GMMore 828: Eating the Shrimpmas Tree with the Crew

a wireless internet at his home by hack I mean we guessed his password I mean it was his phone number but we’ll sell it to you I’ll give it to you well you just told them what it was everybody’s following oh no John’s phone number oh well oh yeah we’ll get him to change what about a tip you get least tipis you blew it I’m not a hacker man you’re not a sale lover you know nothing else Bonita I’m a lover not a hacker he can’t tell bet you can’t give away the thing you’re selling oh my goodness but that’s Christmas spirit up right up oh okay so hmm I forgot about the punishment welcome to good mythical more I have to be punished by eating a spoonful of mayo cause it was in everything that they told us about today give or take instead that’s gonna bring that in come on in guys bring in the table goodness so I gotta eat this and then you guys get to try this stuff especially announcer Stevie who works so hard with those announcements it is my guiding what you doing you know there’s a reason why the food was the way that it is the way food is the way that it was and something about mayonnaise cream creamy is so what is in there why don’t you just pick up those there we go get that mean I think we’re in a mess Oh shrimp we’re in a mayonnaise reacting to over mayonnaise egg things in our society yeah so uh why don’t I just start eating straight mayonnaise out of this jar I don’t hate this is zero I will say down hey guys that’s the easy stuff you’ll probably want to eat some of this other stuff you and then use that to wash it wash it down how are you jingle oh yeah go like this oh yeah feel like I’m feeding you instead yeah once you it’s just you know once you set your expert lighting properly this is not them yeah I understand yeah I like that yeah that’s not bad at all I this is I really got a big bite there it has good things happening in it it does it’s very good oh I would eat all of this that’s it that’s them that’s got to be my punishment level right there that’s one what means thought about too much what is this so two spoonfuls more that’s what we say yeah what do I do with the dauber hey you and you and you made this spoonful okay you made the spoonful all right link go for it sorry what really hard thinking it was just once I could add a little man I thought I was like I’m not gonna be a wimp but now I have to do this twice I could add a little Spanish sauce on it mix it up a little bit very a second bite I’m gonna need that oh really but I just want to slam it like I literally just want it to catapult in the mouth yeah well throat like should I tell my cheese party story while you’re doing that or in between bites because this is very it’s very similar what’s happening is very similar oh yeah yeah you know no all right go for it I am we’ve known of these here right yes this is it don’t bring it it isn’t bad it’s just it’s just really but like if I had to eat that in a bomb shelters so the ant knows the answer to your any of your questions isn’t me all right he’s going for it okay mm-hmm yep yep the swallow just while you get it get it to get it down you know don’t think about it’s not managed it’s not mayonnaise it’s not mayonnaise it looks like mayonnaise it tastes like mayonnaise it smells like mayonnaise it came from mayonnaise jar but it’s not very it’s kind of good I told you I like this mmm that is some rich rich okay oh now what just happened in like reminds me of something that happened to me I’m not gonna double dip this and do we have another spoon kiss double do is fine go for it but then we can’t use it in the office oh okay let’s get him another spoon you know what are you gonna do Cheeta for it clean forth yeah I swap let’s do a swap of dishes this is very sure I got to tell you guys a story that happened to me at a party recently because what the night before word is very similar so late was also at this party we went to our friends house and I’m not going to give any details of who it was and where it was but they were famous super famous people we are selling the Wi-Fi password but there was a cheese tower but basically like plates like three plates and different cheeses and I love cheese I was we’ve already demonstrated and I’m eating all the cheese’s and then this woman who was a guest actually brought some cheese with her and she starts setting the her cheese out on a thing and then she puts one on the top and she says this one’s just like butter and I look at it I think to myself what I looks just like butter but it was in a circle and it was like kind of handmade kind of things like you don’t vote get butter like that and so she’s like yet it’s just like butter and I mean I’m like well heck I love cheese so I take a cheese sized piece of this stuff like a big wedge and I put it in my mouth and as soon as my mouth I’m like this is butter this is actually butter but then I’m at this party and the woman is like looking at me I’m like and I get it down I can’t believe it’s not butter because it actually is and then I said I think that might have been butter to the woman and she said well some people can’t tell the difference I was like well I can’t see no and that’s butter I don’t know I actually don’t know what happened but then my white you were gonna get in a fight with her because I overheard you saying no it is butter I mean well I can tell well then he like started getting firmer I had a conversation with this woman and then my wife comes up to the cheese and I had just stepped away Jessie does exactly the same thing eats a bigger piece and she was sick for the rest of the night but she she doesn’t eat weird stuff for a living and have the ability to tolerate the rest of the party with a spoonful of yeah butter in her stomach but she was I didn’t buttery ever again yeah like I would actually rather eat a spoonful of mayonnaise which I just down to then a just the thing a butter wish I’ve also done because this actually it had some acidity in it you know which it’s not just like straight fat it feels like there’s some lemon juice in there or something oh but it does sit kind of heavy down in there more think about it I’m gonna eat some of these without going with everything I’ve eaten is that bad did you like this I should like that no this isn’t bad each other but it’s a this mysteries like like a bomb shelter Christmas yeah yeah we’re gonna pop those Christmas bomb shelter Christmas guys happy bomb shelter Christmas did anybody have any shrimp with olive yeah I didn’t eat the meat and I put this last night I’m gonna do one without the I’ll I mean weird things I went to it I’m gonna do the olive separately mmm cuz it just the mix is not right now I’m just gonna go pick it up you pick that up go pick it up and eat it I’ll pick it up and eat it not even on cuz you know get eat it with that oh really I want to eat it with the Spanish sauce no you have to eat it with the olive oh yeah text me to Spain come here there we go do you mind I wish my shoulder I like this you know what fuels are a crazy train Cyril’s back to the forefront Italy yeah oh good good can you wear no that’s when the wax actually gets in it and then link likes it perfect feel good that’s not bad the sauce it’s not good everything mmm-hmm yes yeah that’s kind of it the cheese calling is I want this Mouse oh what a cheese car is a hit the bugles are by far the best thing Kevin yeah you go to weather five major well-crafted you want to read the biography and like the people that meet these I do not have every NASA angler one that’s a big slice Eddie I thought Bob that’s a little alright is that for me I would like more I got it Oh master dinner I’m telling Mary money this is like what Don Draper would eat on Christmas yeah this is a Don Draper Christmas how do you wanna do this here tutto oh yeah there we go and wait and play it once it’s not bad it’s just not good it just seems like I expected the chicken to be chunky chunky or chewy okay your song is gross I kind of like it the sauce oh oh you did oh you just drop some sauce I don’t know where it went I did oh yeah I do oops Oh guys happy holidays that sounds a little garnish I’m a holly jolly Christmas everybody and in case are you didn’t say hello to friends you know and have a cup of cheer have a holly jolly Christmas and when you walk everybody the street say hello everyone Oh anyways for you give them if you want I don’t know Louise yeah if you want guess them if you walk you

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