hello chewy Elfman not bad oh you didn’t make them Merry Christmas not bad oh it’s a ninja haha pull it brush oh you didn’t know about it so tell me about in toilet brush we were to get together it’s Christmas week take as much time as you want right then dumb eat in fact eat one of these you’ll like it a bunch of kids over there I needed to use the restroom I went to the restroom some kid had two big turd sitting in the toilet in the guest bathroom and he just clogged it up and gave up on it and I was like what kind of friend of mine my the kind of friend is this link your toilets clogged come fix it or a mother kind of friend that cleans the up I think you’re the type of friend that knows that it was one of your kids that did it no I’ve seen my kid Dookie before it doesn’t look like it yeah dang man I’m eating nothing was there was this big around oh come on hey come on I’m just saying hey dude this is a big kid alright it was mine what do you guys it what you gonna do about is there somebody holding it for a while yeah my kids my kids don’t do that your kids do my kids know how to butter a little icing mechanisms and also other kids which makes this an extra special thing that I did for you cuz I was like oh crap could’ve been more than one kid well it could have been easy so then that’s it I was like I gotta you do have a plunger right next to is that why you went outside into the living room and you like broke off a limb for my Christmas tree and then went back in here so I I tried to flush it and it was I’m just gonna be why are you telling me this I’m sorry this is gonna get graphic no no big oh no I cuz when you plunge you don’t want to get just um no care of it when you plunge you want to miss the log cuz you don’t want to smoosh the log ah you do don’t talk about this it was on the side did somebody else’s Dookie man I plunged it it went down everything goes down but it’s a Christmas man it’s hidden but see there is much but then there okay but then there’s some Christmas fudge left inside you want you want to make it about Christmas I’m gonna make it right prison I don’t want to talk about it because I did I’m like I I’m in the bathroom if I come out and this frickin looks like a horse wise guy came through here and drag his hood to the bottom of the the toilet and I’m gonna get blamed for it so then I’m like well I’m gonna clean it with a toilet brush but I don’t want to make contact with the toilet brush so I took toilet paper created a barrier and then took your toilet brush Oh use the toilet paper that was smaller brush then I got toilet paper into the toilet brush can you get some cheap toilet paper man it is just sinta greats as soon as it hits the water you got like one point this is all my fault I just become my fault so then I take it and I was being a gracious home in I’m flushing the toilet to try to get the toilet paper off of the toilet brush and it doesn’t flush hard enough I spent 30 minutes while I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes I didn’t take a dump I cleaned up somebody else’s done I just had to pee you’re welcome Merry Christmas that’s what you’re getting for Christmas how’s that cookie your wife went in there right before you that one my wife Peter yeah that’s gross man which was the night before Christmas this type of stories you tell is your house man shoot you